Day Eleven
Morning
Today was just a normal morning in the Big Brother house, all the housemates were fast asleep which didn't last long as the alarm went off.
"No" Ron Groaned, throwing his pillow over his head "not now, I was in the middle of a good dream, let me have an extra half an hour and then I'll wake up." As the other Housemates all got out of bed, Ron remained in his bed, pillow over his head and snoring repulsively. Hermione stood next to his bed and folded her arms in a disapproving way.
"I have never known anyone so lazy" she said as she shook her head. Fred and George stood at the end of Ron's bed and both grabbed an ankle each.
"Are you seriously going to pull him out of bed?" Hagrid asked as he walked past them towards the bathroom.
"It's the only way" George replied. The two then yanked Ron out of bed by the ankles and the three of them all landed on the floor with a thump.
"Jesus" said Ron as he rubbed his head "What did you have to go and do that for, I was getting up anyway."
"Looked like it" Fred whispered to George who snickered. Ron stood up, dusted himself off and headed towards to bathroom, only to find Hagrid having a bath.
"Sorry hagrid" Ron said, blushing and quickly shutting the bathroom door "I am going to pretend I never saw that."
Later that morning, when all the housemates were having breakfast, Dumbledore had a big announcement.
"As you lot don't know, today is my two hundred and first birthday and I was thinking that we should have a little party this evening to celebrate" he told them all.
"Happy birthday professor" Ginny said.
"Wow, is it true that magic people can age further than normal people?" Charlotte asked curiously.
"Yes my dear" Dumbledore replied.
"Wow, none magic people don't get to live up to that age, it's amazing" Charlotte replied.
Meanwhile, Draco noticed that there was a fifteen inch screen Dell PC located in the corner of the sitting area.
"Hey you guys I don't mean to panic you" he told everybody.
"That would be a first" Harry muttered sarcastically.
"There is a robot in the sitting area and I think it has come to disintegrate us all" Draco told them.
"What are you talking about my son?" Lucius asked his son. Draco pointed the PC to the other housemates and they all stood up and slowly made their way towards the PC.
"Do you think it's alive?" Ron whispered.
"I don't know" Ginny whispered back.
"Look, there's a button" Snape said, pointing at the on button.
"I am going to switch it on to see what happens" Voldemort said as he slowly made his way towards the PC.
"Be careful my lord, it might disintegrate you" Snape informed.
"I will" Voldemort replied. Slowly, he reached towards the on button and pressed it. The wizarding housemates except for Harry, Hermione, Vernon and Charlotte jumped in fear as the PC Sprang to life and on the screen it said "welcome to windows 7."
"It's name is windows 7" Ron whispered. Voldemort walked towards the PC and bowed to it. Harry, Hermione and Charlotte giggled.
"Greetings windows 7 and welcome to earth" Voldemort greeted "I am lord Voldemort and I come in peace. Do you come in peace or are you here to rule our planet?" The PC was unresponsive.
"Hostile are we?" Voldemort asked "well you'll have to answer my question or I will have to use Aveda kedavra on you." Hermione shook her head and sat down on the chair that was in front of the PC.
"Hermione no, you'll die" Ron yelled.
"It's not a killer Robot, it's a computer and it completely harmless" Hermione explained as she put up the internet.
"So, it's not going to disintegrate us?" Snape asked.
"No" Hermione replied. She then began explaining to the wizards, except for Harry what a computer was for.
"What is this site for?" Voldemort asked when Hermione showed them EBay.
"It's called EBay and it's a site where people can sell and buy stuff" Hermione replied.
"Interesting" said voldemort as he grabbed Hermione and sat down on the chair "I must have a look at this EBay page." He grabbed the mouse and began scrolling down the page to see what kind of stuff was sold on EBay.
"Oh this is so interesting" Voldemort said as he looked at Digital cameras "I might purchase one of these fascinating things. Now how do I do this?"
"You need to make an account but you'll also need a credit card" Hermione explained.
"very well" Voldemort replied before making a credit card appear. He then made himself an account. His user name was ALLWORSHIPTHEDARKLORD_FOOLS.
"Now I am going to purchase one of these digital cameras and then I'm going to see if they sell alarm clocks that have a demonic laugh like the ones they have on here" Voldemort announced as he scrolled down the page.
"I think old volders has got the hang of this PC Thing" Ron whipsered to Harry.
"I hope he isn't going to hog it all the time" Hermione said "it's for all the housemates to use."
"I'm going to go for a wonder round the garden for a while" Ron said "if anyone needs me, you'll know where I'll be." He went through the sliding doors and into the garden.
"Can I have a look on the computer?" Charlotte asked, leaning over the computer chair.
"No" Voldemort yelled "I'm doing some serious shopping here. Now why don't you run along and do whatever you muggle children do." Charlotte shrugged and wondered off somewhere in the house.
Meanwhile in the Garden, Ron was tossing a tennis ball about which he had found lying in the garden when the tree of temptation began talking to him.
"Psst, Psst, Ron, it's me the tree."
"Oh my god, you're a talking tree" Ron said.
"Whatever ginger features" the tree replied "just carry on with what you're doing, don't let anyone know you're talking to the tree of temptation."
"Whatever pleases you" Ron replied as he continued to toss the tennis ball around.
"Ron, in my trunk is a bottle of laxativs, I want you to take it out and pour it into the gravy when you make the dinner this afternoon" the tree said.
"You mean that stuff that makes you, oh my god are you serious?" Ron asked.
"You know that in the Big brother house that there is a secret room and that you need a key to get in it?"
"Yeah" Ron replied.
"Well I can let you have it, if you do the task" the tree said.
"Well, what's going to happen if I don't do it" Ron replied as he threw the tennis ball in the air and caught it.
"Well, if you don't do the task, you will face the wrath of the tree of temptation" the tree replied.
"Ooookay" said Ron slowly.
"So, are you going to do it then?" the tree asked.
"I will if it invovles getting into the secret room" Ron replied.
"Good, now check to see if any of the other lot aren't watching you" the tree told him. Ron looked over to the sliding doors where he saw Charlotte, Hermione and Ginny watching him tossing the tennis ball about. Charlotte waved at him and Ron simply waved back.
"I might have to come back abit later, there's three housemates watching me at the minute" Ron replied "they might get abit suspicious."
"Ok. But come and see me alone" the tree replied "and don't tell the others or else you'll face the wrath of the tree of temptation." Ron then headed back to the house and walked back inside.
"Where did you find that tennis ball?" charlotte asked.
"I found it lying near the snug area" Ron replied "I bet some idiot through it over the wall."
"Will you lot be quiet" Voldemort yelled who was still on Ebay "can't you see I'm trying to look for demonic alarm clocks."
"Is he still on that thing?" Ron asked.
"Afraid so" Hermione sighed "he's become addicted."
Afternoon
While everyone was waiting for Ron and Lockhart do make the dinner, Lockhart was in the kitchen chopping up some carrots whilst Ron snuck into the garden to get the bottle of laxativs.
"Did anyone see you?" the tree of temptation asked him.
"No" Ron replied " they're all playing scrabble."
"Good, so you know what to do, pour it into the gravy" the tree said.
"I know" Ron replied "I'm doing it now."
"That's my boy" the tree replied "good luck." Ron then turned around and headed back into the kitchen with the bottle of laxativs hid under his t-shirt.
"Ahh, there you are Mr weasley" Lockhart said as Ron walked into the kitchen "I've just done the carrots and I've put the chicken in the oven, I've also put the cabbage on boil, is there anything you would like to do?"
"I wouldn't mind doing the gravy" Ron replied "then I could get started on the yorkshire puddings."
"Good lad Ron my boy" Lockhart replied "you do the gravy and I'll chop up some more carrots." Ron then started making the gravy and when it was done, he checked to see that Lockhart wasn't looking before pouring the laxativs into the gravy and stirring it about.
One hour later, all the housemates were sat at the dining table, having the Sunday dinner and no one suspected that the gravy had laxativs added to it and no one even got suspicious when Ron didn't put gravy on his dinner because some of them knew he didn't like gravy much.
"You are really a good cook Ron" Harry said.
"Thanks" Ron replied. Voldemort was the first person to feel the side affects of the laxativs because he got a rumbling sensation in his stomach.
"Oh, I need to visit the bathroom" Voldemort said as he dived out of his chair and ran into the bathroom. Not long after, Draco was also affected and ran to the bathroom door, banging on it.
"Hurry up Voldemort" Draco yelled as he banged on the door "I need to use the bathroom now." As Ron waited for the next person to be affected, he noticed that none of the others seemed to be affected by his secret ingredient, infact, they all seemed to be enjoying it.
"Huh" Ron muttered "they should be all queing up at the bathroom door by now." He looked down at the bottle of laxativs he was still had hid under his t-shirt and realised that he hadn't poured the whole contents in. After dinner, Voldemort had finished on the toilet and was now back on Ebay whilst Draco was the one on in the toilet. Ron had gone back into the garden and sat in the snug area when the tree of temptation started talking to him again.
"Pssssst, psst, Ron it's me the tree."
"Oh it's you again" Ron said.
"what was all that about, I was expecting all the housemates to be affected by your secret ingredient but it only affected two, that geezer who looks like a snake and the blonde moron who struts around like he owns the place and the rest couldn't get enough of your special gravy, idiot" the tree explained "anyway, you gave it your best shot, so I'm going to give you another chance."
"what's that?" Ron asked.
"Tonight, when everybody is in bed, I want you to wake them up every hour by yelling into this mini megaphone for at least ten minutes that I've got in my trunk."
"Are you serious?" Ron replied who was now chuckling.
"yes I am you idiot" the tree replied "now check that none of the housemates are looking then take the mini megaphone." Ron looked over at the glass sliding doors to see that no one was watching this time before gettign the mini megaphone.
"If you do this right, you will receive the key to the secret room" the tree explained "but if you screw this one up, you will face the wrath of the tree of temptation, now piss off."
Evening
That evening, the housemates were holding a birthday party for dumbledore who seemed to be getting carried away with the champagne.
"Take it easy proffesor" Harry said "remember what happened last time you had an alcoholic drink." But it was too late because Dumbledore was already drunk.
"Shove it up you bazooka, it's my birthday" he slurred in Harry face's who just simply shrugged it off. While the housemates were trying to get Dumbledore to calm down, Ron went into the bedroom and hid the mini megaphone under his pillow.
"It's my party and I'll get drunk if I want to, drunk if I want to" a drunken Dumbledore sang as he stood on the coffee table doing the can can.
"Will someone calm him down" Draco yelled as dumbledore kicked two teacups off the table "he's damaging Big brother property." Dumbledore began doing the can can faster and the coffee table collasped under his weight weight.
"Now he's done it" Hermione said, burying her face in her hands. Dumbledore was then summoned to the Diary room.
"Now no one go anywhere" he said to the other houemates ina drunken manner "this party isn't over yet." Whilst he was in the diary room, Dumbledore was told to calm down abit and not dance around on the furniture.
"Sorry Big brother my friend" he slurred as he sloped around in the chair "I will be a good wizard tonight." A few hours later, all the housemates were asleep. One hour later, Ron switched on the mini megaphone and began singing into it.
"Is this the real life, is this just fantasy, caught in a land slide, no escape from reality" he sang. Straight away, all the housemates woke up.
"What's the big idea ron?" Ginny asked sleepily. Ron ignored and continued to sing bohiem rhapsody for at least ten minutes bofore switching the mini megaphone off and going to sleep.
"Thankyou" said Hermione. One hour later, Ron began singing into the megaphone again and continued to do this every hour all night.
"If he doesn't quit it, I am going to shove that megaphone down his throat" Draco raged as Ron sung the I was working on the rail road song.
Coming up in chapter fourteen, Ron recieves the key to the secret room and is allowed to choose one housemate to use the room with him,the housemates take part in a quiz plus Voldemort is banned from the Big brother computer for looking at innapropriate websites, that's all to come next time folks so stick around.