Shadow was walking down the street he saw a bank being robbed. 'I got to do something' thought shadow.
"CHAOS SPEAR" shouted shadow.
"Oh shit, let's dodge it" said one thief easily dodging Shadows attack.
'Shit, they can sense my attacks!? How!?'Thought shadow.
"CHAOS SPEEAAAR" shadow shouted even louder then before.
"come on guys, left side." Said another thief just stepping to the side.
The fighting went on for much longer until the thieves (who by this point stopped running) go To there car. Shadows rollerblades were broken (just cause) and couldn't follow them.
"DAAMMMNNNN" Shouted shadow trying to keep up.
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Tails was sitting on a bench looking sad.
"I can't believe it." Said Tails cracking up.
He then broke down and started crying.
"COSMOS IS DEAD! COSMOS IS DEAAAAD! DID I MENTION COSMOS IS DEAD!? CAUSE SHE IS! DEAD I MEAN!" Said Tails crying.
"Hey Tails, you can help me with my powers,since you,the master of intelligence, can help me with my powers". said Shadow.
"YOU! YOU KILLED COSMOS" screamed Tails.
"What?" said shadow confused.
"CHAOS SPEAR!" Screamed tails Throwing a Chaos Spears.
Shadow dodged it.
"How did you get chaos powers!?" Said Shadow.
"Because since you KILLED cosmos, a new evil personality has risen from deepest,darkest,refuse of the world that is my brain.I'm am no longer Tails. Im..dun..dun..dun..Ails the ox!" Said Tails suddenly turning into an ox. "But that's not all!" Tails said sounding like his balls are in china.
Suddenly, a huge woman with mussels in her mussels arm wrestling mussels in the most homoerotic manner. Like a naked Dwayne Johnson in drag.
"This is my, MOM And-"screamed super saiyen Ails, who was also looking friggin gay, before being interrupted by a bored looking Shadow.
"Let me guess, your going to be all dramatic while we have super boring fight while we crack jokes while the city burns and thousands die while the readers will cheer me on and people will just say "poor tails"?" said Shadow looking at you.
Ails was then started laughing crazy and growing a handlebar mustache and top hat.
"Foolish mortal ha ha ha ha... CHAOS SPEAR" shouted Ails.
Shadow easily dodged and threw a chaos spear at Ails mother, who dodged.
"CHAOS SPEAR"
"CHAOS CONTROL"
"CHAOS SPEAR"
"CHAOS CONTROL"
"CHAOS SPEAR"
"CHAOS CONTROL"
Hundreds of civilians where dying, but shadow kept fighting.
'Damn, she's to fast! Wait!' Thought shadow going into a DBZ style flashback in which he remembers that one specific moment that would help in this fight against evil forces.
'when I was chasing those robbers, they heard me announce my attacks!' thought shadow.
When Tails mother brought down her mongaloid sized fist, shadow dodged and threw a chaos spear without saying chaos spear.
"ugh, ooff, neiggghghg, puh puh, oooohh, pain, owie owe, oh that hurt, ahh, dying, ugh...ahhhhh." Said Ails mom Dying slowly.
"Mother!" Said Ails Running to his mother.
Shadow then pressed a button that said "that was easy".
Then, in a weird plot twist put there only to fuck with you, Ails moms arms exploded and little creatures looking like basket case, popped out and started crawling out.
"My brothers!" Screamed Ails Trying to put the little... Things in a box.
"ummm, I need help" said Shadow pulling out a piece of bacon.
Then, kegger98s head popped out of Shadows ear.
"what" said Kegger98.
"well, look" said Shadow.
"What do you want to know." Asked Kegger98.
"well, what is that?" Asked shadow.
"we'll, that's the forced character development part." Said Kegger98.
"What's that." Said Shadow.
"Well, that's the moment when an author puts in a dramatic moment, not matter how contrived or out of place, that only affects one character and says fuck you to the rest of the characters" said kegger98.
"Hmm,Will it last long?" said Shadow
"uhh, depends. From what I see, those baby... Things, will either die, or Ails will take care of them" said kegger98.
"We'll, do you whats going on specifically?" said Shadow.
"look kid, I wrote this crap, and I don't know what the fucks going on" Said kegger98 going back inside shadows head.
Shadow them went over, walking by destroyed homes and tons of ambulances, to Ails kneeling over his mothers corpse.
"What do you want, MURDERER!" Said Ails.
"I just wanted to say, I'm sorry, about what happened, and what's about to happen". Said Shadow solemnly.
"What do you- said Ails before being interrupted by a Bullet to the brain.
"Sorry, you where to dangerous to keep alive" said Shadow.
Before shadow could walk away he heard something.
"No, tails!" Shouted Sonic.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, sonic and gang appeared.
"No, tails, you can't die." Said Knuckles.
And, because there woman in a fanfic, Amy cream and Rouge where bawling.
"Guys, you know what we have to do." Said Sonic, and since he was a man, he was holding back his tears.
"yes, Sonic, we, must do, what, must, be done" said Knuckles.
Suddenly, all of them, ALL, OF, THEM, started chanting.
They where raising there hands and saying "by the power Beelzebub, we Resurrect you".
"What! What are you guys doing! He killed hundreds! He's pure dag nasty evil!" Screamed Shadow.
"No, he is our friend, and The Lord says to forgive and forget." said Knuckles.
"But- wait a minute, why do you all have Chaos powers?" Said Shadow.
"We've always had them... Because we are you" Said sonic.
"WHAT!" Said Shadow.
"Yes, we are you, clones, created by the twin brother of Dr. Gerald, and we will kill you" Said Amy.
Suddenly, Amy Sonic And Knuckles eyes turned red.
"Oh we'll" Said shadow pulling out a gun and killed them.
He then went over to Ails body and shot the rest of them , who where in cult robes.
"Shadow!" yelled a voice.
Shadow turned to see Tails.
"what are you doing hear?" Asked shadow.
"I'm hear to tell you, this is a dream" said Tails.
"WHAT?! FOR REAL?!" Screamed shadow.
"Actually, no. Its more of simulation. We drugged you to find combat data to fight our toughest enemy yet" said Tails.
"what enemy do you speak of?" Said shadow.
"The worst: Shyamalans" said Tails.
Anyways, hope this long chapter compensates the time between chapters. Anyway, I've been thinking about making a sister story about Sonic characters. Anyway, see you next time.