Burt paused. He just really wanted to see his son. He intended on bringing up the phone call from the school, but that wasn't why he invited Kurt out.
"I.. I just wanted to see you. I miss you, son. I want you to move back in." Burt shrugged his shoulders.
Kurt glanced at Blaine uncomfortably. "Dad, I understand. Sure, I'm still a little hurt from that night, but I love you too, Dad. But I'm happy where I am. I love living with Blaine. To confirm, we have different bedrooms. His aunts, they're amazing. They're welcoming of me, they treat me like family. I'm not just gonna pack up and move back in. I'm happy." Kurt said slowly, choosing words carefully.
Burt glared at Blaine coldly. "I know. And I understand that. I just want to make up with you because... I've been having high blood pressure lately. I just want to tell you that I love you. I may have been drinking the night I kicked you out. But you do have reason to want to live with your b... with him" Burt nodded.
Blaine looked at Kurt. "With all do respect, sir, I think you need to reestablish your relationship with your son in segments." Blaine said. He was terrified.
Burt nodded. "You have a point." Burt said. He didn't want to tell his on he had been having problems with his heart.
"Well; I got a call from the school today. You weren't in math." Burt looked disappointed. Kurt and Blaine looked at each other awkwardly.
"I was slushied and I spent the hour in the bathroom with Mercedes, Tina and Rachel cleansing my face of rec corn syrup. And Blaine's aunt Julia sprained her leg. She needed help, family first." Kurt lied.
"Kurt, you know it's unacceptable to skip school." Burt was angered.
"I know, Dad. I'm sorry; it won't happen again." Kurt said softly.
Blaine stood up. "Well, I have to go shopping for my aunt. She sprained her leg and my other aunt works late. Kurt, are you coming now?" Blaine offered.
"Um, no. I think I need to talk to my dad a little longer." Kurt smiled.
"Okay, pick you up in an hour? We only brought one car." Blaine made plans.
"sounds great, see you then" Kurt kissed him on the cheek.
"By Mr. Hummel." Blaine waved and left. He felt awkward sitting there.
Burt was happy to see Blaine leave. But he felt bad for feeling happy to see his son's love leave. He threw that away. "So, Kurt, how have you been?" Burt said. He sounded chipper.
"I've been fine. How have yourself, Finn and Carole been?" Kurt asked politely.
"Finn is busy. We had a pregnancy scare a couple weeks ago. False alarm, luckily." Burt said openly.
"Oh. Lucky she's not." Kurt smiled a fake smile.
"Yeah. Kurt, you're my son. You need to come back. Legally, I still have the right to force you to move back." Burt said madly.
"Actually, you don't. Children ages 12 and older have a voice." Kurt said. He was right.
Burt ordered another coffee. He sighed. Burt was ticked off at his son for leaving him. I mean Kurt is still a child, he must listen to his father word for word. Right? They talked and caught up for another hour until Kurt's boyfriend came. Burt made arrangements to talk again next week.
Blaine felt bad for leaving Kurt all alone. But Burt doesn't like him, so leaving Kurt with his father would make Burt open up. And he was right.
They went home. On the drive home, Kurt lectured Blaine about leaving him in an extremely awkward situation. But they were happy to see each other.
When they got home, Julia was watching CSI. "Julia, if anyone asks, have a broken leg." Blaine said.
"Sprained, actually." Kurt corrected him.
Julia was confused. "Okay, why?" She asked.
"I had to lie to my dad." Kurt said like it was no big deal.
"Kurt." Julia looked annoyed. "If you have a good enough reason for lying, I'll let it slide" she said.
Kurt looked at Blaine. "I got slushied! So did Blaine, for the first time. Mercedes, Rachel and Tina helped us clean up" Kurt said.
"So that's why you missed class. Julia and I were betting on it. I knew it had something to do with clothing for you, Kurt." she said. "But Blaine? I thought it was something.. else." she said. She did not want to admit she thought they were being dirty.
"What may that be, Julia?" Blaine smirked.
"I don't know, competing for a glee thing or coffee." she teased.
"When he was done he got all of us lattes. I made them spend an hour picking the colored corn syrup out of my hair. Luckily I always have a change of clothing in my bag, just in case." Kurt said. He was glad his boyfriend as going along with it.
"Well, that doesn't seem like any reason to miss an entire class." She said logically.
"You know what, you're right. It won't happen again." Kurt looked at Blaine plainly. "Ever" he said.
Mildred came home. "What was that look for?" She smirked.
"Blaine, sang me a song today. He brought his friends with him." Kurt smiled.
"Awe, that's so cute! Julia, you're an Anderson, you should sing me a song." Mildred smiled. "What song did he sing?" She was gleaming.
Kurt looked at Blaine. Blaine spoke up. "I serenaded him with Do Ya Think I'm Sexy by Rod Stuart" Blaine said, a little embarrassed
Julia and Mildred looked at each other. "Was cleaning all that went on in the bathroom?" Mildred asked.
"Mildred!" Julia snapped.
"Yes! Well, I may have done Mercedes' makeup, and I given Rachel a new do, but nothing.. else." Kurt said.
"anyways" Julia got up, dropping the subject. "What would you two like for dinner?"
"How about a souffle?" Kurt asked, following Julia like a lost puppy.
Julia had a confused look on her face. "How about something easy like mac 'n' cheese?" She asked.
Kurt looked disappointed. "Scratch, not the box" he pointed at her.
"Blaine, your boyfriend is very demanding." Julia said to her nephew.
Blaine stood in the door way. "Don't I know it." Kurt gave him a glare. "But only one of many reasons why I love him. I'll do anything for him" he looked at Kurt with a hopeful face.
Kurt smiled with satisfactory. "Better." Julia smirked.
They had macaroni and cheese for dinner- from scratch and watched Finding Nemo together. Kurt wanted to watch a romance, but they have nothing but Harry Potter and Disney. That's it, he needed to get Finn to bring him all his favorite movies.
**BREAK**After a few days of meeting p with his father, Kurt and Burt came to an agreement that every Friday they would have dinner together as a family at the Hummel / Hudson's household. On occasion, they each could bring a guest.
Burt broke the news to Kurt that he had been having high cholesterol and blood pressure due to the amount of stress. Kurt gave him a strict diet, which he did not follow.
Kurt was happier. Blaine was happy to see Kurt happy. Burt was happy to see Kurt. But right now, Kurt was sitting through an argument with Finn, Mr. Schue and Blaine.
"Why does he get all the solos just 'cause he was a Warbler?" Finn complained.
"I'm not trying to take anything!" Blaine said.
"Finn, calm down. You and Rachel are still singing at Sectionals." Mr. Schue reassured.
"But what about now? How am I gonna practice if you won't let me sing?" Finn asked.
"Finn, you're right. But you will have to compete for solos. Come up with a song, and who sings it better gets a solo at Sectionals." Mr. Schue said.
"Wait a minute." Kurt hopped in. "If they get a fair shot at singing a solo for Sectionals, then I should too." Kurt said.
"You have a good point. This week: Diva-Offs." Mr. Schue smiled.
"Fine" Rachel was annoyed. She stormed out.
"Does that happen a lot?" Blaine asked.
Mercedes giggled. "Ha, she does that a dozen times a day!" Mercedes said.
"Okay.. Getting used to it." Blaine said, bobbing his head. Mr. Schue went over some good songs to compete with. Blaine spoke to Finn about a song.
"Uh, Mr. Schue? Me and Blaine already have a song." Finn said. He and Blaine arose to the piano. "Hit it"
The intro started. Kurt leaned to Rachel "This is gonna be hot" he whispered.
Finn: Well you're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's O.K., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, let's get down to it!Blaine: Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Fire Away!Kurt was right. It was pretty hot.Finn: You come on with your come-ons, you don't fight fair
That's O.K., see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I'll get right back on my feet again!Blaine: Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Fire Away!The male leads danced around Brad and his piano. Blaine: Well you're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in meThey stopped on either sided of the piano and looked at each other strait in the eye.Finn: Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my placeBlaine: Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Come On, Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot! Fire Away!Finn: Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!Blaine: Fire Away!Blaine held the note and finished off the song. Everyone clapped.
"Alright! Way to go Finn and Blaine! Now, everyone write down the name of the person you think should win on this paper and hand it to me."
It was a tie. Both boys got an equal amount of votes. Rachel put her hand up. She and Finn had to win. "Mr. Schue, If Kurt is ready, we have a song."
Kurt glared at Rachel. "Hit it" he said. It. Was. On
"Kurt, you better watch it" Rachel warned.
Kurt: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Judas! Juda-a-a! Judas! Juda-a-a!
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-asRachel: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-asBoth: Judas! Juda-a-a! Judas! Juda-a-a!
Judas! Juda-a-a! Judas! GA-GA! (2x)Kurt: When he comes to me, I am ready
I wash his feet with my hair if he needsRachel: Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times he betrays meKurt: Ahh ah ah ah ah Ahh ah ah ah
I'll bring him down, bring him down, downRachel: Ahh ah ah ah ah Ahh ah ah ah
A king with no crown, king with no crownRachel: I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby!Kurt: I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby!Both: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Judas! Juda-a-a! Judas! GA-GA!
Even prophets forgave his crooked wayKurt shook his shoulders. Rachel: I've learned love is like a brick, you can
Build a house or sink a dead body
She struck a poseKurt: Ahh ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ahRachel: I'll bring him down, bring him down, downRachel: Ahh ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ahKurt: A king with no crown, king with no crownKurt: I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, babyThe fabulous singers jumped with huge smiles on their faces. Rachel: I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, babyKurt: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,Rachel: I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-asRachel: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,Kurt: I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-asThe Class: (Ew)The two walked towards their lovers and sang. Rachel: In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute, wench; vomits her mind.The two sat on the piano, legs crossed and looking sexy.Kurt: But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense.
Judas, kiss me, if offense, Or wear A condom next time.Kurt: I wanna love you,
But something's pulling me away from youRachel: Jesus is my Virtue
And Judas is the demon I cling to
I cling toKurt: I'm Just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, babyRachel: I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, babyKurt: whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh,Rachel: I'm in love with Juda-a-as, Juda-asRachel: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,Kurt: I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-asBoth: Judas! Juda-a-as! Judas! Juda-a-as!
Judas! Juda-a-as! Judas! GAGA.They did the jazz-hands.
Blaine stood up and clapped. Kurt was sexy, end of story. The way he and Rachel danced around the piano was amazing. They voted the same way they did for the boys.
"Wow. I don't think this has ever happened before. You both tied. I think that means two duets for Sectionals." Mr. Schue smiled.
Puck spoke up. "This is crap. What about us? Are we not gonna go?" Puck said.
"I guess you are right, Puck. We need a group number. All of you need to some up with an idea." the teacher said.
"As long as I get to whale on ma' note, I'm happy" Mercedes said.
"Oh, you are on, Jones." Santana smirked.
"Mr, Schue, don't you think the judges will give us a lower mark if Kurt and Blaine sing a duet?" Rachel blurted out. Blaine grabbed Kurt's hand.
"Rachel, they won fair and square. They're singing a duet" Mr. Schue laid down the line.
"Fine. Just make sure it's not a flirty one. I'm going to Nationals, with or without you." She said.
"Kurt and I sang a duet at regionals." Blaine said.
"Yeah, and you lost" Rachel said quite rudely.
"Rachel, let it go, they're singing a duet, and they get to choose it. Your duet will be turned into a group number, with you and Finn singing lead vocals. Deal with it." Rachel stormed out.
Blaine looked confused. "Does this happen often?" he asked.
"Boy, she storms out more than Kurt complains about Target and Zellers" Mercedes joked.
"Wow. So that's a lot" he smiled at Kurt.
Kurt frowned. "Well, if you continue to wear it, you won't have anyone to sing to" Kurt smirked.
"Oh!" went the class. Blaine got owned.
The bell rang. The student began to leave the room. "Um, Finn, Kurt, Blaine, stay back a for little." the three stayed. "Kurt, can you get a hold of Rachel? I need to talk to all four of you."
"I texted her. She won't be back till tomorrow. She's annoyed. Now she's ranting about homophobic judges and you being unfair" Kurt said, reading his texts.
"Okay, well, will you please pass this message onto her. You won't be choosing what songs you sing. The others will. Since you both tied, you two as a couple will be competing for a duet, verses a group number. " Mr. Schue said.
Blaine looked confused in his adorable blue, purple and green striped bow tie and gray skinnies. "Wait, I don't get to choose my" Blaine paused. Kurt looked at him rudely. "I mean our song?" He asked.
"That's right. Mr. S always chooses. It's how we win, unlike you." Finn said in a low mono tone.
"Finn, stop being so rude to him. I get that you're jealous that he's a better performer than you, it's not his fault. But you don't need to be so disrespectful about it! Dammit, you give Karofsky more respect than Blaine!" Kurt snapped.
"That's because Karofsky isn't gay!" Finn spat.
Kurt's mouth dropped. Will did nothing, it was probably entertaining. "You don't know that!" as soon as those words left Kurt's mouth, he covered his lips.
"What?" Finn said with a softer voice.
"My life is over." Kurt said. He sat down in a chair.
"Kurt, I won't tell." Finn said. Kurt stormed out.
"Kurt," Blaine followed his boyfriend.
Kurt flopped down in the hall. His life was over. Finn would tell the club, and Puck would tell the world. He would get killed. Meanwhile, Mr. Schuester gave Finn a talking to.
"He said he wouldn't tell" Blaine tried to comfort.
"Oh, come on, Blaine. It's Finn. He made my dad Facebook just to annoy me. And he said he won't have his solos taken away by a man who is gay! Which is highly offensive." Kurt said.
"Baby, I know, but he knows this is different. " Blaine said, rubbing Kurt's back.
Kurt stood up. "I know, just, I have a right to be scared. Take me home." Kurt said.
Blaine kissed his cheek, and took him home. Kurt wanted to cry, but couldn't. He told Blaine's aunts about the situation with Dave Karofsky. Since Kurt was feeling down, the family let him choose the movie to watch. He chose A Walk To Remember.
"This movie always makes me cry" Mildred said, hugging her nephew.
Kurt hugged Blaine too. "They were just made for each other." Kurt cried.
Blaine pushed the two off of him. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm a human, not a teddy bear." Blaine said.
Kurt smiled. "You're my teddy bear. Just stuffed animals are slightly cuter" Kurt smirked and pecked him.
"Hey!" Blaine whined.
"Sh! Watch the depressing movie." Julia said. She liked seeing Blaine and Kurt so happy together. The movie was over by 10:20.
"Oh, crap! I am 30 minutes behind my moisturizing routine, and I'm meeting Mercedes at school earlier than normal to spill about lunch with my dad." Kurt ran upstairs.
Blaine sighed and laid on the couch. "How did I get so lucky?" he asked no one in particular.
His aunts were smiling ear-to-ear. "I should go get ready too. If he leaves early, that means I have to, too." Blaine said. He marched upstairs towards his boyfriend.
"Aren't they adorable?" Mildred said.
Julia smiled. "They remind me of us when we first started dating." Julia kissed Mildred's cheek.
"You know, if either he breaks Kurt's heart, I'm killing him, and vice versa." Mildred said.
Upstairs, Blaine interrupted Kurt, so they began making out. Rolling on the bed, with hot, luxurious kisses. Kurt stopped. "My facial creme." Kurt said. His moisturizer was allover the bed.
"Just change the sheets and put more on later" Blaine said, kissing him between words.
"No." Kurt pushed Blaine off of him. "When we start making out, you're kind of a dick." Kurt said with complete honesty.
"Kurt, I know. I'm sorry. I mean it." Blaine said, halfheartedly.
Kurt looked at him in the eyes. "Blaine, I want to lay down a No Sex Rule." Kurt said, looking at Blaine's hands and holding them.
Blaine looked so confused. "Um, may I ask why?" he said.
"We really need to figure out ourselves. And you need to learn to defy the 'need'." Kurt said with air quotations.
Blaine nodded his head. "Alright, fair enough. Occasions and holidays?" Blaine said.
"Some occasions, and a few holidays." Kurt said. He began to reapply his moisturizer.
Blaine pretended to pout. "Fine."
"Blaine, what we did in the closet today was completely inappropriate." Kurt whispered as he continued to apply his crème.
Blaine looked at his feet. "Yeah, I get that. But for the record, it was your idea." Blaine said.
"Your idea to sing that sexy song to me." Kurt shot back.
"Okay. Well, I'm gonna go to bed." Blaine said.
Kurt rolled his eyes. "We're sleeping in different rooms." Kurt said in a mono tone.
Blaine sighed. He was miserable, with a cause. Maybe if he continued to serenade Kurt, and take him places he would get some.
"Blaine, if you really love me then you will understand." Kurt said softly.
Blaine looked at him and held his hand. "Kurt, I do understand. Sure, I'm not very happy about it, but I don't need sex to make me love you." he said, with a loving look in his eye. "Now go finish your nightly routine and go to sleep. I love you." he pulled Kurt down so he could kiss his forehead.
"Will do." Kurt smiled. The night came to a close, and the Anderson family, with the addition of one Kurt Hummel was asleep.
