Crazy trouble with love
Female Natsus and Natsu
Series: Fairy Tail
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CRASH!
KAPOW!
SMASH!
"Damn you Natsu!"
"Get out of my face icehead!"
"You first fire ass!" Gray yelled before punching Natsu in the face.
Yep another day at Fairy Tail...wahoo….ugh this is really getting boring. Fighting and more fighting really it's just boring, like watching paint dry.
Gray swung his fist up and this one landed on Natsu's chin and this caused him to go flying through the roof.
"Gah!" He yelled before landing in the attic. "Damn you ice face!" He looked around while noticing it was kind of roomy and looked like the best place to sleep. "Huh, never been up here before. But it looks kind of nice." he pushed himself up and sighed. "I'm gonna remember that Gray!"
As he looked again he saw a large mirror with a dragon on it in the corner of the room. "Oh, a mirror. That's nice." He said while walking towards it. He picked it up and looked it over. "Looks pretty new, but why is it here?"
The mirror shined a little as Natsu's reflection split in three and changed into female faces, one with a crown of black iron, one with a nun's hat and one with red horns.
"Hello."
"Yo."
"Salutations peasant."
"AHH!" he jumped and threw the mirror up. It then landed on the ground with the mirror not breaking.
"Hey! That wasn't nice." The nun said.
"You dare drop me?" Growled the iron crown girl.
"Really? You want a fight hatchling?!" The horn girl yelled.
"Y-You talked! You're talking to me right now!"
"Yes we did." The iron crown girl frowned. "Such a stupid boy."
"Now now. He's not that stupid." The nun said. "But Natsu, if you can get us out it would be appreciated."
"Or are you a baby?" The horned girl yelled. "A little pansy baby?!"
"Hey! Who the hell are you three anyway?"
"Get us out and we will tell you monkey." The iron crown girl said. "It's unfit for a queen to be stuck inside a mirror."
"Yeah!" The horn girl yelled. "Get us out!"
"Please?" The nun said nicely. "Would you be so kind Natsu?"
"Um, how do I do that? Should I smash it?"
"NO!" They yelled in fear.
"Just put your hand in and we will grab your hand." The nun said. "Don't worry, we won't pull you in."
"Now you put that image in my head! No way!" he turned and started walking away.
"Please?" She said again. "Won't you be nice to a girl in need?"
"You are a jerk!" The horned woman yelled.
"And a lowly human that can't even get us out of a mirror much less defeat that Gray person." The iron crown girl frowned as Natsu stopped walking. "I mean you can't even stop him from sending you flying into the roof with a uppercut."
"Loser!"
He growled and turned back to the mirror with his hand flaming. "Say that again."
"Ok." The horned girl grinned. "You are a loser with no life."
"Stop that! We need the mirror intact." spoke nun said with worry.
"Meh, fine." She frowned. "But he can't get us out so...he's a loser."
"And a common human." The iron crown girl frowned. "Really I don't get why he hasn't become a de-"
"Don't say it." The nun frowned. "It's not yet time for that info."
She huffed at that.
"Natsu ignore her insults and please put your hand into the mirror."
"How do I know I won't get pulled in?" He said with a frown.
"I swear on Igneel's missing eye that we won't pull you in."
"Fine." he relented before moving his hand towards the surface. He then felt his hand grasping something before he pulled it out.
"Gah!" The iron crown girl yelled while Natsu saw she was wearing a red and black dress with a few red ribbons on her arms. Her breasts were a D cup in size and her hair was longer and in some pigtails "Thank you commoner."
"It's Natsu."
"And I'm queen Enda." She retorted. "I'm higher on the social pyramid."
"So?" he replied before feeling something else grasp his hand.
"My turn." The horned girl grinned. "You have so so hands. But hey it's interesting touching you."
"Just pull!"
Natsu sighed before pulling the girl out of the mirror.
"Ah." She said while stretching her body, which had two large red wings and a tail, a set of red armor mixed with a bikini that showed off her F cup chest. Her hair was in a ponytail and reached to her legs. "Much better!"
He blushed and tried not to look before feeling the third one grab his hand.
"Thank you Natsu." She said while he pulled her out. She was wearing a nun outfit and her chest was about a G cup. Her hair was short and covered a bit of her eyes. "That was really kind of you."
"Yes." The horn girl said. "Oh and did you know I look like a feminine Gray?"
"No because I just met you." he sweatdropped.
"Meh. True but we know you right Teresa?"
"That's right Draconia." She grinned. "All three of us know you better than you do."
"Oh yeah? Prove it."
Enda grinned. "You have a fear of small spaces and for brussel sprouts."
"And you can't fight while sleeping." Draconia chuckled.
"Plus you Natsu, are a sucker for cats." Teresa said. "Need we go on?"
His eyes were wide and shook his head. "H-How do you know all that?"
"Because we are you." They said in unison. "Like you are us."
"...uh?" he tilted his head confused.
Teresa sighed while Enda bonked Natsu's head.
"We are your reflections. Each of us are apart of your personality and heritage."
"Yeah like me!" Draconia grinned. "I'm your dragon half."
"And I'm your human side." Teresa smiled.
"And guess which side I am." smirked Enda.
"Um…...my mage side?"
She frowned at that. "No, I'm your demon side peasant."
"What? I don't have a demon side." he frowned.
"Yes you do. But Teresa said NOT to talk about it." She frowned. "But don't be upset, because being a demon is good. Especially living forever."
"...you three are crazy." he remarked with a straight face.
They looked at him while Teresa started to cry.
"I'm not….c-crazy….." She teared up before crying.
"Idiot!" Draconia growled. "Now look what you did you insensitive jerk!"
"What? What'd I do?"
"You made her cry." Enda frowned. "I may be a demon but that was cold."
"Apologize!" Draconia yelled. "Or else I will burn you!"
He gulped a little. "Um, sorry about that?"
Teresa looked at him before crying some more. "Natsu….hates me! Ahaha!"
SLAP
SLAP
"Ow! What was tha-"
"Natsu." Draconia griwled. "If you don't make her happy I will roast your cock."
"And I will skin you alive." Enda frowned. "Trust me, it will be painful."
"I can take you two." he spoke feeling his fighting spirit light up. Only to die down as they exerted a ton of killer instinct at him.
"Just apologize Natsu!" They growled while their eyes glowed a dark blue.
"Natsu….ahah!" Teresa cried while Natsu gulped a little at the killer instinct from the two women.
"Sorry sorry!"
She looked at him. "Y-You mean it?"
"Yeah." He said before getting hugged between her breasts.
"Oh Natsu!" She cried out while feeling better. "You're so sweet!"
He blushed feeling her chest while the other two rolled their eyes.
"Get a room." Draconia frowned.
"Or better yet." Enda said while looking at Natsu. "Get your breasts off him." 'That's my job.'
"Sorry." she spoke pulling him away.
"Gah...that's fin-" he tried to say before the same thing happened to him with Draconia.
"Why settle with her? My breasts are better." She grinned. "Right Natsu?"
He blushed while Enda slapped Draconia in the back of the head.
"Knock it off." She frowned. "This peasant shouldn't have lizard breast on his face." She then pulled him away while placing him between her own breasts. "Only the beasts for this peasant."
'Who's who?'
"Let him go!" Teresa said.
"No, he's mine."
"No he's mine!"
"You're both wrong!" Yelled Draconia. "He's mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
They yelled and pushed their breasts against Natsu's head as said dragon slayer felt confused and lightheaded at this odd spectacle.
'So soft, but why are they acting like this?' He thought before realizing that this might be something Lucy once told him. 'A lovers quarrel? How does that work?!'
"Let Natsu decide." Teresa spoke up. "Let him pick who he likes."
"Nice idea." Draconia smirked.
"Fine but I know he will choose his better." Enda grinned. "So peasant, who do you like more? Me, Teresa or Draconia?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean who do you like as a woman."
He went wide eyed at that. "W-What?!" he looked at each of them. "Why are you asking me that?!"
"Because," Draconia grinned. "We like you."
"...again WHAT?!"
"Yes Natsu." Said Teresa with a blush. "We like you Natsu."
"But we just met!"
"But we been with you for years." Enda said. "So it's fine."
"Think of us feminine manifestations of who you are, and we already know about you."
"Plus we like you for you." Draconia grinned. "For example, I love your willingness to survive."
"I care about your kindness." Teresa smiled.
"And I care about your power." Enda said. "So choose, which of us do you wish to bed?"
"W-What?!" He blushed red.
"That's too soon." Teresa blushed. "Plus we both know Natsu is nervous about those topics."
"Yeah, hell he's afraid of being fucked by Mirajane." Laughed Draconica. "And trust me, we watch your dreams. ALL of them!"
Natsu blushed at that implication. 'Oh god someone stop them!'
"So."
"Natsu."
"Who do you."
"Pick?" They said in unison while Natsu felt ready to faint.
"I-I don't know. I mean, I never got put in this spot."
They looked at him with a confused look.
"Plus it's kind of awkward. I mean you are...me in a sense."
"Consider it like kissing a mirror." Teresa said.
"But three times the fun." Draconia grinned.
"Yes, but you have a choice." Enda said. "Either me or these two peasants."
"Wait, if you all are like me, then shouldn't you know what my choice is already?"
"We don't." She frowned. "That's the problem, you don't know how to embrace your human side, your dragon side and your demon side. Thus we are fighting for you."
"And I'm winning." Draconia grinned.
"No I am." Teresa said.
"He's my peasant. So he's mine!" Enda glared.
'This is crazy!' Natsu thought in his head. "Can't I just pick you all!"
The three looked at him with an intrigued expression.
"..."
"..."
"...that could work." Teresa smiled. "It could make Natsu happy and we don't have to fight anymore."
"Fine, I'll allow you two to share him." spoke Enda.
"I'm game." Draconia grinned. "But let's give him a kiss."
"Sounds good." Teresa smiled. "And since Enda was here first, she can kiss him first."
Said girl smiled before grabbing Natsu's face and pressed their lips together.
'Soft.' He thought while feeling some tongue action in his mouth. 'By god!'
"That's enough." Draconia griwled. "It's my turn!"
"Actually, it's mine." Teresa said. "So you have to wait."
"Aw!"
Teresa grabbed Natsu by the vest before slamming her lips against his.
"My." Enda said. "You were really wanting that peasant's lips."
Teresa flipped her off before breaking the kiss.
"My turn!" Draconia grinned before kissing Natsu's lips. And just to further it, she pushed her tongue into his mouth to brush up against his.
"Natsu!" Yelled Gray from downstairs. "Are you up there?!"
He let out a muffled response before Draconia broke the kiss.
"Let's show the masses." She grinned before grabbing Natsu and dropping down the hole he made as both Enda and Teresa followed right behind her.
CRASH!
"That was fun." She grinned. "Right Natsu?"
"Yeah."
She looked around before seeing Lucy. "Oh hey miss cow. How's life?"
"Yeah." Enda said with a dark grin. "How's life miss disowned brat?"
Lucy looked at them in surprise before Natsu grabbed the two selves in a double headlock.
"Don't call Lucy that!"
Teresa looked around before eyeing Gray. "Hello Gray, how was your date with your reflection?" 'It's against my nature to do that but he….just annoys me.'
"What?"
"Never mind ice dick."
"Say sorry you two! Say it!"
"I won't!" Enda growled.
"Yeah she asked for it for having tits the size of her head!"
Bonk
Bonk
"Ow!" Both yelled in pain.
"You two are me, which means I won't hold anything back." he glared. "Now say it, or else."
"Grr." Enda growled. "Fine! I'm sorry!"
"Yeah, I'm sorry Lucy." Draconia said.
Lucy just looked at them in confusion as Teresa walked towards Erza.
"Good day Erza. How's your day?" She grinned. "Want some cake?"
"Um...sure?"
"Natsu, who are they?" asked Happy looking at them. "They kinda look like you."
"They are."
Happy looked at him before looking at the girls and then jaw dropped. "What?!"
"It's true." Spoke Enda while grabbing Happy by the tail. "So peasant, get me some water, extra ice."
"Enda." growled Natsu.
"What? I was joking." She said while petting Happy. "I wouldn't be harsh on my adopted son, well our adopted son that is."
"What?!"
"Isn't it strange for your demon side along with your human and dragon sides thinking that Happy is a son when you think so?"
"Uh, yeah."
She sighed as Teresa came back and kissed Natsu.
"Let's go on a date."
"Hey!" Draconia growled. "That was my plan!"
"Actually it was mine." Enda frowned. "So I get to date him first."
"No it's my turn!" Yelled Draconia.
"No it's mine."
"No mine!" Teresa frowned.
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
Another fight occurred as the three girls started to fight against each other.
'Wait, if they all fight like me, and with each other, OH NO!' Natsu paled with wide eyes.
"DRAGON!"
"DEVIL!"
"FIRE!"
"SLAYER ROAR!" They yelled out before three flames, one normal, one black and another one bright blue, came flying at each other before causing a large explosion that destroyed the Fairy Tail guild.
Everyone went flying and landed all over the ground while dazed and stunned.
"Much better." Sighed Teresa while dusting herself off. "That was some good stress reliever."
"Yes." Enda smirked. "All that rage out like a flame."
"Plus I got to go full out with that one." Grinned Draconia. "So I will let you take Natsu on a date Teresa."
"Thank you Draconia." She said before they chuckled in unison as everyone looked at Natsu in rage.
"Now let's get Natsu." Enda said while the three walked towards Natsu.
'Oh this day just turned INSANE!' He thought before getting dragged away by the three girls as the screen went black.