Dear Diary
Sasori; Age: 18
XApril 4, 2006X
Dear Diary,
LMFAO!! Deidara's so weird. (I'm starting to think he's mildly retarded too.) His birthday was yesterday and I think he almost died. Because this is too good to skim over, I will half-summarize yesterday's happenings.
So I woke him up at 11AM. (No thanks to Itachi. But I was surprised to see that he was still sleeping.) I shook him so hard; he might have brain-damage now. XD And he screamed. It was funny! He looked HORRIFIED! Then I dragged him out of bed and to the living room. Everyone popped out and cried, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
And Deidara went wide-eyed and gasped, "What the--?!" I think he might have had a mini-heart attack. :D Then Tobi jumped him, screaming: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEIDARA-SENPAI!!" Zetsu grinned when he saw Tobi do that. (I bet they planned it. Zetsu loves watching people get the crap scared out of them. Lol)
Kakuzu and I had an odd breakfast done. We made an American breakfast of pancakes and waffles. (There could have been more – Americans eat so much! – but I was afraid that no one would be able to eat it all.)
All day, we made Deidara the center of attention. A few times, he tried to sneak back to his room, only to get dragged back. 3 out of 5 times it was Tobi who stopped him. (Tobi was very amused; Deidara was not.) We wouldn't let Hidan try to cut him either. After much lecturing that morning, I think he got it. Deidara thought he could get out of his own birthday. HA! No one goes un-tortured! XD (Yes, I made up a word. Bite me.)
Opening presents was the best part. He tried to say he didn't want them, and then when we made him open them, he kept trying to hide how much he like them. He was so uncomfortable. Maybe I underestimated him. It looks like he's even more anti-social than me.
…I don't like that thought…
Anyway, when everyone left, Deidara thanked me. Nicely. How can I hate the kid? He's too innocent. He said, "Master Sasori? Thanks. For letting me stay here and" –grudgingly—"for today yeah." (I don't know why he calls me "Master"; he hasn't said anything about it.)
I had to smile. He's so stubborn. But I said, "It's no big deal. You needed all those clothes – none of yours fit." : ) They didn't! (Konan had forced me to go clothes shopping with her. It was terrible!)
He laughed after I made that clothes comment and said, "Yeah, I know." Then he went back to his room. XD The kid's alright. That's ALL I'm saying!
Well, that pretty much covers what happened yesterday. And now, I'm going to bed because work was killer today and I'm beat. Night.
-Sasori