Chapter 13: Porno Creep
As the ship cruised through space, shadow opened his backpack while head banging to Deftones. He took out a Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie poster and painted the walls of the ship black. At one point, shadow dropped the brush so he pulled out his gun and shot it. He laughed like a madman and then whipped out his 18" cock and dipped it in the paint and used that as a paintbrush. Since his dick was so big, he painted the walls ten times faster. Shadow laughed again and grabbed his bong and took a super human hit. He exhaled the smoke. He was hotboxing in a space shuttle. Oh yeah, THAT is cool.
Meanwhile on The Egg Carrier, Xero entered Ergman's lab. Eggman was working on something. Xero said "hey doc, stop and listen to me fag". The doctor sighed and turned to him. He said "what do you need, Xero". Xero smirked and said "hm, well I want to ask you about this Shadow. Is it true I'm based off him?". Eggman nodded in response "Yes that is true. Your DNA is structured around Shadow's. On the space colony arc, I uncovered some cells of shadow and used them to craft You. I made you stronger and faster than shadow though". Xero pulled out his Katana: Yetsubo and rushed at Eggman, holding it to his neck.
"Listen here retard" Xero said "how dare you compare me to that fucking waste of space. If you ever do that again, I'll tear your fucking head off, shit down your throat and play tennis with your fucking nuts, understand me you fucking prickbag?" Eggman nodded, terrified. Xero laughed and left, putting on his IPod and started blasting System of A Down. Eggman scowled and turned back to his work. "That damn Xero" he muttered "I should've known he'd be like Shadow. Curses".
Back on the space shuttle, Shadow was practicing his sword technique. Shadow looked down at tetsume and remembered how he came across the blade...