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An Out of Body Experience Chapter 13: Can't There Ever be Peace?
It was the next day at the office. Havoc was still at the hospital with Edward and Al. Today Falman came back from his field mission.
"How was it Falman?" Riza asked.
"It was okay, nothing like home that's for sure" Falman pointed out.
Fuery was testing a communication device and Roy was humming the 'I hate paperwork' song as he read through the paperwork.
All seemed normal today, expect for the whole switched bodies thing. All was quiet until…
"Hey guys how's it shaking!" shouted the bearded man holding his two year old daughter.
"Hughes" Riza sighed.
"Jeaz Roy look a little pleased to see me will ya?" pleaded Hughes.
Hughes smiled, "Guess who's here"
"I don't know Hughes, it's definitely not your daughter you're holding" Riza replied sarcastically.
Hughes laughed and placed Elicia on the floor, "Say hi to Uncle Roy and auntie Riza"
"How am I her uncle?" asked Riza.
"And how did I get involved?" Roy backed up.
"Just play along guys" Hughes smiled, "It's little kid language"
'I hope I never have children' Roy thought bitterly.
Elicia looked at the two of them and smiled cutely, showing off her baby teeth. First she walked up to Roy and gave him a small hug, "Hi uncle Rwoy" Then she walked to Riza and gave her a hug, "Hi auntie Rwiza"
Roy and Riza stared shocked at the little girl. "I think you got it backwards Elicia" Riza said.
She looked into Riza's eyes and shook her head, "Nope I'm rwight!"
'Does she know? Impossible.' thought Riza.
'She's like a little Hughes!' exclaimed Roy in his mind.
"Aww...Aren't kids cute!?" Hughes cheered.
Falman and Fuery laughed a little bit.
"Hughes?" Riza asked, "Can I talked to Elicia alone, uncle to niece?"
"That would be amazing Roy!" Hughes shouted.
"Great" Riza stated and ran out with Elicia in her arms.
Roy stood and replied, "I'm going to the bathroom" He ran after them.
"What's up with them?" Hughes asked.
"Who knows" Falman responded.
"Elicia, sweetheart, how do you know who we really are?" Riza questioned.
Elicia played with a strand of her hair and looked up at Roy and Riza. "It's in your ewyez, I see who you are by that" she smiled.
"Damn, she's bright" gasped Roy. Riza slapped his shoulder.
"Don't swear in front of her, don't you know not to curse in front of children Roy. I thought you knew better" Riza scolded.
Roy rubbed his shoulder, "That hurt" he whined.
Elicia watched the two argue back in forth, her mommy and daddy never did this, so it was amusing to her. Elicia's giggles broke up the fighting. Roy and Riza looked at the amused little girl.
"You're like mommy and daddy, you should bee together!" she exclaimed. They both blushed and blinked.
They glanced at each other for a quick moment, but then stopped. "C'mon Elicia, your daddy's probably worried" Riza whispered to her.
"Knowing Hughes he is" laughed Roy. As they walked in Hughes embraced his only daughter with a hug.
"Daddy silly" Elicia giggled.
'Oh he's more than silly' thought Roy.
"Daddy daddy! Guess what!?" the little girl screamed.
"What is it darling?" Hughes asked as a smile graced his face.
"Uncle Rwoy taught me a new word"
'Oh crap' Roy cursed in his head, 'Riza was right…again'
"Damn!" Elicia shouted, thinking that it must be the best word in the world. Hughes smile faded away as he glared at Riza, "You taught my daughter a curse word?"
"It was an accident, I swear" Riza explained and thought, 'Roy is always getting me in these situations'
"In front of a little girl?" fumed Hughes, which scared Falman and Fuery.
"It slipped, I don't have a family like yours so I forget to watch what I say" Riza said.
Hughes smiled, "Okay Roy and you know you should really get married"
"I don't settle down and I doubt I can find a woman who would like to get married to a womanizer" Riza responded.
"Sure, there's Miss. Hawkeye over there" Hughes smirked.
"That's illegal!" they both yelled.
"People always do illegal things, rules don't stop them. Plus I think I'm getting somewhere, you didn't deny that you didn't each other" Hughes pointed out.
Roy and Riza blushed.
'Hughes is doing more than our operation did' thought Falman.
"No way" Riza choked out.
"But she your type Roy, blonde" Hughes chuckled.
'I'm not the stupid blondes he goes out with' thought an angry Riza.
"I'm not a stupid blonde that's going to put our jobs at risk" Roy stated.
'Well said' Riza thought.
"You guys belong together" Hughes whined, "How can you not see that?"
"What are you talking about?" Roy and Riza asked innocently.
"Be together" moaned Hughes.
"Make Elicia a plway mate!" Elicia suggested.
Roy's eyes widen, 'Not while I'm in this body!'
Riza was shocked and couldn't say a word.
"Hehehe, that's my girl"
"Hughes how can you even encourage that?" demanded Riza.
"Because it's true" He whined.
"Maybe I can get a boyfriend" Elicia said.
"No! Not my little girl. You're not going out until your thirty young lady" he told her.
"I mean Uncle Rowy's and auntie Riwza's baby" Elicia pouted.
"No daughter of mine will go out with a son of Roy's; he'll be just like his father!"
"I'm not having a son!" Riza shouted.
"How about married?"
"No" Riza sighed.
"I have to go now, Gracia is waiting, Bye everyone!" he cheered and bolted out the door.
"That Hughes" Roy and Riza sighed together.
Breda saw Hughes running down the hall with Elicia.
"Hey Hughes" Breda called out.
Hughes came to a complete stop, how? Who knows?
"Are we still doing the Operation Get Mustang and Hawkeye Together?"
"No, I'm putting it to an end. I think they are pushed enough. They need to find out their feelings on their own now"
"That could take forever" Breda joked and Hughes laughed.
"You don't look so good" Hughes commented.
"I'm not, I was sick this morning"
"Well, take it easy" Hughes replied and ran off again.
When Breda reached the office he got Riza demanding, "Why are you late?"
"Sorry Colonel, I was feeling too good this morning, in fact I still feel bad" he admitted.
"You should have stayed home than" Riza scolded.
Breda then felt the world was getting dizzy and he was having a hard time standing up. Roy went to him and helped him keep his balance. In return Breda spewed chunks all over Roy.
"Sorry…lieutenant…" Breda replied faintly and threw up again on Roy's shoes.
"Can we please puke somewhere else, but me?" Roy growled slightly.
"Breda go home till you get better, I don't want anyone getting sick" Riza ordered.
Breda nodded and left.
"I think I am going to be sick" whined Roy.
"Lieutenant go wash up"
"Because I was planning on sitting in Breda puke all day!" he yelled and slammed the door.
'Moody....' thought Riza.
Later that day, Roy wore a fresh uniform and was clean of chucks of Breda's breakfast and lunch. Roy glanced at the cloak and stood. Riza raised an eyebrow as she watched him. "Where are you going?"
"Pay a visit to Fullmetal"
"You're joking right?"
"I can't I visit him" Roy asked.
"Yes, but it's unusual. Don't cause any trouble and be nice"
"Aren't I always?" Roy teased.
Riza laughed, "When pigs fly out of my butt"
"Painful" Roy shivered.
"I'll see you later; after I'm done here I'll pick you up at the hospital"
"How sweet" Roy joked. He took a quick look the close was clear, it was and he gave her a kiss.
After the sweet kiss Roy traveled through the streets, which were unusual empty. The only light was that of the setting sun. Roy looked at the beautiful orange and red painted in the sky while he walked. Little did Roy know that a dark figure was following him…?
-End of chapter, to be continued-
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