Title: ATM Have a Cool Christmas Caper in the Caribbean
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton.
Summary: Three different girls from three different places end up celebrating Christmas early in the Caribbean with their favorite WWE Superstars and three very special dolls. ATM is on the case again!
Thirteen – John Cena and the Woman in the Gold Sandals
Patrick's house:
The gang of rowdy wrestlers, friends and family had assembled in the house of the benevolent and welcoming Patrick who had wasted no time in giving Lita a Jamake-over. He wrapped her hair in a Jamaican flag scarf after attaching two huge loop earrings to her ears and a hanging a gold rope chain around her neck. He gave her a white top with a long sleeve on one arm to cover up her tattoo and gave her the shortest pair of green shorts ever to wear deciding that it was the best way to go since Lita always wore pants and never showed her legs, he couldn't imagine anyone wearing pants around Kingston so it was a natural solution to him. All that was left were the shoes and Patrick had the perfect pair of gold wrap around sandals to go with the gold rope chain and oversized hoop earrings.
"Wait!" Lita said as he was about to wrap the sandals around her left leg, "I need a massage, somebody has to rub my feet,"
Everyone looked at Edge who had rubbed her feet all the way to Irish Town and was currently attending to his aching wrist.
"Don't ask me," he said and Lita looked at Shawn.
"Whadya say playa? Wanna rub my feet?" she asked him wiggling her toes at him. Shawn studied her closely; Patrick had done a great job if they didn't know her previously nobody in the room would have thought that was Lita. They both looked ghetto fabulous and he hated to think what people would say if they saw them together. All that aside feet were feet and he didn't want her to be in pain all day so he accepted the challenge.
"Okay I'll do it," he said about to get up when Edge flew over to Lita and started rubbing her feet.
"Ouch!" Lita squealed, "That hurts you lost your technique!" she said.
"I'll rub 'em," Trish said coming forward and Lita's arm shot out like a cannon.
"Back, step back!" she said, "Those hands are for handling things a little more coarse like sheet metal and iron rods,"
"That hurts Lita," Trish said sulking.
"Not as much as this does, ow!" she complained and pulled her foot away from Edge and kicked him away with the other one.
"Give me a shot," Shawn said stepping forward then he saw Shad snickering at JTG and changed his mind, "You know what forget it!" he said at both of them, "I'll carry you, you can ride on my back,"
"Yeah you can ride Shawn dirty!" Shad said laughing and HBK chased them around the living room.
"Mine the furniture!" Patrick called out as the jumped over his expensive gold coffee table and Lion of Zion statues.
"Hold this," Carlito said giving Trish his apple. He rubbed his hands together and knelt down in front of Lita, "May I?" he asked.
"And why should you get to rub her feet?" Edge asked derisively.
"There's a reason I'm so popular with the ladies," Carlito responded, "Look and learn,"
Carlito pressed his fingers into Lita's aching feet and soon the aching was gone.
"Oh Carlito!" Lita moaned.
"See Shawn that could have been you!" JTG joked and Shawn jumped on his back bringing him down to the plush white carpet and applying a Rear Naked Choke.
LC nudged Charlene, "Are you getting this? That could come in handy when we go against Shawn and Cryme Tyme at the beach,"
Charlene bit her bottom lip, "It looks a little difficult," she said.
"No it's not, watch," LC said and took Stephanie down with a Drop Toe Hold and applied the Rear Naked Choke to her.
"Get this little Hellraiser off me!" Stephanie yelled and Charlotte pulled her off allowing Stephanie to catch her breath.
"Very good LC, but you might want to squeeze a little tighter next time, you know try to cut off the air supply," Hunter said applauding her execution of the submission move and Stephanie grimaced.
"Oh you like that? Seeing your wife getting choked out by a seven year-old?" Stephanie said angrily and Dan and Charlotte looked at each other.
"Wife?" they both said and Stephanie tried to make something up.
"That's his nick name for me," she said smiling.
"Yeah like I'd ever marry her," Hunter said to LC and Stephanie slapped him around the head.
"Okay calm down that's no way to treat a child," Patrick said.
"I think that kid needs another Big Sister," Dan said seeing Stephanie's angry demeanor.
"You're gonna pay for that you witch!" LC said rubbing Hunter's head.
"Oh yeah, bring it!" Stephanie said to LC.
"Hey that's my little sister you're talking to there," Charlotte said stepping in front of her little sister.
"So what, you wanna do something about it?" Stephanie said.
"Oh yeah I wanna do something about it alright, how about me, LC, Hunter and Dan against you, Cryme Tyme, HBK and Trish Stratus?" Charlotte said.
"Hey how did I get involved in this?" Trish said.
"Didn't you flirt with her husband?" Edge asked.
"You were the one who told me to spread Christmas cheer!" she said to Edge.
"Oh Carlito I feel like my feet have been dipped in oil," Lita said as Carlito continued to rub her feet much to Trish's displeasure.
"Okay I'm in," she said, "But I want Carlito on Charlotte's team,"
"What?" Carlito exclaimed his head snapping around like a wet towel, "I can't wrestle you?" he said to Trish.
"Aw, because you don't want to hurt your girlfriend?" Cassidy said dreamily.
"No because I'm gonna lose!" Carlito said and Shelton and Nitro laughed at him, "It's true I can't beat her, believe me I tried but whenever she gets me in one of those moves I just go down like a rookie,"
"Okay how about this, if you won't take it easy on Trish I won't take it easy on Dan, sound good?" Charlotte said putting her hand on Carlito's shoulder.
"Hey!" Dan said offended.
"Deal," Carlito said smiling at her and Dan crossed his arms.
"Fine, well then I hope you got a lot of apples because you're gonna need something sweet to get the taste of sand out of your mouth when I bury you!" Dan taunted the cool one.
"Ooooh!" Shelton and Nitro went.
"That was a good one I gotta use that," Hunter said.
"You're gonna need more than a snappy catch phrase to win this match baby boy," Stephanie said to him.
"I got all the ammunition I need right here," Hunter said wrapping his arm around LC who stuck her tongue out at Stephanie who snarled back at her.
"Okay I'm ready to rock and roll," Lita said kissing Carlito on the cheek before walking over to Shelton, Melina and Nitro dragging Edge behind her, "So what are we gonna do while they're wrestling in the sand?"
"I have an idea," Cassidy said coming over.
"What you got in mind?" Melina asked pinching Cassidy's nose.
"Well let me ask you a question Melina: how low can you go?" Cassidy said and Melina dropped to the ground and did the splits.
"About that low," she said and Patrick's jaw hit the floor.
"I'm coming with you," he said to Shad and JTG, "I gotta know if she can go any lower,"
Nitro came over to him and patted him on the shoulder, "She can," he said and walked away leaving Patrick with yet another reason to watch Monday Night RAW.
Montego Bay:
Vince Hummer limousine pulled up to the road opposite the Bay which was littered with a load of WWE Superstars and tourists trying to get their attention. Most conspicuous of all was John Cena and Dave Batista who were throwing a football back and forth without their shirts on to the joy of their fans and the chargin of those fans' partners. Several musicians were playing steel pans on the beach while some people looked on enjoying this staple of Caribbean culture, others were just relaxing soaking in the sun and letting all their cares melt away in the tropical paradise.
"Uh oh here comes trouble," Batista said eyeing Cryme Tyme and their entourage coming out of a gorgeous Hummer limousine.
"Doesn't Vince have one of those?" Cena said throwing the ball at him.
"If he does this would be the perfect time to show it off since DX aren't around to destroy it," Batista said catching the ball, he went to throw it back at Cena but it bounced off his chest as something caught the WWE Champion's eye. Dave looked over and saw a gang of children, what had to be their parents who were hanging inexplicably with Stephanie McMahon, Trish Stratus, Melina, Nitro, Edge, Shelton, Carlito, Cryme Tyme and a thugged out white boy who looked like he'd been dressed personally by 50 Cent. None of those people interested Cena however; his eyes were fixed on the woman in the gold sandals. His eyes followed her as she moved among her crew smiling and laughing showing off the most beautiful legs he had ever seen.
"Wow," he said soaking her in.
"Hey where you going?" Dave said as Cena walked towards the enchanting arrival in a daze.
"Anywhere that's closer," Cena replied and Dave shook his head thinking it was nice to no longer be single and stupid and he went to find Lashley to play some more football.
"Man this place is beautiful," Edge said looking around, "But not as beautiful as you baby," he said going to kiss the re-styled Lita but Trish pulled him back.
"You're surrounded by the WWE roaster, kissing another woman would not be recommended," she said.
"Did you hear that Carlito? No kissing other women," Edge yelled to the cool one who just smiled at him.
"I'm all for kissing other women, in fact, I'm a go kiss some of those women over there, excuse me," Shelton said heading over to Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle who were playing volleyball with Maria and Mickie James.
"Play on playa, play on," JTG said taking off his hat in salutation to bachelorhood.
"Speaking of playing, it's time to get it on!" LC said jumping in the air getting pumped up for her first match with the WWE Superstars.
Lita shook her head, looking at LC was like looking in the mirror many years ago, "Play hard but play safe sweetie, we'll be over here breaking our backs,"
Cassidy clapped her hands in excitement, she had always wanted to play limbo and regaining the use of her lower body made it even more appealing and who better to play it with than the woman who healed her.
"Come on Melina, let's find out who's the most flexible girl in Jamrock," she said competitively.
"Wait we need Shelton to hold the other end of the limbo stick," Nitro said holding the bamboo cane in his hand.
"I'll stand in for him," John Cena said making himself known to the competitive bunch.
"Whassup John," Nitro said, "here take the other end of the stick,"
"No take me, take me!" Charlene said running over to him and jumping into his arms. LC stormed over and grabbed her back to where she was standing.
"Will you get a hold of yourself, we got a match and you're the special guest referee," LC said.
"No I'm not, Carla is," Charlene said drooling over Cena.
"Whatever you're still on my team now get it together Charlie!" LC said and Charlene blew a kiss at Cena who caught it with his hand.
"Aw isn't that cute, he caught your kiss with his hand," LC said mocking Charlene.
"Shut up," Charlene said.
"LC!" called Hunter waving a roll of toilet paper in the air, "Let me wrap your hands before the match!"
"Oh Hunt you thought of everything!" LC cooed and Charlene rolled her eyes following LC who was skipping over to her favorite Champ. The current Champ however was getting ready introduce himself to the woman that had caused him to come over in the first place.
"Okay I'll go first," Lita said as Nitro and Cena held the rod high enough for anyone to go under. Lita went under first, followed by Cassidy then Melina. Cena's eyes stayed with Lita as she walked around ready to go under again. Okay next time Cena said coaching himself along and he lowered the rod again so it was by his chest. Lita went under with ease followed by Cassidy and Melina and went around again for another try. Okay next time Cena said sizing up his chances at getting her to look at him again. Nitro noticed that John was a little distracted and he poked him in the chest with the end of the rod.
"What are you doing?" Nitro asked as John watched Lita go around again.
"What nothing," Cena said and Nitro started to laugh, "What's so funny?" he asked.
"Hey Johnny lower the pole," Melina said to her boyfriend ready for a challenge now.
"Okay," Nitro said still chuckling. As Lita was about to go under Melina tried to understand what Nitro was trying to say to her but he was laughing so much his whispering sounded like hissing.
"What is it?" she asked.
"Look," he said pointing at Cena who had just dropped the bamboo cane to introduce himself to Lita and Melina covered her mouth in shock. Edge wasn't so amused and he picked up the bamboo cane and poked Cena with it.
"Hey man, oh wait I forgot you like to poke guys don't you Rated R?" Cena said and Edge dropped the cane.
"Just what do you think you're doing?" Edge asked aggressively.
"I'm introducing myself to a beautiful lady, is that a problem?" Cena replied and Lita suppressed probably the biggest laugh she had ever felt bubbling up in her belly.
"Oh it's a problem alright!" Edge said about to pick up the cane and hit Cena with it when Melina stepped on it and waved her finger at him and pointed to her head. Edge remembered that Cena had no idea that Lita was disguised under that ghetto get up, unfortunately that meant that Edge had no basis for his over-protective attitude. But it was a problem; it was bad enough that Cena still had the WWE Title but now he was gonna make a move on Lita? No that just couldn't happen and Edge thought of a way to solve the problem, it wasn't ideal but it was the lesser of two evils. As he ran off Cena continued his pursuit of the woman in the golden sandals.
"Now where was I?" he said and he draped his arm around her, "Oh yes I was right here," he said and Lita said "Corny" disguising it as a cough.
A little down from the limbo action LC, Hunter, Charlene, Charlotte and Carlito were tagging against Stephanie, HBK, Cryme Tyme and Dan with Carla as the referee in a huge sandbox which they took all the sand out of and attached a volleyball net to it making it look like a real ring. Stephanie just tagged in HBK after being in a Surfboard from LC for five minutes but Carla held him back saying she didn't see the tag.
"What?" Stephanie said grabbing her head.
"Sorry Mrs. McMahon-Helmsley I didn't see the tag," Carla said.
"That's Miss. McMahon I'm single!" Stephanie shouted towards Hunter who crotch chopped her and she stamped her feet angrily after which LC promptly grabbed both her legs and put her in a Sharpshooter.
"Tap! Tap! Tap!" LC team chanted and Stephanie stretched to reach the side of the sandbox but Hunter came over and dashed sand in her face so she couldn't see where she was going.
"Stephanie over here!" Shawn called reaching his hand out from behind the volleyball net. Stephanie located the the sound of his voice and started to crawl towards him.
"Your almost there!" Shawn said and Stephanie reached out and touched his hand but Edge pulled Shawn away and LC pulled her back into the center of the sandbox before she could tag in Trish, Shad or JTG. She had nowhere to go and so she tapped out.
"Yeah!" Charlotte, Charlene, Carlito and Hunter cheered running into the sandbox to congratulate LC while Stephanie held her back in pain.
"I knew you could do it!" Hunter said to LC wrapping his arms around her.
"Well you believed in me," LC said sheepishly and Hunter stroked her face.
"That match was bogus, Carla was just calling the match so her cousin would win!" Stephanie complained still on her butt.
"A family member screwing a non-relative, who would do such a thing?" Hunter said sarcastically and Stephanie gnashed her teeth as he put LC on his shoulders like she was the Champ.
"You many have won the battle, but you won't win the war," Stephanie said vengefully and looked at her watch counting down the hours 'til she launched her counter attack to the adversary that was LCsan.
"Edge what are you doing you made me lose the match!" HBK asked Edge who had a desperate look in his eye.
"You can play in a sandbox with your children when you get back to San Antonio, right now I need your help," Edge said pulling his hair behind his ears anxiously.
Shawn touched his heart shocked, "I always knew this day would come, tell me Edge how can I make you a better person?" he said humorously.
"Pretend to be Lita's boyfriend," Edge said and he swore he heard Shawn's jaw hit the sand.
"Shawn please I can't let Cena make a move on her, I'm gonna blow her cover! Can I can count on you?" Edge explained and Shawn looked over to where Lita was standing and noticed that Cena indeed had his hand around her completely unaware that under all that bling was a woman he despised more than a three way match with Big Show and King Booker. He looked back at Edge, the man was desperate enough to ask him to be his substitute, he couldn't turn him down. Shawn rolled his shoulders and hit Edge on the back.
"Have no fear, H-to-the-B-K is here,"
He turned back and called out to Cryme Tyme, "Brooklyn Brooklyn!" he called and Shad and JTG came running.
"You called?" Shad asked him.
"You know all those jokes you made about me riding dirty with Lita?" Shawn asked him and both Shad and JTG nodded smiling broadly, "Well it's time to to take your material on the road, follow me," Shawn said and bopped over towards John Cena with Cryme Tyme in tow.
"So can I have your phone number?" Cena asked Lita who nearly laughed in his face.
"Well . . ." she said messing with him then she was pulled out of her thoughts by the strong arm of HBK.
"I can't leave you alone for one second can I? HBK said to her harshly and Lita frowned at him.
"What?" she said.
"Don't what me woman! I'm tired of this, tired, tired, tired!" he said and yawned to illustrate his point and Shad covered his mouth for emphasize, "That's how tired I am!"
Lita looked at Shawn like he was crazy then she saw Edge looking on and he winked at her and she understood what was going on.
"Can't I talk to the WWE Champion?" she said running her finger down John Cena's chest.
"WWE Champion?" Shawn said, "More like WWE Chumpion!" he said and Cryme Tyme backed him up.
"Hey what's your problem man?" Cena said.
"My problem is you bitch!" Shawn said getting up in Cena's face, "I don't need to worry about every Superstar wannabe rolling up on my girlfriend. As far as respect goes you got about as much as Brock Lesnar for leaving the Fed to go and play football! But as far as beef goes I got enough to open my own chain of steak houses and guess what, you're my first customer,"
Shawn took off his platinum cross and shoved John Cena back.
"Whoa John you gonna take that?" Batista said running over with Lashley.
"Why you want some too?" Shawn said to Dave and Lashley, "You make one move on me and my boys will remove you like a cancerous tumor," he said slapping Shad and JTG on the shoulder who started pounding their fists ready for action.
"Oh is that right?" Batista said dropping the football and stepping forward with Lashley right behind him.
"Yeah that's right!" Shad said, "What?"
"Baby please don't fight," Lita said getting into her role as they wayward girlfriend, "I won't talk to him ever again okay?" she said stroking Shawn's face standing in between him and Cena. Shawn looked Cena up and down and smiled at Lita, "Who's the man?" he asked wrapping his arm around her waist.
"The first one to kiss my feet," Lita replied and John Cena went down to do the honors when Shawn kicked sand in his face. Cena wiped the sand away then looked over at Shawn when he regained his vision and saw him laughing with Cryme Tyme and he rushed him taking him down onto the sand then Cryme Tyme flung him back and Big Dave and Lashley ran after them.
"FIGHT! FIGHT!" someone called out and before Shad and JTG could blink they were surrounded by a whole load of spectators who were watching them all fight.
"Hey something's going down!" Hunter said running over to where the limbo action was supposed to be happening, instead he saw Cena jumping all over his DX partner and he wasn't having any of that. He jumped on Cena's back and Cena pulled back reaching behind to pull Hunter off him, while he was distracted Shawn kicked him in the stomach and he keeled over in pain giving Hunter the opportunity to hit him with a DDT. Cena hit the sand dazed he looked up and saw the white boy and some little kid taunting him and he lunged for them and crashed into the steel pans. Shawn picked a pan up while Hunter went for the bamboo cane, together they ran Cena into the road where cars screeched to a hault to watch what was going on. Cena tried to wrestle the steel pan out of Shawn's hands but while he did Hunter hit him in the back with the limbo stick and he cried out in pain. Hunter laughed and Cena stared at him angrily and picked Hunter up by the scruff of his t shirt but he soon let him go on account of being speared into the side of a taxi by HBK. The spectators started to applaud.
"That thugged out white boy is really good," a man said to his girlfriend who nodded in agreement as everyone came around for a better view of the action. In the middle of the road on top of a taxi Shawn dragged Cena to his feet,
"Hey Big Dave!" Shawn called out to the Animal who had Shad in a headlock, "This one's for you!"
"What?" Dave said and JTG knocked him to the ground setting Shad free.
Shawn put John's head between his legs setting him up for a powerbomb which he executed with a giant thud. Everyone gasped as Cena's back hit the taxi including Lita, Edge, Melina and Nitro who were the closest to them. Shawn jumped down and hugged Hunter over to him as he walked up to Lita with a cocky smile.
"So who's the man?" he said arrogantly and Lita smiled at him for real completely enamored by his performance.
"You are Shawn, you are," she said and slid her fingers around his neck about to pull him into a kiss when Hunter jumped onto Shawn's back pulling him away from Lita who stumbled forward as Shawn bumped into someone.
"AHHHH!" Hunter screamed on seeing who it was and Shawn rolled his eyes as the all too familiar face of Vince McMahon appeared in front of him.
A woman with a little boy walked up to Lita and tapped her on the shoulder, "Those are quite a striking pair of sandals," she said, "Wherever did you get them?"
"Oh my boyfriend bought them for me," Lita replied fondly still in character, "He's that one there with the conrows and baggy jeans,"
The woman looked on with a little boy by her side, "Well you are quite the couple," the woman said and walked over to Stephanie McMahon who embrassed her warmly.
"We meet again!" Vince said holding out his hand for Shawn to shake.
"Oh not you again," Shawn said being himself even though Vince really couldn't tell the difference, "How did you get here?"
Vince looked down embarrassed, "We uh, we took a cab," he said and Hunter burst out laughing, "Cute kid," he said to Hunter insincerely, you're gonna make me another fortune he thought greedily, "I was hoping we could talk especially after that incredible display of athletic ability you put on just now,"
Shawn and Hunter frowned while Lita stayed at a safe distance.
"What do you want old man?" Shawn said.
"I want you to work for me in the WWE," Vince said and Shawn tried not to laugh but Hunter was already rolling on the floor holding his stomach.
"Are you crazy or just losing your sight, I'm not a wrestler, I'm a thug," Shawn said.
"Yes I know and I thought John Cena was a thug until I saw that performance, being a thug does not mean you can't wrestle," Vince explained.
"Okay I'm gonna walk this way now," Shawn said picking Hunter up who blew a raspberry in Vince's face but Vince would not be denied.
"Sir you don't understand, I've got the perfect package for you and your family," he said looking at Hunter and Lita, "A five year contract starting with $2million a year,"
Shawn, Hunter and Lita looked at each other in shock: it was more than they made now.
"Sound good doesn't it?" Vince said mistaking their shock at his stupidity for interest in his idea, "Well why don't you come to the WWE pre Christmas party back at the Hilton hotel and let me know your decision at the end of the night? Here are your invitations and I'll see you later tonight,"
As Vince walked away Hunter, Shawn and Lita looked at the invitation and decided to humor him by reading it:
Vince McMahon invites you:
Raymond the Mysterious and Family (name to be decided)
To the Annual WWE Pre Christmas party at the Hilton Kingston.
See you there (opportunity awaits - don't let it pass you by!)
VKM
The three wrestlers laughed hysterically.
"He thinks we're a real family!" Lita said holding her stomach.
"Man I need to sit down my stomach hurts from laughing so much, let's get in the Hummer," Hunter said pulling his so-called family over to the limo with LC, Charlene, Carla and Cassidy not too far behind him. The driver came around and opened the door revealing Stephanie holding a glass of champagne.
"What are you doing in there?" Hunter said losing his sense of humor.
"Entertaining my guests," Stephanie replied and Hunter, Shawn and Lita lowered their heads to see who was inside.
"Hello again!" beamed the voice of the woman Lita was talking to just a moment before.
"Who are you?" Lita asked confused.
"My name's Sharon, I'm Shawn Michaels' mother-in-law," the woman replied and Stephanie looked at them vindictively enjoying the shocked look on their faces, "And this little boy here is Cameron, Shawn Michaels' son,"
"Uh-oh," Hunter said recognizing her instantly.
"LC?" Cameron asked staring at the girl holding Hunter's hand and LC swooned feeling like she'd just been hit with a tranquiliser dart.
"Whassup Cam?" she said letting go of Hunter's hand and smiling shyly at Cameron.
"Man I thought we'd never meet again," Cameron said, "now we can hang out!"
"What do you mean we?" Hunter said defensively, "How do you guys even know each other?"
"Who are you?" Cameron asked Hunter suspiciously.
"I'm your worst nightmare!" Hunter said grimacing and Cameron grinned confidently pulling LC over to him.
"I think your holiday in paradise is about to end," Cameron replied with that Shawn Michaels' like arrogance which was almost impossible for any female to resist as Hunter was painfully becoming aware of. LC was already starting to forget about The Game and he would have to work fast to remind her exactly who he was, even if it meant kicking his god son's ass. He leaned over to Charlene, Carla and Cassidy who was still had the bamboo cane so she could finish the limbo dance with Melina and Lita at the Christmas party.
"Hey guys I'm gonna need your help," he whispered to them.
"What do you want us to do?" Charlene asked and Hunter took the bamboo stick from Cassidy and hit his hand with it menacingly.
"I'll tell you at the hotel and Cassidy, you're going to find out just how low I can go," he said darkly looking at Cameron deviously.
"Well don't you make quite the couple, what are your names?" asked Sharon looking HBK and Lita up and down.
"We-we've got a party to go to so we can't stay sorry," Shawn said motioning Lita back towards the beach.
"Oh you mean the WWE pre-Christmas party? We're on our way there you can ride with us!" Stephanie said and Lita and Shawn reluctantly got inside the Hummer, locking them inside with the one woman who didn't need to know Shawn was in the Caribbean in disguise with a woman that wasn't his wife.
"I love your girlfriend's sandals!" Sharon said to Shawn who was losing oxygen fast.
"My what?" he said and Lita poked him in the arm.
"Thanks Sharon," Lita said politely thinking how one pair of shoes could cause so much trouble.