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The rest of the marauders and me all sat stunned at his reaction. 2 seconds later Sirius ran back
downstairs smiling maniacally. "Uh oh,"
I thought. I'd better get out of here before Sirius ropes me into doing
something stupid. I tried going unnoticed as I made my way to the
portrait. "Lily dear where do you think you're off too?" Damn it I've been
caught. "Nowhere Siri just stretching my legs." "Good we wouldn't want
you to miss out on the oodles and oodles of fun I've planned for us," he
said while grinning maniacally. The marauders also saw this grin
because all of a sudden they tried to make up excuses to get away. "Uh
Sirius buddy I would love to join in on the um fun but you see I've got this
uh this uh thing yeah that's right this thing that I've got to do so I'm off to
do that um thing. So yeah um bye," said Peter quickly scurrying out of
the portrait before Sirius could get him. Potter and Lupin opened their
mouths to make up excuses too but Sirius stuck his hand out to stop
them. "No more excuses and nobody else get's to leave so don't bother
asking," he said. We all sighed in defeat. "Guess what I've planned?" said
Sirius with the same insane grin. "What did you plan Sirius," said Lupin
tiredly. "You have to guess Moony. Guess! Guess! Guess!" he said while
jumping up and down excitedly. "We're going to bake a cake," said Potter
half-heartedly. "No," said Sirius. "We're going to study for our next test,"
said Lupin hopefully. Everyone stared at him like he was out of his mind.
He sighed, "Well it was worth a try." "Your turn Lily Billy. Guess!
Guess! Guess!" yelled Sirius. "You've decided to become a transsexual
and you want us to dress you up then gag you and levitate you to the
Forbidden Forest so you can find yourself a nice goldfish to mate with," I
said tonelessly. They stared at me slowly. "No even better. We're going
fishing," said Sirius. Once again we all stared of him. Finally I said,
"How do you even know what fishing is?"
"I saw it on one of those muggle telly thingy's over the summer."
"What in the world is fishing?" asked James confused. Lupin filled him
in on it. "Do you wanna do it?" asked Sirius. Lupin and Potter looked at
each other for about a second then they turned back to Sirius. "No," they
yelled in unison. Sirius looked at me and I shrugged not really caring
any way or the other. "It's settled then. Lily Billy wants to go so we're
going." Then he skipped up to his dorm to get what he called our
"supplies." I slid down on the couch groaning out loud. "What are you
groaning for Evans? This is all your fault? sneered James. "How the hell
is this my fault Potter?" I spat out. "Why couldn't you have just said you
didn't wanna go like the rest of us? Just because you have no life doesn't
mean the rest of us don't," he said. "Why don't you just shut it Potter this
is bad enough without your mouth making it worse," I sneered back. "I'd
rather be eaten by the giant squid then going anywhere with you," he said
back. "Potter keep talking and trust me your wish will come true," I
retorted. Potter grumbled under his breath as Sirius came skipping
down the stairs with 4 fishing rods. He was also wearing the most
ridiculous looking fishing hat I'd ever seen. It was bright orange with
tacky green tassels hanging from it. Potter and Lupin erupted into
laughter the moment they saw him. I just stared in silence. Sirius
ignored them and threw them their fishing rods. "It's time to skip out to
our fishing adventure," said Sirius happily. He grabbed my arm and we
skipped off together out the portrait with Potter and Lupin walking
sluggishly behind us.