A/N: Yo you all got me back for another round. So anyone else every found it funny that some people think they can run from the cops. I saw this dude a week ago try and run when the cop stopped him for having weed. It was funny as hell when he tripped over a tree stump when he ran through a family's yard. It was so fucking funny! So yeah lets see what's up with the comments then.

Mercswar: Thanks glad I still have a few people giving me comments. Oh well hope you like this update too.

Guest: Well wait no more. And thanks for liking the last chapter.

Well let's see what our weed-smoking wizards doing.

MT Fuji Crest of Bones village Shag's POV

Right now I'm treating my wounds with a healing cream given to me by one of the samurai. Sighing as the odd gray paste cooling the wounds to bring up my blood.

It starts to itch as it reforms the lost skin.

Turning towards the approaching steps. I see a young Kappa dressed in royal guards. He's probably in his teens from how smooth and ridge less his beck is.

Sitting up I bow as best I can, seeing as I can't stand. The young Kappa smiles back returning my bow.

He says, "I thank you my friend sir wizard. I wish to also express the thanks from the head unite samurai you fought with. He will be unable to fight for sometime.

"But he says it was a pleasure to fight with you. My father has sent for us. He wishes for you to come with us back to the palace."

I sigh to say, "I understand my young friend. But my job has yet to finish. I need to find that woman's family. She has a ring on her finger. And as a wizard I must escort her back to her family."

Special Sign rings such as the one of that woman's finger signifies a verified marriage. This woman has a husband and is a wife by some government state. Meaning she is legally a free woman.

But some would take advantage of her state. Even force her into slavery if I don't take the right measures.

The heir says "We will treat her at the palace. Is there anything else that you need to talk about before we leave?"

I add, "My familiar is watching over my slaves back in Kyoto. I must call him to let him know I'm ok."

Snapping his fingers a servant next to the heir hands me a cell phone. Taking out the hotel card I called. Asking the desk to put me through to my room. They put me on hold.

Hotel room phone, "Hello who is this?"

Smirking at how cute her voice sounds gave me a sigh of relief. I think 'Just hearing them is enough for me now.'

I say "Tanis it's me put me on speaker. Ok everyone I took care of the job. But I'll be out for another day. The emperor wants to speck to me."

Scooby says "Shag if you're in trouble, should I meet you at the palace?" I say, "No Scooby I'm not in trouble. I just saved a royal and his father wishes to show thanks."

Scooby says to make it quick. While Winnie asks for me to bring back a new ball.

I turn to look at the phone as if I was looking at her. That makes the seventh ball she destroyed while playing with it.

But hearing her cute whimper makes me ease up. I say "Fine Winnie I pick up a new ball for you later. See you in a day or two."

Ending the call I hand the cell phone back. With the aid of a samurai I'm able to get to my feet and into a car.

Looking over seeing the woman being carried into another car.

I look to the samurai before the door closes saying, "If she wakes up during the trip say so. She might need something to calm her down."

She nods and off we go. Reaching into my pocket I pull my pipe and line it with herbs. Taking several hits I close my eyes allowing the herbs to do their job.

In my smoke lifting dreams I remember the other jobs I did in the Counts name. Even several he never wants his people to know of. I can understand why though, fathers don't like rebellious youths.

And he hates public media just as much as I do. They can never understand what it takes to love and nurture a life. When it want to explore and be rambunctious.

Feeling a nudge I turn seeing one of the heir servants standing in the open door.

Nodding I get out with the support of my sword. The palace to the Oni emperor is simply breath taking.

The place shines with the tradition of the land. Walking down the stone path to the palace doors rows of samurai bow at the heir return.

I say "Young heir what has become of your would be assailants body?"

The heir says, "His body will be burned to ash. But his head will be on display in the halls of traitors. But why do you want to know sir wizard?"

I say "Just curious. So when shall we speck to the emperor young heir? I have my slaves to return to. And my familiar grows restless the more we are separate."

The heir nods as a servant whispers into his ear "He'll see you now. Once word got to him that Count Dracula the sevenths own trusted wizard 'the Chocking Smoke' helped protect me.

"He is very grateful. And more then willing to have an audience with you."

Reaching a lone inner chamber we walk in. The heir bows so I follow as well. The room has nice black wood floors. Creating a single sloped step way up to the emperor's throne.

Seeing the red Oni sitting on his knees. With his traditional guard on is very similar to how the Count summons me.

But my Count's throne room reminds me of the Underworld movies. After I showed him the reference. He was please that some humans understood the fear and power that a vampire holds over mortals.

Clapping his hands the heir walks to him. The heir says "Father I give to you the smoke wizard of the seventh Count. He and one of the samurai unite leaders killed the traitorous Tengu who tried to corrupt our people.

"In thanks we will reward you with a item from our private collection. This tablet is carved with old spells from the ancients. We cannot read it. But I'm sure a wizard as strong as you can find use of it."

Snapping a servant brings me the tablet from the heir's hand. Taking the carved stone writing I bow giving them my thanks.

I say "Kindness to you as well sir emperor. But also I hope you remember the laws of human handling giving the woman status. And what resides on her person."

The emperor nods finally saying, "Yes I know of the laws in question. The woman is stable she needs a few more healing potions. But will awaken by the morning. Then she will depart with you."

Thanking him again I excuse myself for the evening. Here I sit watching the woman be treated by the emperor's healers. The healers like all the servant are passive ghosts. The hid their faces with odd masks that make faces during speech.

Most of their psychical body is wisping mist. Lighting my pipe I rub a hand over the jagged edges of the stone tablet.

I think 'Scooby's knowledge of the old language is greater then mine. I'll talk to him about deciphering the tablets text.'

Exhaling a puff of smoke I lean back into the chair thinking about who this woman might be. Closing my eyes slowly I watch the healers check the woman a few more times before I sink into sleep.

Opening my eyes I see the woman sitting up gasping as the healers try to calm her. But her eradicate eye movement tells me she's scared. No doubt still a bit of trauma from being a hostage.

Standing I walk over. Touching the woman's shoulder saying "My dear please calm yourself. They're just helping keep your wounds in check."

The woman looks right to me her bangs covering most of her brown eyes. She asks "Your a wizard right? 'I nod' Please you have to help me."

I pat her arm crouching to ear level. I say, "I will help you return to your family madam. But first you must rest and recover. Please do as the healers ask and you'll be on your feet in no time."

She nods her eyes fill with worry. Sighing I float the chair closer and ask the healers to work gently around her.

They work for most of the day and well into the evening. But in time the woman is on her feet walking with a little wobble. Thanking the healers a few servants bring us to a small room to eat and talk.

One servant says "Sir wizard the emperor wishes to know if you will remain another night?"

I say, "Please inform the emperor I cannot. My familiar expects me and he hates to wait too long."

Picking up a fork and a bowl I filled it with pieces of seaweed beans, a few pieces of pork, and rice. Looking up the woman is hardly eating.

I ask, "So lets introduce ourselves I'm..."

Woman cuts in saying "You're Shag Smoke Choker Roggers. Wizard to the Seventh Count Dracula of New Zero. I know a lot about you from the paper back home.

"My husband is a lord in the New Texas state. But my daughter have you seen her? She was with me when that bastard kidnapped us from California.

"'I raise an eyebrow but she adds' we were... running away. My husband is a bastard he uses me like an object. When I had our daughter he was advocate to see her be sold. I talked him out of it if I gave him two sons. I kept my promise but I left my younger son back at the estate.

"He's still a baby. But I miss him so. Mister Choker help me and I'll help you."

I rob my chin as a puff some smoke from my freshly lite pipe.

I eye her to ask, "What can you do to help me? I don't believe I ever asked for help?"

The woman adds, "My husband is a traitor to the Count." I place down my fork and bowl. Entwining my hands I stare at her to go on.

She says, "I've heard you don't take kindly to traitors and violent individuals. My husband has been helping smuggle weapons from the inner regions of the Central rain forests into the US.

"My husband is getting extra money by helping the revolution. Please Chocker unite me with my daughter and my youngest son. And you can have those two bastards."

I nod saying "Ok but first you say the Tengu had you both where? In the forest?"

Woman says "No he took her to a house. He warned me after I tried to run twice that if I ran again she would suffer. Please can you find her?"

I get up and walk to the door. Opening it two samurai are standing on either side. I say, "My friends this woman's daughter is being help at the dead traitors home. She will no doubt be sick from having no food or water. Hurry and bring her here."

Nodding they to run off and I close the door. Taking my seat again I say "Don't worry they'll reach her. And if not I'll be sure to piss on that bastards skull for killing her. Please you know me but I don't know you."

She bows slightly to say "I'm Helen Parr please to meet you Sir Chocker. No one missed the broadcast when the Count himself knighted you."

I sigh saying, "Please you are no enemy of mine. Call me Shag."

Nodding we finish eating and wait in another room. A servant comes in after sometime and gives us good news.

Following him back to the healers Helen crouches next to her daughter. Much like Helen she has the same brown eyes. But Helen's daughter has black red hair. Much like her mothers.

And unlike her mother she has a frame similar to Winnie. Just that Helen's daughter is a few inches taller. And her breasts are two-cup sizes bigger then Winnie's.

Smiling that the two are reunited. I tap a healer asking of the daughter's health. The Healer says, "She's fine sir wizard. She just needs to eat and rest for a day."

I sigh knowing Scooby will no doubt be angry. But I say, "Ok help her as best you can. I need them both to be ready to leave for the morning." Bowing the healers worked to help Helen's daughter.

A few hours later everyone is gone from the room. I wait for Helen to join her sleeping daughter. Shortly after I joined them.

Two miles from Kyoto third person's POV

Helen and her daughter named Violet are with Shag. All are in a private car being driven back to the hotel as Shag requested.

Shag managed to stop by a small gift stop and purchases Winnie a new ball. Along the ride Shag talks with the two women in private. Telling them of the situation they are in.

Violet isn't happy but Helen understands. Yes sense both were kidnapped and Helen does have a marriage ring it makes them immune to enslavement.

But that doesn't change that they lost their traveling passes. Without them anyone could pick them up make new documents for them. Then be sold as slaves.

Shag tells them that he can escort them back to the USA. But they'll have to pose as his newest slaves to do so.

Meaning Shag has to stop at another slave equipment store before they leave for India.

Helen says, "I'm am sorry for involving you Shag." Shag shakes his head to say, "Your husband will face justice. But I'm on vacation with my girls and my familiar. And every turn we've had something causes me to be separate from them.

"But not these coming few months. I have two more stops before returning home. Then we will deal with your husband. And get your son back."

Helen thanks Shag but Violet looks nervous. Shag assures her its necessary for them to get her brother back. Violet asks "Um Shag how many slaves do you own?"

Shag answers "I have four slaves, a infant Type, and my familiar waiting for me back at the hotel. But be ready he'll not he happy with my explanation."

Shag is right Scooby is pissed that now Shag has a long-term job to take care of. Even though he assured his familiar that the rest of the trip would be about them relaxing.

As the two argue back and for Helen and her daughter are surprised to see Shag slaves. More so how at ease they are to expose their bodies.

With the argument getting heated Scooby is about to cancel the job.

But after Helen explained the full situation Scooby seems to be ok with it. Scooby says "So that's why you accepted this job. You should try starting off with the whole situation ready to be told. But what can I expect its almost noon. Your already high as a kite."

Shag gives a light chuckle and introduces Helen and her daughter to everyone. With intros out of the way Shag and the girls pack. They have a plane to catch. And a stop to make before hand.

As the group walks to the elevator Shag whistles catching Winnie's attention.

Smiling he gives her the new ball. Taking the ball Winnie says, "Thanks master I love the designs on it." Already nibbling on the fabric of the ball Tanis laughs.

Winnie often holds her balls on one side of her mouth. With a good amount of drool dripping from the side she holds the ball in.

After another four hours Shag locates a sex shop. The Swamp hag owner takes Violet's and Helen's measurements. She asks Shag and co to wait an hour for the designs he asked for the be complete.

As the girls and Scooby look over the romance and erotic novels in the stores book section. Shag sits next to and unexpected being.

Sitting next to Shag is a Tanuki. They are known for a few things. But the big two things are that they are great lovers. And that they have very large testicles.

Shag doesn't have to ask because the Tanuki is wearing briefs and a sleeveless shirt. His large set of balls is pretty much hanging over the chairs edge.

To most it would be unsettling. But Shag has seen worse medical issues to understand it's just how his species is.

Both greet each other with small talk. Leading the Tanuki to be at ease around Shag.

Shag talks with the Tanuki asking tips about sex. Tanuki's are raised to know every part of both sexes from five years old.

And they practice with willing partners when they are eleven or twelve. For a Tanuki the more partners they satisfy the larger their testicles grow. Shag heard rumors that some could sling their balls over their shoulders after years into their craft.

Shag however wants simple tips asking "So what would you say is the best way to satisfy a number of women at once? What positions would be best for a group during sex?"

The Tanuki smirks to answer, "Be calm my friend I'm sure your slaves will be ok with your inexperience. They are for your pleasure not their own. But I'd try extracting oil. It'll help those girls of yours have smoother and softer skin.

"Often during sex a woman can become aroused. Or reach her bliss from just you touch alone. Plus prolonged teasing gets a woman's juices flowing before the even reach a bed.

"The older two with you are best suited for the oil I mentioned. For the younger ones use queen ant pheromones. That Stuff will put a horny step in them whenever you hold them. Or feel them up.

"Try a few toys before you give them the main course. Women often become completely docile when they know their pleasure will be rewarded with greater pleasure.

"But I can tell you want this to be more intimate for them?"

Shag nods smirking that the Tanuki sees what he desires more then his girl's pure valleys. Shag asks "I heard that some like dominance in love making is it true?"

The Tanuki answers, "Yes a great number of women do. Often their husbands treat them with little respect or care during sex. A man that can give his woman pleasure while asserting his is a man.

"But you can make any women like it when you dominate them. Just give them a lot of incentive to enjoy it. More women no seek men not for their experience. But their desire to make a women fell like a women.

"And when they start to oh by the ancients they can never get enough. I can tell the older women with you she has that same look in her eyes. Its easy to see whoever you got her from must be a pathetic fool."

Shag thanks the Tanuki as the Hag calls him to see the outfits. Shag stands at the fitting room. Shag sees the mother daughter pair in nice and sexy clothes.

Both are wearing skintight red and black leotards. The leotards have no shoulders. But the long black sleeves make their hands and arms look delicate. The backs are open and go down their lower necks to their lower back. Those openings stop short of another opening for their butts.

The openings to their butts are shaped like hearts. Like his other slaves Helen and Violet are wearing G-stings. With are showing off the new girls camel toes.

The leotard tight material is squeezing their cheeks making their butts pop and look firm. But still very juicy an soft. The fronts press their breasts together making them perkier and ample.

Just like the back their chest opening are shaped like hearts. And their stomachs are exposed. Much like their backs this opening travels from just above their panty lines to their under breasts.

Helen wants her and Violets identity to remain hidden. So using a little soot from his pipe. Shag applies long dark gray masks to cover the twos eyes.

Both mother and daughters have their hair straightened. And tied behind their heads.

Both have the same collar as Shag's girls. And both have fishnet stockings to bring out their hips and thighs. Lastly both are wearing black leather heeled boots give then a nice sway to their hips.

The Tanuki walks over and complements Shag on obtaining such luscious women.

Shag nods his thanks and pay for all of the new clothes. Calling a taxi they're now off to the airport. But on getting to the airport Shag sees Willhouse holding a sign with his name of it.

Shag and his group walk the older butler knowing all to well who else is waiting for him.

Shag asks, "Willhouse can I assume Clown is here too?" Willhouse nods and bows asking them all to follow him. Out on the side run way Willhouse takes their heavier bags. And they get into the private jet.

Inside Shag finds Clown drinking wine and reading the days newspaper. Clown doesn't look up as he say "You slaves can go into the private cabins in the back. Your master will remain with me until we finish talking."

Shag nods to them and they all go to the back of the private plane. Clown eyes them without them noticing. He almost smiles seeing two new slaves in Shag's walking pleasure parade.

Clown thinks 'Quite the little walking parade of ass, tits, and legs you have Shag. I almost want to buy them all from you.'

Clown puts down the paper showing Shag the front page. Clown asks "Can you not go anywhere without getting into a fight?"

Shag leans back with his pipe in hand. Shag hums as he watches his slaves bend over or move around to put their bags to one side. Often their hips sway or their breast bounce.

Clown's frowning brings Shag's attention back to his friend. Lighting his pipe Shag smirks while Scooby turns in a few circles to lie down.

Shag answers, "Being ready for any kind of fight is one of the reasons why the Count trusts me. But yes it does get old fast my friend. And what I'm about to tell you will no doubt anger you as well."

Well hoped you liked it and if you didn't well I don't care. Drop me a review and some other fun stuff. I'll see you all later!