13.How to Duel without Cards
--Outside of Theater--
The group walked out of their movie back into the lobby, they were all kinda sluggish but happy with the movie. Yugi stopped for a moment to tie his shoes, the Pharaoh took perfect advantage of the situation. He walked in front of where Yugi was and had his crotch right near his head. He slowly rotated his hips again, quietly saying, "Ya, you like that, don't you bitch." He imagined Yugi bobbing his head on him like in the dream. He started to become slightly aroused, then Yugi shot up, smacking his head into Yami's…head. Yami jumped, not expecting the sudden movement. He was slightly in pain but also enjoyed it. Yugi immediately began apologizing as he realized what had just happen. They group started to walks back towards the front door.
("I wonder why Yami was standing in front of me like that? Maybe he just didn't see I was there and was waiting? If that's so then why was he thrusting his…thing in my direction? Hmm, maybe just a wedgie and was trying to fix it secretly?") Yugi pondered over many questions as he walked slowly next to his dark. Something caught his eye suddenly, it was a shiny horse racing game for two, the winner with the highest score wins a prize. Yugi quickly forgot what he was thinking about and ran to it, the group was confused at first at his actions then quickly followed him to the Theaters arcade section. Yugi stared at it in utter glee, he jumped upon the first horse and Omesha quickly onto the second one. Yami was upset he didn't get to race with his little Aibou. Out of no where came a large man dressed in a black suit with pointy hair, pointier than Yami's and Tristan's combined. "Attention patron! You are too small to ride this attraction." He announced angrily at Yugi, tears began to fill Yugi's eyes, he knew he couldn't win the secret prize now. Suddenly he heard a deep manly voice speak up, "Well I must be of proper height, would you mind if I took your place, Yugi?" Asked Yami softly.
Yugi looked up from his horse, who he had secretly named Precious, at Yami's muscular figure walking over to him. He lifted Yugi up and gave him a hug, then set him down. "Don't worry, Aibou, I will win this for you!" He said confidently.
"Thank you SOOO much Yami! You are to good to me! I luff you!" Replied Yugi spontaneously. Yami nodded and climbed upon the fake plastic white horse, Omesha's being black. ("Wait…did…did Yami just call me…partner?") Yugi thought suddenly. He started to think someone but was snapped out of it as he heard the muscle bound custodian explain the rules. "Attention patrons! The rules are simple! Race through the desert, dodge obstacles, and pick the right paths. The first one back to the Pyramid wins! BUT, in order for you to claim the secret prize you must not only beat your opponent, but also tally up the amazing score of 50,000 points!!" Nearby arcade children gasped in horror at the games impossible score, a small ugly child with a gap in between his front teeth, started to cry and dropped his slurpy. A near by man wearing a Luca Libra mask fainted amongst the crowd. And an old lady, barely able to keep herself standing with crutches, responded, "WHAT!? What was that sunny?…Back in my day we didn't have vidja games, we played with rocks, and by played with rocks I mean that we used to throw rocks at each other, mostly me. You damn kids today with you hopscotch, and your computers, and your youtube, and your fanfics, and your sweater vests, and your leather pants, and your medicine, and your cellular phones texting LOL and whatnot, and your wide screen 40" plasma TV's, and your German rock bands, and your multi color toe socks, and your pina colada flavored condoms, and your bondage videos, and your helicopters, and your Frisbee's landing in my backyard, and your BBQ's, and your Criss Angel, and your hippity hop video's raising your hands in the air and shaking them like you just don't care, and your cardgames, and your millennium Items…" The old lady just droned on.
"Alright, so are you two ready to go!?" Asked the man. They both nodded, staring each other down, "No your not! You didn't put any money into the machine!" The two teens dramatic concentration broke suddenly, Yami slipped in 25 cents into the machine. Omesha put in 50, cause he liked charity. Suddenly the horses rose and became alive with anamatronic movement. Yami was amazed at this! "Yugi! What sorcery is this!?" The royal teen asked.
"I believe it's made by Sega." Yugi replied confused.
--Yami's Head--
"Mental note, find this Sega and exploit its magical power for my own uses, I shall take out Omesha with no problem afterwards. Then I will have Yugi all to me!" He pictures striking Omesha with lightning, shooting out of his hand, making him explode into many small pieces, then Yugi grabbing him and saying my hero! As Yugi removes Yami's belt and gives him head happily.
--End of Yami's Delusion--
"Oh ya, that's the stuff!" Says Yami, the group just stares at him surprised. The old women keeps on talking, unaffected.
"…and your chocolate bars, and your sneakers with the pumps, and your horny cheerleaders, and your NFL, and your MTV, and your Vanessa Vodka, and your StarBuck's rip off brand coffee, and your evil cats that think they are so cute, and your buttered popcorn…"
The game takes off slowly, the two teens pick up the controls pretty quick, Yami quicker than Omesha for he owned a horse back in Egypt that ran just like the one he was on now. But that was long ago. The two men started making their horses gallop madly through the crowded streets of a poor town, then through a dangerous desert landscape filled with scorpions and snakes. Even with Omesha's amazing gaming skill Yami was still able to keep up with him, for he was riding in an accurate representation of his homeland! The two swerved past each other in the game, Omesha clipped Yami causing him to off his horse. The lives on Yami's side went from 3 to 2. He started off again trying to catch up! He could NOT let this pretty, rich, smart, funny, smooth, confident man boy beat him, he HAD to win AND get Yugi that prize!
Yami eventually caught up, he bumped into Omesha causing them BOTH to fall off of a bridge into a 5-story gorge below them. They responded on the bridge at the same time, they took off quickly, the score was just about neck and neck! Omesha had 2 lives remaining while Yami only had 1! He could not risk taking out Omesha again. He rode his horse as fast and as hard as if it were Yugi underneath him! Sweat appeared on his brow, he turned his head away from the game and looked at the other teen, for once he finally saw him looking worried and panicky as he rode his fake horse close to him. They were only 1 foot apart in the game as they reached the final stretch of desert, it was a straight 300 meter shot, clear of all obstacles. They both jumped on it, going as fast as they could go down the open area. Outside the window Bakura and Ryou passed by, Bakura noticing this pointed and let out what appeared to be a loud over bearing laugh and made him fall to the ground, holding his sides in pain. Tear streamed from the tomb robbers eyes at the ridiculous sight of Yami riding a fake horse so seriously. He become unconscious from the lack of air and Ryou had to quickly pull him away, performing CPR not far away. It looked as if he muttering "Bugga" over and over again worriedly.
It was now only 200 meters away from the pyramid, soon it became 100! Yami heard Yugi speak up, "Come on Yami! I know you can do it! I believe in you!…Aibou." At that Yami's heart gave a great leap, he somehow managed to make the horse go just a little bit faster than Omesha's, he pasted the finish line not but an inch in front of his rival. The score started to tally up, as everyone cheered! Omesha included, for he was not gonna be a poor sport about a little game and shook Yami's hand, Yami did the same, all the while smiling and thinking, ("Ass! I won , you lost, I won , you lost! Suck it bitch! What now!? OH hells ya! Don't come inta my house wit dat weak game!") (He turns gansta when he wins.)
The scores finally show, Omesha having 45,000 and Yami having. It couldn't be! 49,999!! "This thing cheated!" Yami protested with hate.
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, maybe next time?" Responded the man. Yami punched the machine hard, leaving a dent of his chiseled Egyptian knuckles in it. His score jumped to 50,000! A flashing light and buzzer went off!
"Oh never mind, sir, it seems you did win!" Said the man astonishingly. Looking slightly at the marks Yami had made.
"That's what I thought." He said in a huff. The man handed him two tickets to a fancy restaurant! A free meal of whatever they want. ("Wow, some prize!") Thought Yami amazed. Yugi jumped with delight and showered him with butterfly kisses. They read the tickets together; "It was only good for tonight!!" They had to get home and get dressed in something fancier! The group quickly left and raced back home, Yami buckling up with 2 seat belts this time, Yugi in the back with him.
Shortly after they left the Theater closed for the night due to a popcorn food poisoning incident that had to be taken care of the next day. The place was dark and quiet, except for the old lady that just stood there oblivious. "…And your marshmallows, and your racing games, and your fancy restaurants, and your gay pride parades, and your American Idol, and your Jamba Juices, and your Myspace, and your pizza, and your skittles, and your Evanescence, and your anime cartoons, and your fan girls, and your British friends, and your Ipods, and your Space shuttles, and your looney teachers, and your state of Montana, and your vampire friends, and your ugly brothers, and your moms with Boston accents, and your fast cars, and your wheel chair ramps, and your grumpy fathers, and your sexy girlfriends, and your meat pies, and your musicals about homicidal barbers!…"
Sin- LMAO That crazy lady! Hope this chapter was as good as the rest, let me know your thoughts! Its late so I think I'm gonna be off to bed soon. Love you all, skittles and cookies to everyone who enjoys my story.
Larka-We saw the YuGiOh Movie again today didn't we!
Sin-Yupp! Kiaba seriously needs to calm down, he is living in MAJOR denial that he can beat Yugi. Granted Yami does all the work when dueling, well most of the time anyways. LOL
Yami-That's because I am voiced by Dan Green!!
Sin-Holy crap! Everyone look its Yami!
Yami- (vanishes into puff of red smoke)
Larka- NO YAMI!! Come back!! –runs off in random direction- Take me with you!
Sin-Next chapter up soon alright!…I wonder how he did that? –Inspecects floor-