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This Episode is rated PG. I know, it's a shocker.

"Wassup!" Snazzypants says as JAyfeather sucks his thumb on the floor.

"Hey!" protests RAbbitpaw. "That's my line!"

"Who cares?"

"I do," Jayfeather answered as he sucked his thumb.

"Isn't he just so super special awesome!" Skyfang says to Fallenshadow.

"You really have to stop watching Yugioh Abridged," Fallenshadow says.

"Why not? It's the most super special-"

'Say awesome and you're dead."

"...Okay. I'm going to go in the garage."

"We have a garage?" Fallenshadow shouts. "Why didn't you!tell me, I could've put in my car in there!"

"Oh, you mean the FRIGGIN EXPLOSION CAR THAT WILL BLOW UP ON CONTACT WITH REALITY TV STUDIOS?" RAbbitpaw shouts. "THAT THING KILLED MY BROTHER." RAbbitpaw outs up a dead rabbit.

"Sorry?"

"DIE!" Rabbitpaw starts whacking Fallenshadow with the dead rabbit.

Yellowtail, Brutus, Cato, Burger, Willow, Socks, and Snickers enter into the studio like an aviation team.

"We're back, meows!" Yellowtail says, coming in.

Jayfeather gasps. "Now we're cussing on stage! Where has the world gone!"

The garage door comes open, and Skyfang is inside a red truck, and she pulls JAyfeather in.

"Las Vegas, here we come!" she yells.

Mittens enters the room,fat.

"Sup, kitties."

"What the?" Fallenshadow asks.

"Oh, hey,don't worry. I had brain surgery in my bellybutton so I can live," Mittens says.

"How is that medically possible?" Fallenshadow.

Suddenly, there's sounds of a cat fight behind the curtain, and everyone runs backstage. There, Heathertail is stabbing Icecloud with a butter knife.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Lionblaze asks.

"Well, I told her that her dad could no longer do it, and that she needed to give him her reproductive organs, but she said that Dustpelt has robotic organs, so he could do it all century long! That is, until he needs oil."

"Really?" Fallenshadow exclaimed, and thn she ran off to the doctors' office.

"Well then, I told her that if she didn't leave, I would kill her with a pork knife, but I lost my pork knife, so I used a butter knife." Heathertail took a sip of juice.

"How is that medicly possible!" Fallenshadow yells from the hospital.

"How is that medicly possible?" Rabbitpaw asks. "Well at least she was going to be disqualified."

Scourge enters in a pink ballerina outit and starts dancing.

"la de de da! La de de da!" he sings.

Cinderheart and Lionblaze start making out vigorously. I would give you more detail, but you would have nightmares.

Heathertail starts steaming through her ears. Literally.

"I'm going to put and arrow through her v-"

"Hey!" Rabbitpaw says. "Let's at least try and keep it PG!"

"Fine, Fine!"

"Well anyway," Snazzypants says to the camera. "Why don' ya coolios go vote fo ya favorites?"

1. Heathertail

2. Cinderheart

Any ideas for next season Bachelor(ette)?

And also, sorry for the delay. I said March 18th, but it turned out to be the 23rd. But on the 18th, I was really busy, and-

Heathertail- shut up

you heard her