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Chapter 13: Challenge

SANTANA POV:

After I text Brittany my phone buzzes again. I already know it's not her. I mean, the message I sent was really creepy.

From BlainersGayHobbitWarbler: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! KURT JUST ASKED ME OUT!

To BlainersGayHobbitWarbler: Yes! OMG I'm so :) for you! Wait…wat do I hav 2 do wiv dis?

From BlainersGayHobbitWarbler: Um…wuld u mind comin along as like a friend…Kurts bringing Quinn and mabe u culd talk 2 her. U seemed 2 get along…

To BlainersGayHobbitWarbler: Fine just stop it wiv de ….

From BlainersGayHobbitWarbler: Cool ;) Pic u up 8

To BlainersGayHobbitWarbler: C u ;) Get some hobbit.

I don't get a reply, he's probably annoyed. This should be fun. I put down my phone before picking it up again, remembering that Quinn gave me her number

To QueerFabgay: Heard u got roped in by Klaine

When we got each other's numbers we made up the names. Of course, I had her permission…ish. I'm 'SatanLezpez'.

From QueerFabgay: Yep. Glad tiz not just me.

To QueerFabgay: Howdya no I was?

From QueerFabgay: Lucky guess. C u.

I watch reruns of Modern Family with my little brother and sister (who are still in public school (lucky bitches)) for the rest of the day before pulling on a skin tight, black and white striped, long sleeved top which goes down to my upper thigh and a pair of dark tights because even for me it's too short to wear without tights. I manipulate my hair into a thick plait that runs over my left shoulder and check in the mirror. Smokin'. Blaine beeps the car horn from outside the house and I grab my purse. The first thing I say as I get into the car is

"I can't believe I agreed to this."

"Oh how supportive." He says sarcastically before looking me up and down "You look like a prostitute."

"Oh how supportive." I mock him and he rolls his eyes, turning up the radio. When we arrive at Breadstix I see that Kurt's car is already here "Boy Toy beat you." I mock, he glares and parks. We walk in and spot Kurt and Quinn at the far end of the restaurant. They aren't the only people I spot though. Brittany and Artie are on a date. I lead Blaine over to our table, praying for him not to spot the couple but luckily he's to engrossed in one Kurt Hummel.

"Hey" I say awkwardly to Quinn as I sit down next to her

"Hi" Quinn says, just as awkward

"We could make this a double date!" Kurt shrieks "I mean, you two are both gay right?"

"Kurt!" Quinn protests "How many times do I have to tell you? I. Am. Straight!"

"And she's not my type." I add, "No offence" Quinn waves it off

"Oh no I forgot." Blaine smirks "You like your blondes a bit taller." I kick him under the table "Ow!" It's now my turn to smirk. "Kurt can't they sit at another table?"

"Am I really ruining it that much?" I ask, feigning hurt

"Yes." Blaine tells me, waving over a waitress who happily shows me and Quinn to a new table. A table even closer to Brittany and Artie.

"You guys fight a lot." Quinn tells me

"Yeah we always had like the sibling rivalry thing going on."

"Cool. Hey is that Britt?" Quinn asks me

"Oh yeah." I pretend I didn't notice and Quinn turns around to say something to Kurt. I pull out my phone and type out a text

To Brittany: Turn around

Whenever I say that I always get that song in my head. Oh stuff it. She has beautiful eyes.

To Brittany: Turn around bright eyes.

I send it and see her look around before making eye contact with me. She waves happily and I smile. Quinn turns back but doesn't see Brittany waving. She sees my smile though and I see the cogs turning in her head before she smirks

"Oh my god you have a crush on Brittany!"

"No…" I deny

"Yes. Yes you do." Quinn tells me. I blush. "Knew it."

"Look I know I shouldn't okay."

"Why not."

"Because she has a boyfriend and I'm pretty sure she's straight."

"Oh please." Quinn scoffs "Everyone knows she's bisexual." She thinks for a second "I swear I told the Warblers the other day." Those bitches. Of course they wouldn't tell me. "They don't tell you much do they?"

"Nope. They knew I had a crush on her so when I didn't know her name they made a pact not to tell me and got all my friends to join in."

"Sucks for you."

"I know right." I roll my eyes "Anyway, she has a boyfriend."

"Can I let you in on a secret?" I nod "I think there's something wrong with Artie. Like, ever since Brittany started dating him she's been really insecure. Like, she used to be so full of life and now she's just… I dunno just." Quinn sighs "Which is why I want to help you."

"What?"

"Artie treats her like crap. I don't know how but I can tell he does and I don't think you would."

"Does she even like me?"

"Oh please." Quinn scoffs "Whenever you're not oogling at her, she's oogling at you."

"Awesome."

"So just consider my offer." She tells me "I'll put in a good word here and there, try and constantly have you near each other. All you have to do is woo her." She smirks before making her voice deeper "Do you accept the challenge laid before you?"

"You freak!" I laugh. She raises an eyebrow "Yes, yes I accept the challenge to steal your best friend away from her boyfriend and wow that feels really weird to say."

"I know right?"

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Okay so Quinn and Santana are not dating but they do have a plan...

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