Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE STORY EXCEPT FOR MY DRAGONS AND BROTHER.

Also, this is for yet ANOTHER randomness contest I entered, created by Tiger demon of light! Random enough? XD

FireHawk, her dragons, and the MFB characters (DTK[Death the Kid] had left already) sat under the Christmas tree which was decorated with candy canes, ornaments, fake glittering branches, a BUDDER star, lights, and a MAJESTICAL BUDDER UNICORN. ON A CUPCAKE.

The presents were passed out and everyone dug into the wrapping paper. Fortunately, things didn't stay normal for long. Out of the largest present, which was for everyone, exploded BUTTERFLIES AND UNICORNS POOPING MAJESTIC TRIPLE RAINBOWS AND GLITTER WITH EXPLODING CUPCAKES! NOW WITH GLITTERED PICKLES!

After the initial GRAND ENTRACE, three majestical lemons with different faces popped out of the box. One had a troll face, another had a ME GUSTA face, and the other had an epic face. All the GRAND LEMONS were wearing santa hats.

"We are from the EPIC RAINBOW LAND OF COCONUTS!" the troll lemon announced. ME GUSTA lemon kept saying "cheese."

The epic face lemon took out a coconut with a smiley face and smashed it on the floor. The lemons all started slurping up the coconut juice while everyone stared in shock. Except for FireHawk, of course, who's eyes were glittering with amazement because well, I'M JUST DAT CRAZEH.

So the group continued to open presents as the lemons slurped coconut juice and the ME GUSTA lemon said cheese. It was normal from there, but only for a couple seconds. Yu noticed Ryuga and Lightspear were under the mistletoe (oh crud! not romance, just funny) and just pretty much announced it to the whole world. LITERALLY. He had gotten a microphone from FireHawk (cuz she knew this was going to happen), and things went from there.

Everyone tried to convince Ryuga to kiss the dragon, while FireHawk just rolled her eyes (because I dislike romance, but don't have a problem with anyone else liking it). However, once Ryuga agreed since Kyoya said he would battle him, FireHawk got a video camera out and filmed the whole scene, then broadcast it LIVE.

After that event, gift opening continued. Yu had received a sackload of candy, which he gulped down right away and reactivated his sugar high. Kyoya got an AK47, and went crazy just from the sight of it. He loaded up some bullets and started chasing the dragons all over the place.

Demonblood quickly took in the scene of Kyoya attempting to shoot his comrades. He loaded up a machine gun and growled, "THIS MEANS WAR."

So while everyone else opened presents, Yu ran around shouting "OMG MAJESTICAL RAINBOW BUDDER UNICORNS OF AWESOMNESS!" while Demonblood shot at Kyoya who was shooting at Lightspear and Shadowslayer.

Then, dark music played, and the lemons' eyes grew red. "WE WILL EAT YOUR SOULS."

FireHawk shouted, "EVERY MAN AND DRAGON FOR HIMSELF!"

With that, everyone ran in different directions, except for Kyoya and Demonblood, who were attempting to shoot down the lemons. They were quickly pulverized by bullets and exploded into MAJESTIC GLITTER PUDDING BUDDERFLIES AND RAINBOWS WITH CUPCAKES. Everyone regrouped to find a glowing toilet rise out of the box. Everyone continued to stare in awe as a BEAUTFUL PICKLE rose out of the toilet and EXPLODED into MAJESTICAL RAINBOWS AND PIE FLAVORED CAKES WITH GLITTERY HAMBURGER SAUCE!

FireHawk's brother leapt in randomly and shouted, "SUPER AWESOME CELERY ATTACK!" His hand lit on fire, hit the ground at high speeds, and blew up the world.

HEHEHE...CHRISTMAS RANDOMNESS!

What happens next: Santa jumps down the chimney to be met with living cookies. Sorry, not gonna make a Part III, but next chapter will BLOW UR MINDS UP

~TheAlmightyFireHawk