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By 7:00PM that night, Will pulled up into the parking lot of the Disney Caribbean Beach Resort. He looked to his right and saw Jack sleeping against the door, he looked in the back where Elizabeth had fell asleep sitting up, her head facing Anamaria, who just so happened to be resting her head on the door as well. Turner smirked and shook his head.
"Guys, wake up." He spoke, no one budged. A little louder, he commanded, "I said, guys wake up." When no one even flinched, he yelled, "Wake up!" In unison, Jack, Ana, and Liz woke up abruptly with wild eyes. Will smirked triumphantly.
Jack stretched like a lazy cat and glared at Will, "You better have a good reason for waking me up, Will, I was in the middle of a very happy dream."
"And what would that be?"
He smirked to himself, "I was the king of a village, and surrounded by tribes of women dressed in coconuts and deer skin."
Ana glared from the back, "Excuse me?"
Sparrow flinched, "But, of course, all of them were you, Ana darlin'."
Will laughed and shook his head, "Well, anyway, we're here. We are at the Disney Caribbean Beach Resort?"
Lizzie's eyes bugged, "A resort? Will, are you completely out of your mind? We can't afford this!"
"Then how, dear love, did I manage to pay for it already?"
"Let me guess," Ana piped in, "You robbed a bank before we left and went under the name Jonathan Izenhower so they wouldn't know who you are."
Will sighed and took off his seatbelt, "Yes, Anamaria," He responded sarcastically, "I robbed a bank to pay for our hotel. No, stupid! It's called a savings account, I saved money and used a bit from my birthday!"
"Oh," Liz began, "Well, you could've asked us for some help on the payment, Will, you didn't have to pay for it all by yourself."
Turner opened the door, "As if that would work. Jack wouldn't even loan me $1.75 for lunch in the fifth grade! You think he and Ana would actually help pay for this?"
"He is so right," Ana thought aloud, "He is so very right."
"Thank you, now come on." Jack, Ana, and Elizabeth opened their doors and got out. They stretched for a while; Liz screeched.
"What?" Asked a worried Will.
She smiled, "I stretched too hard and lost all feeling in my legs for a second. I couldn't see anything and my head felt completely empty."
Ana leaned up against Will's car, "It was never full in the first place, Elizabeth." She received a glare and snarl from the brown eyed female for her smart remark. Once they had finished untying the knots in their bodies, the foursome headed for the large front doors of the hotel.
The Disney Caribbean Beach Resort was huge with bubble gum pink walls and sea foam green trim. It was divided into five or six large buildings, all in which had crimson red shingled roofs. From their spot, they could just make out the top of the huge white Epcot ball, and tall clock was off to the far left. A huge lake could seen, where people fished, rowed out, and relaxed in their small color ful sailboats. Off to the right, they could make out the amazingly large pool behind the tall black steel gates, and the beige colored temple that sat behind it.
"Wow," Jack awed, "Will, remind me to always let you choose and pay for our hotel from now on."
Turner rolled his eyes, "Sure. You guys ready to go in now, or do you plan on gazing at it with owl eyes?"
"Oh, yeah, let's go." Came Ana's response. They finally opened the door and stepped inside the cool air conditioned front lobby. Will and Jack walked over to the front desk, whilst Ana and Liz walked around, looking and touching everything like they were little children.
A man, who looked to be in his late thirties, greeted the two males with a smile, "Welcome to Disney's Caribbean Beach Resort, gentlemen, are you here for check-in?"
Will nodded, "Yes, Sir."
Jack inwardly rolled his eyes, 'Why is that he's so formal? A simple "yeah," woulda worked.'
"Name, please?" The blue eyed man asked.
"Turner. William Turner."
Jack smirked at himself, 'Oh great, now he's going all James Bond on us.' He snickered and mimicked Will in his head, 'Turner. William Turner. William Eunuch Turner.'
After searching for a while, the man finally nodded, "Yaha! Here you are, Mr. Turner."
'Yaha?' Sparrow questioned, 'What the heck is a 'Yaha'? I thought it was 'aha'. Where'd the 'Y' come from? Weird country man.
"It's four adults, two bed, with full kitchen and bath set, right?"
'Naw, it's four toddlers, two sleeping bags, with a Barbie kitchen and Ninja Turtle bath set.' Jack laughed quietly at his own rudeness. Will turned to his friend and scrunched his eyebrows together.
"What's so funny?"
Jack immediately stopped his snickering, "Uh, nothing. It's just that..." His eyes searched the room, "...your sneakers are really ugly."
"But," Turner looked down, "I'm wearing sandals."
Jack grinned, "That must explain why they're so ugly then."
Turner shook his head and turned back to the guy at the desk, "O...kay? Well, yes sir, that is correct."
'Correct? Why 'correct?' Oh dear, Will is using big words; the world is coming to an agonizing end! Ahhh! Save the unicorns!"
The man at desk nodded, "Alrighty then,"
'Are you suppose to be Jim Carey now? And did you know I use to think that he and Mariah Carey were related?'
After a few questions had been asked and everything had been sorted out, Will finally had all of their room keys to room 462 in his possession, "Thank you. Come on, Jack." Turner and Sparrow left the desk in search of the girls so they could go to their room and relax.
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"Wow," The four awed in unison. Their room was beautiful! The walls were deep tan with a large beige couch and tan rug. The television sat in an oak armoire, the ceiling held a long brass chandelier, and the lights gave the room a somewhat golden look. Pictures from old Rome decked the walls, a the full kitchen sat to the left, and a long hall led to their bed and bath.
"This," Liz commented, "is indeed paradise."
Ana, still awed, kept her eyes pinned on the many small sculptures that sat on the end tables, "True dat. True dat." She nodded.
"Well," Will sighed, "I'm glad you think I have such great taste in hotels, but we must leave and go get our luggage. As lovely and high fancied as this place looks, they don't bring the bags up for us." They let their eyes absorb their room once more before leaving to go down the elevator.
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"Oh my gosh," Will gasped when they got back to the parking lot.
Liz came forward, "What's wrong, Will?"
He turned his widened eyes up to level with those of his girlfriend's, "I think I left the keys in the ignition!"
Ana moved in front of him, "You what?" She screeched, "How could you leave the keys in the bloody ignition, Will!"
"I know, I know, my arm must have hit the 'lock' button when I was getting out. I knew I was forgetting something."
Mimi threw her arms up in the air, "Ugh! Will! We don't need another Jack around here!"
Jack frowned, "Hurtful insult there, love."
She softened her eyes, "Sorry." She placed two kisses against his lips and then redirected her eyes back to Will, "You're an idiot!"
"Hey!" Liz defended, "He is not an idiot! We all make mistakes, Mimi, you and Jack aren't exactly picture perfect either!"
Ana rolled her eyes, "You only use the phrase "picture perfect" when referring to someone or something's appearance, Elizabeth."
"Oh. Well, still, back off of him!"
"Who's gonna make me?"
"I am!"
"What are you gonna do, Liz, nail file me to death?"
"You wanna take this outside?"
"We are outside, you dunce!"
"Then, let's go!"
"Bring it!"
"It's been brought!"
"You brought nothin' because you don't have nothing!"
"Anything, Maria, anything!"
"Whatever!" At that exact moment, Ana pounced and Elizabeth leapt. They were an inch from collision, but Jack and Will caught them while they were airborne before they got the chance to bust any skulls.
"Calm down," Jack intervened. He placed Ana down on her feet and held, pulling her from behind at the waist. She clawed and kicked at Elizabeth, who simply clawed and kicked back.
"Let go!" Liz screeched, "I wanna teach that undersea harpy some R-E-S-P-E-T-C!"
"Oh great, now you're Aretha Franklin?" Ana growled, "And it's R-E-S-P-E-C-T! You can't spell? How the fudge did you graduate? Special Ed privilege?"
"Yo mama!"
Ana seized her kicking abruptly, her eyes darkening to midnight black circles, "Not a good idea, Liz," Will suggested, "never talk about a black girl's mother like that."
Elizabeth calmed too,"Why not?"
Ana screamed and struggled harder in Jack's tight hold, "You rotten wretched buzzard! Yo mama is so ugly, the staff of the history museum asked her if she would like to be on display to represent what cavemen looked like during the stone age!"
Liz gasped and glared back, beginning her kicking again, "Well, yo mama is so old, she broke the world record for having more medication than CVS!"
"Ok, ok. Yo mama is so old, she has Adam and Eve's autographs!"
"GIRLS!" Will yelled, "Stop fighting! And plus, I didn't leave the keys in the ignition, they've been in my pocket the whole time. I just wanted to see your reactions." Will chuckled, "Kinda funny, isn't it?"
Ana and Elizabeth stopped fighting and turned to Turner, "What?" Turner gulped.
Jack glared coldly at Will, "Get him." He released the wild beast in his arms, who charged and tackled Will to the ground. Jack watched in amusement as Anamaria and Elizabeth pummeled Will on the ground.
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At 11:45PM, they finally fell asleep. Jack and Ana shared the bed on the far right, and Elizabeth shared with Will, who had a cool cloth over his now black eye. The four dozed off into the land of dreams for the remainder of the evening, they would need all the energy they could get, for tomorrow they would be meeting up with a certain big black mouse and his many friends.
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