Hey, ya'll! So, here is Badger Part 2!
Thanks to Victoria's World for stalking!
Cjabbott98- yeah I did! That's actually where I got the idea from! Lol thanks, glad you like them!
DoCtOrWhOlUvEr11- haha thanks!
wikaholic- yeah, only him xD But...as we will find out in Badger Part 3: Return of the Badger, he doesn't exactly OWN the badger xD
TheSwanWriter- haha thanks xD So do I! And wow, really? I'm glad you chose mine!
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"Hey, Doctor, can I talk to you for a minute?"
"RORYYYYYYY! She's having an emotion!"
"Doctor! Seriously? Besides, he's not here right now!"
"…Fine…what is it, Pond?"
"Um…I was walking around the TARDIS today, exploring, ya know? I found something…kind of weird…"
"I swear, Amy, that disco-globe isn't mine. I'm just…I'm just holding it for a friend…"
"What are you talking about?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about the bloody badger in that room!"
"Oh that! It's not actually a badger! That is prince Hijibway of the Nartu-Deetu tribe. I helped him and his people one time in the forty-second century on Sabway 7. They were attacked by the snake people of Dasteny 43. After I explained the logistics of celebrating peace and hospitality…they attacked us. So the prince and I ran onto the TARDIS to escape. I completely forgot he was here!"
"…Liar."
"What?! How dare you insinuate that I'm bending the truth?!"
"…"
"I cannot believe the audacity that you must—Oh hi, Rory."
"Why is there a badger?"
"I have no idea."
"I knew you were lying!"
"Yeah, well Amy, good luck getting rid of it! Ta!"
"Rory, get rid of the badger!"
"But—"
"Thanks!"
"…Okay…Hi there, Mr. Badger."
"Hissss!"
"Good talk. Bye!"