A/N: And 'MERICA is here! I know a lot of you have probably been waiting for this! Oh but it was soooooooo fun to write! Alfred's character is just too awesome (sorry not sorry Prussia)
Answering some reviews...
Guest: Well, I think I was talking to you ((lol dat memory loss)) And thanks! Yes, Poland level-fabulous. Like, totally, wicked hipster pink :D Hope you enjoy this chapter as well!
FORDGE: FRUK. FRUK everywhere :P well this chapter is mainly USUK. For obvious reasons. America is very excited for his songs... as you will see if you scroll down XP
crazysquidgirl: I think you mean 3? Or does the less than sign not work on ff? Idk. It came up as just a 3. Who knows why? Thanks for reading though, and hope you enjoy this chapter as well!
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"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"GAH, YOU BLOODY GIT! DO YOU WANT TO MAKE US ALL DEAF?!"
"Onhonhonhonhonhon, l'Amerique, Angleterre, you two are quite cute together."
"SHUT UP YOU BLOODY FROG I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!"
"Maple…"
Japan sighed. He knew America was young and hyper and would probably be excited for this, but this… The room had erupted into pandemonium shortly after he announced the next singer. Japan tapped Hong Kong's shoulder.
"Would you mind helping me get their attention? You may do this however you like," Japan asked. Hong Kong's eyes lit up, and he snuck out the door. Within minutes, he'd returned, with an armful of firecrackers.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! And for the second time that day, the nations' eardrums exploded.
When the firecrackers had finally stopped going off, China jumped up and yelled, "Hong Kong! ARE YOU CRAZY, ARU?! I thought I told you to not set off fireworks randomly!"
Hong Kong just shrugged. "They're firecrackers, sensei. Like, get it right."
"WHATEVER, ARU! Just don't!" China yelled back.
Hong Kong still didn't really care. "Like, Japan asked me to."
China whipped around and glared at Japan. "Japan, aru! Why would you do this!"
"I needed to get your attention. I thought Hong Kong-san would be able to do it," Japan replied calmly. "Now, America-san, would you mind stepping into the booth?"
"HELL YEAH!" America literally dashed into the small room. "START THE MUSIC!"
The intro… was not what England had been expecting. The music consisted of a synth playing and some trumpets, with a few computer-generated sounds for good measure. England had been expecting a loud explosion of guitars, famous singers from America's house, and random other things thrown in. Not… this.
As a recording played in the background, America grinned. He already knew this song would be awesome. Not sorry, Prussia, he thought.
(Washington D.C., D.C., Oh, oh!
Washington D.C., D.C., Oh, oh!)
Giving up is nonsense!
This sky
Red line
There are the shining stars
"You patriotic idiot," England mumbled. "Stop yelling about your flag…"
Cross the borders
And bid your sadness good-bye!
America grinned and winked at England. England saw it and smiled. "Geez, your happiness is way too infectious… you bloody git,"
HAMBURGER
America pulled out a hamburger out of nowhere and held it high up. Japan dearly hoped he wasn't going to start eating it in the middle of the song...
Stuffed in your mouth
Come on! Everybody dancing!
Washington D.C., D.C., Oh, oh!
As America sang the next lines, he made a gun shape with his hand and pretended to shoot it at Russia.
"I think not, da?" Russia smile creepily.
Bang! With courage
And justice
All right!
1・2・3 & Stand up!
Freedom! Oh, oh!
1・2・3 &
Stand up!
Freedom!
"America…" England's eyes widened. America looked uncharacteristically serious, just like… just like…
England shook his head. He shouldn't think about things like that. That was the past… and it's gone… right?
As if to answer his question, America let out one of his famous "hero laughs" and kept singing.
Durufuu!
I purposely won't read the atmosphere!
"Ve~ oh yeah! We went to find that book called 'the Atmosphere' once... but we never found it... I wonder what it was about?" Italy tilted his head in confusion. Germany just sighed and facepalmed.
Going my way way way way…
That's the style
Overflowing vitality
"You have too much energy America..." Canada whispered.
"Who?"
"I'm Canada..."
Riding a UFO
"Hehehehe…!"
"ALIENS DO NOT EXIST!" England yelled. "I don't care about your bloody friend Tony or whatever!"
Watching a movie
"Hehehehe...!"
Japan shuddered. He remembered when he'd watched scary movies with America... Were all Americans like that?
Hot Night!
The party's cake is earth-colored!
Join us!
The nations all took a step away from America. A few steps, actually.
"Ah... I don't think I'll be coming to whatever party that is..." Japan mumbled.
"I don't think a cake that coloured is edible, aru..." China said.
"Angleterre, this is your fault!" France accused. "If you didn't have such a bad sense of taste, l'Amerique would've never turned out like this!"
"How is it my fault?! I blame you, you bloody French frog!" England retaliated. But that cake, wherever it was, was definitely not edible.
1・2・3 & Stand up!
Freedom! Oh, oh!
Use a machine to diet
The result is all right!
"Geez, you should just drink tea to lose weight, aru. It works really well!" China huffed. "I can sell you some..."
"Non, non. You just need to work off as much as you gain!" France said, a mischievous gleam in his eye. England shoved him aside.
The background music faded into a light tune with a few drums in the background. America started talking. Or rather, yelling.
"Now then, let's combine forces to solve the world's problems one by one!
Tell me, the hero, your ideas!
We can surely do it! We'll surely be okay!
Yes, we can!
Come on, you should all join us, with me!"
"Who turned this into a world meeting?" Romano huffed. "Stupid hamburger bastard."
As the instrumental faded out, America pumped his hand in the air and started singing again.
High and proudly
The flag waves, Oh!
Cross the borders
And bid your sadness good-bye!
America once again grinned at England, this time giving him a thumbs up. England sighed. "How immature," he mumbled. But there was a smile on his face.
HAMBURGER
Stuffed in your mouth
Come on! Everybody dancing!
((Washington D.C., D.C., Oh, oh!))
As the music in the background kept playing, America began to address the Allies, pointing to each one of them as he spoke.
"Now then, I'm going to announce everyone's assignment!
"Eh?" The Allies chorused. This wasn't World War II… There was no reason for assignments.
Let's see… first off,
England, I want you to be part of my chorus
"Bloody hell! It's your song, sing it yourself!" England huffed, turning away.
Next, France will be part of my chorus,
"Non, l'Amerique. My beautiful voice does not go well with your attempt at music," France sniffed.
And China will be part of my chorus!
"Aiyaaaa! No way! Do it yourself, ! I have other things to do!" China yelled, waving his arms around.
Eeh... Lastly, Russia has an important role to play:
Being part of my chorus!
That's all!
"America," Russia said. "Well, if we're all part of your chorus, then what are you going to be?"
Huh? What am I going to do?
That's a good question! Of course, I'm going to be the hero!"
Everyone facepalmed.
The background music suddenly stopped and America sang the final lines.
Washington D.C., D.C., Oh, oh!
THANK YOU!
Was it America's imagination? Or was England's cheeks just slightly pink? America grinned.
Then he had another "great idea". He ran over to the door and opened it.
"My song is awesomer than yours~" he sang, smirking at Prussia. Before the silver-haired nation could yell something back, he shut the door and ran back to the mic.
"HEY I'M EASILY A MILLION, NO A BILLION TIMES AWESOMER THAN YOU!" Prussia yelled. Denmark clapped him on the back.
America bit into his hamburger. He was sure Japan wouldn't mind. I mean, I waited the whole song. Good enough, right? He thought. The next song can wait.
A/N: Hong Kong is randomly here! :P Idk I thought he'd be the best suited to getting the nations' attention lol.
Lots and lots of USUK. To balance out the FRUK. Next thing u know imma end up putting FRUKUS in it (no i won't i swear)
I couldn't help but put some Revolutionary War feels in there. If there's a line that I think is feels-y (even slightly) there'll be feels/angst/whatever in the fic. Awkward moment when I don't like angst that much :P and yet I still write it.
HAMBURGER
what a reference to his next song. It'll be up tomorrow!
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Hasta la pasta! See ya tomorrow!