SORRY... again. My stupid iPad got stepped on. But I got a new one for Christmas, so this is, like, totally awesome! On with the chappie! (P.S. This chapter is full of references. Do not read while drinking something.)
61. Wish upon a star
It's not like Iggy anything against Falco. He just happened to see the blue falcon walking down the hall right when he got on the balcony.
"I wish..."
62. Wake up to something completely crazy that you did, then hit the reciptant with a frying pan
"My legs! My glorious legs! They're missing!" Falco shrieked... even though he still had his legs.
"They're right here," Iggy said. "Here, I'll demonstrate." Iggy then grabbed a frying pan from the kitchen and slapped Falco's legs with the pan.
"Oh, thanks! You're so kind!" Falco beamed. And this is how the Idiot Virus went around. When you got it, it lasted for a week.
63. Scream at someone in their sleep
Wii Fit Trainer, who, as we know, had read the Hunger Games, decided to pull a prank on her male counterpart.
"Shut up and eat your pear!"
64. Teach someone a life lesson
The male Wii Fit Trainer knew the saying, "Revenge is a bowl of ice cream." Actually, in this case, revenge was a pear. A large pear. A very large pear.
"HEY, YOU! STOP SHOVING THAT GIGANTIC PEAR IN THAT GIRL'S MOUTH!" Crazy Hand shouted from the monitor room. And with his voice, Kansas could hear it.
And this, reader, is why the male trainer will run at least 200 feet from a girl eating a pear.
65. Steal a family heirloom... from your fiancé
You know that ring Peach wears?
Yup. Actually, Mario stole it for the most un-heroic reason ever: to make money.
And people wonder why Marth's fandom nickname is Martha.
There actually was going to be another Hunger Games reference, which also included the Hetalia fandom. Jump on the bandwagon, eh?