The Good, The Bad, And The Pit?

I don't own anything except for Chris and Zack.

Hey Everybody! superzbigz here with another chapter!

Now I know that I said that I would update this after two weeks, but you guys should know better than to believe me! I'm always late when it comes to writing (and posting) these chapters!

So as an apology gift I wrote this five-thougsand word chapter for you guys! Hope you like it!

And now for shout-outs:

9.0 playa: I am so sorry! but life just gets to ya! And if you thought the last chapter was boss, this one actually has a boss fight in it!

SuperQuaserShade: Oh wow thanks! And (I can't believe I'm saying this) but yes, go ahead and send in your OC. Just Please don't make them a servant to/of Palutena!

Jmancman: I know! Josh is a fun character for me to type!

Guest: Thanks! and I will!

Alright now onto the fight I've been putting off for a long time: Pit and Alexander vs Josh! And I have to thank Jmancman and 9.0 playa for giving me two very distinct characters! They could both virtually create anything, which let my imagination go wild! So thank you!

And here you go:

Waterloo - Beach's Edge (Sounds of calm waves, and seagulls chirping)

The calm soothing sounds of waves were accompanied by the chirping of seagulls as a salty breeze of ocean air blew through the scattered palm-trees on the beach.

A Lone angle walked along Waterloo's Beach's Edge; a quite calming beach which only a few mortals would go to in order to get some private time on this beach. The lone angel walked along the shores of the beach singing, "Again today I will go soaring through the sky! My enemies, I'll dish 'em up in a stir-fry..." the angel kept singing and was completely unaware of his shadow visually gagging and covering it's ears when the angel wasn't looking. 'Seriously?' The shadow, Alexander, thought, 'Couldn't he sing something less annoying?' The angel, Pit, continued singing his victory song, while dangerously twirling his bow to the point that would've made Palutena have a heart attack. "Gracious goddess of light watches from up above!" Pit continued and ended with, "At dinnertime I always show the cook some love!"

Alexander, now regretting his terrible hiding place, thought to himself, 'Where the hell is Josh? He was right behind us when I hid in Pit's shadow!' Alexander's thought process was interrupted by Pit gasping in pure shock. 'That's probably him!' Alexander thought, 'Better get ready to...Oh you've got to be kidding me!' Alexander groaned as Pit raced up to the item that made him gasp.

His beloved, Floor-Icecream!

Pit picked up the frozen treat, and held it in his hands as if it was the most precious thing in the world, to him at least. Alexander mentally groaned to himself, having enough of Pit's antics he finally spoke in his mind, 'Hey! Listen!" Pit froze for a second and looked around him to make sure nobody was behind him or near him. Alexander quickly thought of a believable lie and continued, 'This is your conscious speaking.' Pit, confused, asked out-loud, "My conscience? Where have you been for the last twenty-eight years of my dangerous life?" Alexander sighed, 'That's not important... What is important, is the suddenly convenient floor-icecream being placed on this path you're walking, not melted, not touched by the seagulls, just laying there waiting for you.' Pit thought about it for a few seconds while Alexander continued, 'It's also important that we keep moving to avoid... trouble.'

Dismayed and in denial, Pit countered, "Well.. Maybe the universe isn't trying to kill me today and is giving me this floor-icecream as an apology gift!" Alexander sighed, trying to believe Pit's stupidity. While Pit was arguing with Alexander's voice in his head, Josh appeared in behind a bush, waiting for the perfect time to appear.

Sensing Josh's presence, Alexander stated, 'Pit! Eat the icecream cone!' Suspicious and confused Pit countered and asked, "First it's floor-icecream, and second why? You were just telling me not to eat the..." Alexander mentally screamed, 'Eat It!' Flinching, Pit almost dropped his beloved treat as he clutched his head. "Okay! Okay! I'll eat it! Calm Down!"

Just as Pit threw the floor-icecream into the air, the bushes rustled and parted with a swift figure soaring out of them. time seemed to slow dow as ocean blue eyes locked with blue eyes, as Josh flew over the surprised angel's head and ate the floor-icecream in one bite. "Oh! I'm sorry..." Josh apologized with extreme sarcasm, "Was that delicious, savory, ice-cold floor-icecream yours?" Pit was frozen in absolute shock as Alexander thought for him, 'Shit, there's Josh.' Pit asked out loud, still frozen in shock, "Who?"

Josh then took a bow as he pronounced, "My name's Josh, The God of Creation and Calamity, and may I say that floor-icecream was so savory and cold! Too bad you didn't get to eat it!" Alexander sighed and warned, 'Pit, listen to me! He's just trying to make you mad! Don't fall for his trick and just...' Alexander's advice was quickly ignored as Pit charged at the creation and calamity god with fury in his eyes.

(Kingdom Hearts DDD - All for one)

"Floor-IIICCCEEECCCRRREEEAAAMMM" Pit shouted while charging at Josh with ruby red aura surrounding him. Josh grinned as the enraged angle zoned in on him and started rapidly slashing at Josh, who looked totally unaffected by the barrage of slashes. 'Pit stop!' Alexander warned Pit, 'It's a decoy! You're standing in a trap!'

"Huh?" Pit stated as he saw "Josh" fall down, a accurately drawn troll face on the fake. The sand rumbled as a surprised Pit didn't have enough time to react to Josh launching out Ultima keyblade in his hand. 'Shit! Time to interfere!' Alexander thought as he took control of Pit's foot and launched it towards the god's face. Time seemed to slow down as Pit's darkened foot made contact with a still midair Josh. After the successful kick to the face, Alexander controlled Pit's free foot to follow up with a kick to the god's chest, sending Josh a few inches away.

Time resumed it's normal flow, as Josh quickly recovered from the kick and grabbed the fake him, swiping his keyblade over it making it heavier. Josh then threw his fake at Pit, hitting the aura and darkness filled angle skid back a few feet, while the fake ricocheted off of Pit's chest. Josh then grabbed his clone again and repeated the same thing he did before, this time zoning in on the skidding angle. Pit didn't have enough time to react to Josh grabbing him with one hand, as he was spun around and hit his head onto the clone sending it splashing into the ocean. Already getting motion sickness form the spinning and hitting the heavy clone on his head, Pit started to turn a little green.

Josh continued spinning quickly with Pit as Alexander gave Pit control over his legs again, offering, 'Pit, start spinning with the direction Josh is spinning you in. You should be able to break free!' Pit took alexander's advice and started to spin in the same direction Josh was. True enough, the angel broke free from the god's grasp. Okay now start spinning again and aim in Josh's direction. This time I'll help you!' Pit followed Alexander's advice and started to spin with his blades out, as an aura of darkness merged with his ruby red aura.

Josh saw the angel heading towards him and held up his own keyblade ready for the inevitable clash. The two of them clashed and spun around each other three times like human beyblades on the loose. The dark aura around Pit suddenly increased as the angel clashed with Josh three times, causing Josh to lose his momentum and slow down his spinning.

Pit clashed at the now spin-less god, sending Josh skidding back trying to recover his balance and his composure. Josh caught a quick glance at Pit finally noticing the dark aura around Pit and thought, 'Okay that darkness aura screams that pest of an angle, Alexander!' Josh scowled at this revelation and then noticed the ruby red aura and thought, But that other aura, it can't be! But it feels so close to Chris!' Josh shook his head as he saw the angle stop spinning, trying to regain balance.

Josh the smiled evilly as he thought, 'I know one thing he won't attack. Under Alexander's or Chris's influence!' Pit, still enraged with the ruby red aura overpowering the dark aura, charged at Josh, then suddenly stopped when the god swiped his keyblade in front of him, revealing someone Pit would never attack. "Palutena" stood in between Josh and the angel as she held up her staff in a scared and helpless way that stopped Pit's attack and made the ruby red aura vanish.

"Lady Palutena?" Pit asked, "What are you do..." Pit was interrupted by "Palutena's" staff to his gut while Alexander bashed, 'Idiot! Can't you see that it's a clone of Palutena?' Pit took a few steps back and thought back, 'But it looked so real!' Alexander sighed as he countered, 'Look, form now on any person or thing you see is made by Josh, okay?' Pit nodded in agreement and went to shoot the fake goddess of light only to have Josh swipe his keyblade over "Palutena" and change it into a clone of Dark Pit.

'Speaking of which what was that aura that influenced you for that short time?' Alexander asked Pit, who just dodged a punch from his "brother". Pit stood still and thought, 'Wait? What aura? I had an aura around me?' The Dark Pit clone interrupted Pit's thought process delivering a flying knee to the ribs. Swinging his Ultima keyblade over "Dark Pit", Josh created a Cragalanche clone to butt smash Pit into the ground.

Pit quickly recovered as he saw the god swipe his keyblade over "Cragalanche" and created a Thanatos clone. Neither Pit or Alexander were prepared for "Thanatos" to pit off his pants, revealing horrifyingly untold secrets of death. "Holy Palutena!" Pit cried out trying to block the sight while alexander muttered, 'I'm going to need a therapist after this.' While the angel (and his "conscious") were flashed by "Thanatos", Josh charged up some energy to create a more powerful clone. After about thirty seconds of looking at "Thanatos" Alexander finally commanded, 'Just shoot it already!' Pit snapped out of his state of shock shooting "Thanatos" in the face, giving Josh enough time to swipe his keyblade over his dead clone and create a silver hedgehog.

Pit charged at the silver hedgehog in full throttle until Alexander intervened, 'Wait! Don't attack him directly! Or else he...' Alexander couldn't finish his sentence as the silver hedgehog said one of the most infamous lines in the history of the franchise he came from, "IT'S NO USE!" (A/N: I. Hate. That. Line.) A neon blue color surrounded Pit as he felt himself suspended in mid air. Then angel was slammed twice into the same crater that "Cragalanche" had created, until Josh swiped his keyblade over the silver hedgehog.

Josh swapped the silver hedgehog for a Arlon clone, which kicked Pit three times, finishing it off with a blast of lunar light. Pit was blasted away from "Arlon"'s attacks until Alexander came in his head again and exclaimed, 'You're getting your ass kicked! Look sit tight and watch how to fight Josh alright?' Pit quickly recovered as Josh laughed with amusement, "What's wrong Pit?" the god taunted, "Do you want to warm-up first?"

(Alexander's theme) - (Kid Icarus Uprising - Thunder Cloud Temple)

"No thanks! I'm good! I'm just getting started!" Pit replied with another deep cold voice that wasn't his. Josh, angered with the interference stated, "Irritating pest! Come out and show your-self!" Pit saw his shadow shrug as he followed it's movement while his mouth freely moved saying, "Okay. As you wish!" Pit was awestricken as he saw a tall older teen with black hair with a bang that covered his right silvery eye, with two scars on as his left eye was fine, rise up from his shadow. He was wearing a Black hooded coat made of darkness over a skintight black sleeveless shirt, and was wearing black jeans with black combat boots. The thing that caught Pit off guard, was the man's pair of demonic-like wings that were five-feet long

The older teen then took a bow in front of Pit stating, "Names Alexander! Nice to meet you in person, Pit!" the light angel nodded in acknowledgement, as Josh cringed with anger with the dark angel's name. "Alexander! Why do you always show up at the worst times!" Josh exclaimed as he pointed his keyblade at him, commanding "Arlon" to attack him.

Before "Arlon" could even take a step toward the angels, dashed at Josh with break necking speeds, almost as if he had teleported right in front of him. The god didn't have enough time to react to the sudden boot-to-the-head from the dark angel's round house, as he was sent skidding back a little. After Josh recovered he saw "Arlon" standing in pain as the dark angel was holding a samurai blade and sheathe made of darkness. Alexander sheathed the dark blade as "Arlon" was vertically cut in half by streak of a black slash.

Alexander dispersed of the blade and sheathe as he dashed towards Josh, who was fully recovered form the round-house. Josh swung his ultima keyblade downwards, forcing Alexander to side-step out of harm's way. The dark angel gave a high kick to the god launching him into the air as he jumped back and formed darkness into his hands. Out of the darkness came a dark broad-sword as big as the ultima keyblade as Alexander dashed towards Josh.

Josh now fully regained his senses blocked the dark angel's attacks in mid air as he flipped himself right-side-up in midair. Josh dove towards Alexander as Alexander dashed upwards to Josh, they both met in midair creating a mini shockwave around them. The two blade wielders dashed away from each other as they landed a few yards away.

Pit was staring in awestruck in the sidelines as he saw the two opponents dash towards each other again. Josh created multiple people/things to try and attack/defend from Alexander, while the dark angel created weapons form darkness to counter/attack/defend Josh's creations.

'And I thought that this was going to be a easy mission' Pit thought to himself as he sat down on the sandy beach and watch the dark angel and god go at it.

Waterloo - Nearby Beach Shore (chthonic - Float Island Remix)

Bubbles disturbed the ocean's calm waves as a a figure carrying another figure flew out of the water.

Zack gasped the minute he hit the surface of the water carrying a unconscious Fotis. "Well that was fun!" Zack sarcastically said as he dropped Fotis onto the warm sand. The god then held up his fingers to Fotis's neck checking for a pulse. After checking for about three seconds Zack found it and then contemplated on what his next action should be. 'I could always bring him back to Boreas and have him take care of it.' Zack thought until he shook his head stating, 'Man I have got to stop being lazy, I'll just revive him now!'

Zack flipped the wind angle onto his stomach stating, "You better wake up after this! This is the last of my powers until I start face-planting every time I walk!" The god then snapped his fingers making a mini clock appear over Fotis. The clock's hands spun rapidly around as Fotis suddenly jerked and coughed up some sea-salt water. Getting done with his coughing fit, the wind angle then looked around and met eyes with a bored Zack.

The first words to come out of his mouth were, "Uhg... What the hell happened to me?" Zack sighed as he explained, "You fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book! The fake treasure chest prank." Fotis shook his head, getting some of the water out of his brown hair, and threatened, "If it was you that pulled it off then prepare to..." The wind angle was just starting to bring out his Hedgehog claws until he was frozen in place by Zack pointing his finger at him. "Look if it was me I would've at least given you the decency to know who pulled it." Zack explained as he saw Fotis sigh in impatience and demanded, "Out with it! Who did it already!?"

Zack chuckled as he let the wind angel's flow of time resume and answered, "The god of Creation and Calamity; Josh." Fotis graoned at the name of the god and complained, "Ah great! He's back? I thought he disappeared after..." Zack cut Fotis's rant short stating, "Look! Now isn't the time to complain. Pit is fighting Josh right now! And last time I checked Josh is somewhere within this beach area."

Fotis scoffed at this remark stating, "So what? Pit's beaten a ton of gods before! How much different can Josh be from the rest?" Zack sighed as he countered, "Josh can create fake people and things, and we all know how easy it is to fool Pit right?" The wind angel nodded as Zack continued, "And the fact that Pit has always had Palutena or Viridi there to help him out during a fight. This time he has neither." Fotis again nodded stating, "Okay fine we'll help Pit! just stop stating the facts!"

The duo then heard foot steps approaching them as finished up their conversation. Both turned around to see a panting Magnus and Gaol; with Magnus muttering 'damm chest with legs' while Gaol muttered something along the lines of 'so tired' and 'so many chest'. Zack chuckled, stating, "I guess you found all the fake chest?" Magnus nodded and replied, "And I see you found the angel." Zack nodded as Gaol stated, "What now?"

"Now we go meet up with Pit. Palutena sent him to come and get us, because I'm exhausted and can't communicate with anyone telepathically." Zack simply stated. Fotis steeped in front of everyone stating, "So what are we waiting for? Let's go!" Everyone else nodded as they ran towards the sound of fighting.

Waterloo - Beach's Edge (Kingdom Hearts DDD - All for one)

Alexander and Josh leapt away form each other after their intense fight, while Pit stood on the sidelines and just watched regaining his energy. "You've improved" Josh commentated as he got out of his fighting stance. Alexander was still in his stating, "Flattery will get you no where, Josh!" Josh chuckled evilly as he looked towards Pit and stated, "But it's going to take more than that to beat me!"

Josh dashed towards Pit only to be intercepted by the ever-so-speedy Alexander. The dark angel formed a sword of darkness again as he rapidly clashed with Josh in a endless clash. Josh, still locked with Alexander in the clash, looked over to his right to see Pit slide up and start to rapidly fire arrows at him. Josh summoned one of his giant blue playing cards to protect from Pit's barrage of arrows.

'Well this is fair!" Josh thought in his head as he blocked attacks form both angels. 'Gotta level the playing field!' Josh then came up with an idea as he swiped his keyblade when he had a free moment form the dark angel's clashes. Out of that one swipe came one of the most annoying, sinister, high-pitched, and evil thing was created from Josh.

"Hi I'm Omochao! Let me be your guide!" Alexander grunted as Josh smirked, as Omochao started to repeat useless information like; "Press the A button to jump! You need air to breathe! The sun is bright! Winter is cold! Birds are animals! Grass is green! Everybody loves me!" Pit slowly going insane by listening to the blue robot stopped firing at Josh, and shot a charged shot at Omochao.

"I'm not bad!" Omochao stated as he seemed unaffected by the shot. Pit shot it again, while the dark angel and god were still at their clash, this time stating, "Don't forget to hit the review button after reading this chapter" Pit groaned as he shot the torture device again, this time it started to malfunction singing, "Friday! Friday! Gotta get down, it's Friday!" Pit quickly shot it again, trying to make it stop singing. "It's over NINE-THOUSAND!" Omochao yelled, getting confusion from Pit who still never the less shot it.

Finally, the cursed object while flying in between Josh and Alexanders clash without getting hit, asked, "Am I annoying you?" Pit took in a deep breathe then shouted out, "YES!" Omochao seemingly shrugged as he replied, "Okay!" Pit (And Alexander) thought it was done until it said, "ACTIVATING SELF DESTRUCTION NOW!"All three of the fighters shouted out in fear as Omochao suddenly blew up creating a huge explosion.

After the explosion cleared up, Pit and Alexander landed on one side of the crater and Josh landed form the other. All three of them quickly recovered as they stared down each other on the opposite side. Josh finally noticed that he didn't have a keyblade and was searching around for it until it came out of the sky and landed closer to him, than it did to the two angels.

Josh laughed as he picked up his keyblade and held up to the sky, that is until Alexander zoomed up to him and shouldered him in the gut, causing him to go flying back while dropping his keyblade. The dark angel grabbed the Ultima keyblade and swiped it over himself, giving him a overwhelming presence of darkness. Alexander then tossed the keyblade to Pit stating, "Here! Swipe this over yourself and power yourself up!"

Pit nodded and quickly thought of what he wanted to power up to. With one swipe Pit was adorned in a fake three sacred treasures armor. Even though it was fake, it still made Pit powerful. Josh finally recovered from the gut-to-shoulder attack form Alexander and looked up to see both angels staring at Josh with their power up's on them.

(Music stop)

"Oh shit." Was All Josh was able to get out as Alexander and Pit grabbed him. "This is gonna hurt!" Alexander sadistically exclaimed as he made the area around the three of them pitch black. All that was heard from the darkness was the sounds of blast, cuts, and pounding, and Josh's screaming as the noise continued to go on until they suddenly stopped when the darkness cleared up.

When both angels could finally see, their power ups wore off giving them full view of what they did to Josh. Both angles were shocked to see that "Josh" was as thin as paper laying down on the ground with a troll face on his face. "Dammit!" Alexander cursed, "It's another clone!" Pit then perked up and asked him, "So where is the real one?"

(Josh's Theme) - (Pokemon: Black and White - Main theme)

"Right behind you!" Josh's voice shouted behind the angels. Both angels looked up to see Josh standing on top of a coconut tree casually sitting there. The god then stood up and summoned back his Ultima keyblade which Pit carelessly left on the ground. "I will admit..." Josh started, "You two gave me a work out I didn't expect!" Pit tilted his head while Alexander grunted. "But I think it's time I ended this fight!" Josh then held his keyblade up as energy started to form at the tip of the blade.

"Ragnarok!" Josh shouted as beams of light shot out of his keyblade and homed in on the two angels as they did nothing but stand there and tried to put up their defenses. Just as the lights were about to make impact with the angels they were suddenly blown back and reversed, their aim now was their master; Josh.

Josh barely had enough time to dodge the lights as they destroyed the palm tree he was standing on. "Who the hell!?" josh asked as he saw Zack walk into the battle field. "Hey Josh! What's up?" Josh face-palmed and sighed as he looked behind Zack to see Fotis giving him a death glare and Magnus and Gaol curiously looking around the one nice beach.

Alexander and Pit looked at their reinforcements, Pit smiled at his friends while Alexander was giving the death glare to Zack. Zack, avoiding the dark angels glare asked Pit, "Need some help?" Pit nodded with anticipation stating, "Yeah with all of you here this should be easy!" as he and everyone else got into a battle stance facing Josh, who was still standing on the palm tree. The god of creation and calamity sighed as he looked at the six people who wanted to fight him.

Josh suddenly smirked as he dismissed his keyblade and then took out a normal sized blue playing card. Josh threw the card at Pit stating, "Sorry Pit but I'm a litlle worn out form dealing with you and Alexander over there! If you wanna continue this fight come and find me in my brand new casino!" Josh then held out his hand and opened a portal of swirling dark blue and white. Every one else dismissed their weapons as they saw Josh walk towards his portal adding, "Be sure to bring friends!"

(Music Stop)

"Well that was anticlimactic!" Fotis exclaimed as he turned to Pit, asking, "You okay?" Pit nodded stating, "Yeah I'm fine1 I would've had a harder time with Josh, but thanks to Alexanders's help I'm just fine!" Everyone turned their attention to the dark angel and were shocked to see what he was doing.

Alexander was now holding up two blades of darkness to Zack's neck saying, "Chris... It's about time we met again! That last fight! You humiliated me and left me for dead! now It's time I returned the favor!" Unfazed, Zack calmly spoke, "If I was Chris, I would've started to fight you right now, and besides if he beat you last time, what makes you think that you can beat him now!?" Alexander grunted as he held the blades closer to the time and space god's neck. Zack continued, "and If you think Chris made a fool of you back in the past, I'm going to make you look like Thanatos in front of everybody!"

Zack was starting to reach for his sabers until Gaol intervened saying, "Look now's not the time or place to fight each other okay? Let's just go to what we originally came here for okay?" Zack sighed as he put away his sabers, while Alexander cautiously dispersed of his blades, still wary of Zack. Pit, trying to break the tension stated, "Hey Alexander, Wanna come with us you and I are still a little sore from that fight!"

Alexander sighed as he thought of his choices. One he could go off alone and try to heal by himself, which takes longer then necessary. Or two he could go with Pit and heal fully and quickly while he still has one friend he can trust in case "Chris" attacked him. Choosing the latter, the dark angel answered, "Sure it's not like I'm in a rush." Pit grinned with happiness as he looked at Zack with pleading eyes.

Zack now realizing the eyes stated, "Okay! Okay! We'll go! Jeez! Keep your toga on!" Everybody, minus Alexander got close to Zack as he snapped his fingers teleporting them all up into Skyworld.

Casino Security Room (sounds of monitors working/running/beeping)

Josh looked at the camera of his new casino looking for some one or something to appear as a figure behind him sat tied up and bond by magic rope.

The figure was a women in her mid twenties, with elbow-length white hair and cool black eyes, and was wearing a white dress.

Josh started the conversation off, "So Yuki, mind telling me what you were doing here?" The women known as yuki gave Josh a death-glare and replied, "Just stopping your schemes as usual." Josh smirked fake innocence as he replied, "Me? Scheme! Oh how funny you're such the joker!" Yuki once again gave Josh a death-glare this time making everything around, minus the rope, encase in ice.

Josh then wagged his finger in front of her face like Sonic The Hedgehog. "Ah! Ah! Ah!" Josh taunted, "You not escaping that easily goddess of snow and ice, all that I gotta do now is find your 'daughters' and It'll be one big happy family reunion!" Josh finished laughing on the last part of the taunt. "As of right now, i know that they're outside just waiting for a chance to come in and save you but I can't let that happen! It would ruin the surprise I have for Zack and Alexander, and we can't let that happen now can we!"

Josh laughed evilly as Yuki looked down in sadness thinking, 'Ariana, Mitsuru, stay safe, please!'

zZz

All right This is done! It only took two months but I did it!

Not only is that fight done but we're introduced to some more OCs!

Now next chapters is a touchy subject so I'll tell it to you guys in a update chapter I'm going to do in about two days or less.

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For Now Peace!

~superzbigz