Hey everyone with Wi-Fi! Kat here, with Issy's chappie. Sorry it's been a while, I've been sorta addicted to Doctor Who (British aliens, cute guys, time travel, and other crap that's awe-tastic) and my internet keeps spazzing out.
"Kat? Ka-at. KAT!" Jack said, poking her. Kat slapped him, and the Great Jack Frost almost fell off his horse. "Ow! Why d'you do that for!"
"Yes?" She asked innocently, and batted her eyelashes.
"Why did you say neigh instead of now in the last chapter?"
She tapped her chin playfully and shrugged. "I dunno. Why are you still alive?"
"Because I'm supposed to fall in love with you somehow. I don't think that's scientifically possible."
Kat batted her eyelashes OOC-ly.
Jack shivered and scooted away from her…. And fell of a fat, unmoving Arion in the process.
"Stop scaring Red!" An unrecognizable voice squeaked. Jack moved away from a psychopathic Kat and toward the bush.
Jack peered over the large bush, and saw North stomping his feet. "I told you to stop-" his voice squeaked, and soon he was talking in a high-pitch tone. "STOP SCARING RED, PIPER!"
Jack burst out in laughter.
"Oh, look, an oxymoron!" Issy said, and looked at the words out in. "See what I did there, Kat?"
Kat giggled.
"What's so funny?!" North asked, his voice still sounding… strange. "What's so funny, huh? You want a piece of me?!" As he kept talking, he began to shrink. "I'll get you, Frost!"
"Hey, isn't that supposed to be Pitch's line?"
All eyes turned to Kat, who walked up behind the bush. "SHUDDUP!"
Piper began to cry her eyes out.
"Hey, are we still at war?" Issy asked Kat.
Kat maniacally grinned.
Issy face palmed. "Oh. Yeah. And I'm supposed to be the crazy one."
"Jack Frost, mark my words-" North dramatically raised a fist. "LINE!"
Baby Zia looked down at North. "Can I help you kill him?"
Wait, Baby Zia?
Superman dropped the Super Brats on Piper's head. "Nobody loves me anymore!"
"Now," Supes stated, ignoring Pipes, "you made a major mistake in letting me babysit. I-"
"MAJOR MISTAKE HADES'S um, UNDERPANTS!" Issy shouted.
A roust of yells erupted from the group.
"Now, now," Clark said, "Conner's not my son-"
"GET 'EM, BOYS!" Issy yelled. Superman let out a super-fart in fear, which surrounded the babies. Everyone else gagged.
"Evacuate! E-va…." Issy gagged. "Kat! Go on without me!"
Kat coughed. "BUT MY BABIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
They both fainted, and Jack looked at them. "Yup. I have no idea how I'm supposed to fall in love with you." He shrugged. "I'm going back to my fandom."
He turned and tried to teleport to his fandom, but Kat held a remote control with a big red button on it.
"KAT!" Issy yelled, and reached an arm out. "KAT! DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON!"
Guess what Kat did?