WAZZA! So today is my last day of freedom:( yup tomorrow school starts. That shouldn't mess up my update scheldule, the update will either come very very early or pretty late. Actually I might change my dates to Mondays and Thursdays because school doesn't start until 8:30 on Thursdays. So I'll let you know, tell me what you would think of that, I'm not quite sure if I am changing it yet.

This chapter is dedicated to: Crazygurl5and11, Guest, BTRlover98, cvsccrgrl22, jug, and Glamourgal17. It was Katie in Big Time Concert.

Disclaimer: Me no own BTR

Chapter 12: Aardvarks and I spy

(In the car again)

(Katie POV)

I got in the BTR Mobile, and realized Kendall was right, the BTR Mobile was awesome. With our luggage in the trunk, Logan driving, James in the front seat, Carlos in the back seat behind Logan and Kendall in the seat behind James. The only seat that was left was the middle so I was pushed up against Kendall not that I minded of course. I smiled at the memories of last night; each boy had given me something. From Logan I got a book that he wrote called: How to Survive Our Crazy Family, I planned to read it on the way back to LA. From James I got a comb, of course. It was a very nice comb though, it was purple, with KATIE stenciled on in blue rhinestones. I also got a matching mirror from him. It would be great to use for spying, since it could bend down the middle. I planned to use that as soon as possible. From Carlos I got a drawing. It was of him, Logan, James, Kendall, and me standing outside of an apartment that was called 2J. I assumed that's where the boy's lived. Kendall's gift might have been my favorite. It was a lamb, like the one that he gave me when I was born, but this one was a soft pink with my name hand stitched into it in loopy blue writing, so it looked something like this: KATIE. The lamb was in my arms now and Dreamer was sleeping on my feet. It was going to be a good trip. Logan began the drive back to LA, as Carlos watched a movie. Kendall hummed along to his IPod; James tapped a beat on his leg, talking to Logan about something. I pulled out the book Logan gave to me and started on the first chapter which was titled Introduction. In total there were nine chapters. First the introduction, then one for Kendall, the next for James, then Carlos, and Logan, one for my mom, Gustavo (I think that's their manager), the next for Kelly (The managers assistant I think that's what I read on some website), then the last chapter for the Palm Woods residents (That's where they lived or so they had said).

Well as you know you're moving into the Knight-Diamond-Garcia-Mitchell family. So I thought I'd give you some helpful tips on how to survive our mayhem. I laughed at the introduction, wanting to read it over and over but also wanting to advance in the book. I finally flipped to Kendall's chapter. Basically it said that Kendall was really excited that I was coming back and things like that. At the end of the chapter there were fun facts.

1. Kendall is a master planner

2. Kendall starts all the arguments

3. Kendall is over protective over everyone

4. Kendall loves to sing but is always making fun of Gustavo

5. Kendall knows how to annoy everyone so beware!

I laughed and nudged Kendall who took out his ear bud so he could hear me. "Is this true?" I giggled tapping the fun facts.

Kendall skimmed over the five facts and grimaced, "Logan! I have some objections to your book!"

"So it is true?" I giggle again.

My brother took my book and said, "Okay, your done reading this!" and he slipped it into the trunk. I frowned at him until he slipped one of his ear buds in my ear, and put his arm around me. I dozed off around six last night and when I opened my eyes the boy who had his arm around me wasn't Kendall, it was James. I was on his lap, what the heck?

"James? Why am I in your lap?" I asked the hazel eyed boy who was looking down at me.

"So Kendall could keep an eye on you while he was driving," He yawned and gestured to my brother who was behind the wheel. It was four in the morning; we had been in the car since noon yesterday, with only three short breaks.

"I've been asleep for ten hours?!" I yelped careful not to wake the two snoring boys in the back of the car.

"Yup, pretty much, but so have I there about," James grimaced and put his feet on the dash board, and turned on the radio. Kendall sighed at him and turned it down.

Kendall turned to me, "Katie, just go back to sleep, we'll be home in four hours," his voice was soothing making me want to fall asleep but I refused.

"No," I told him.

"Katie," His voice was stern. "Please go to sleep."

"Kendall, I don't want to!" I said.

"Katie, sleep now!" His head turned to me, his green eyes crackling with anger and determination.

It scared me so much I gave in, "Fine, good night Kendall."

"Night baby sister," Was the last thing I heard before I fell asleep.

At 8:37, we pulled into some restaurant to have breakfast I guess. I was happy to get out of the car for a while even if that meant we wouldn't be back to the apartment in a few more hours. I was dying to see what the apartment looked like, knowing the guys, probably crazy. Breakfast was pretty low key, James was arguing with Kendall about something while Logan, Carlos, and I played hang man on the place mats. Chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast completed the meal, it was perfect. I ended up winning hang man every time using words that no one knew, or the most unusual sentences I could think of. Right now my sentence was "Oh no! My uvula is stuck in between these aardvarks pink finger nails!" But the board said, Oh no! M s!

I was about to win, I had drawn everything, so they had one guess to crack the code but I doubted anyone could crack that code! I mean come on!

"Well Logie? Do you have a guess?" I grinned.

"I have a guess! I have a guess!" Carlos screeched.

"Carlos? What is it?" I knew I had won for sure since Carlos was guessing.

"OH NO! MY UVULA IS STUCK IN BETWEEN THESE AADVARKS PINK FINGER NAILS!" He yelped. Logan faced palmed and my mouth fell open.

"Carlos that's an awful guess," Logan said disappointed in his best friend.

"But he's right!" I said still wondering how he had gotten that.

"Katie! What kind of puzzle is that?!" Logan yelled at me.

"Well I thought it was a good one!" I grumped slumping down in my seat, defeated.

Kendall leaned over, "What was the puzzle?"

"Oh no! My uvula is stuck in between these aardvarks pink finger nails!" All three of us muttered together.

Kendall shook his head as we got up to leave. Carlos insisted on playing a game in the car. I agreed to play Ispy with him, James and Logan agreed too, since Kendall was still driving.

"Okay Carlos, this one's for you, Ispy with my little eye something that is blue," James said. I knew it right away Dreamer's collar.

"The sky?" The raven haired boy guessed.

"For the hundred and twelfth time, and yes I have been counting, it has to be in the car!" Logan yelled losing his patience.

"Oh, James' bandanna?" Sure enough James was wearing a blue bandanna.

"No Carlos, I have to be able to see it! It's on my head, I can't see something that's on my head," James growled, maybe playing Ispy wasn't a good idea.

"Carlos why don't you try looking down?" I suggested.

"Is it the stitching on the lamb?"

"No," We all shook our heads.

"Is it the rhinestones on Katie's comb?"

"No," We all answered yet again.

"Is it the rhinestones on the mirror?" He asked.

"Oh my freaking god! It's Dreamer's collar!" Logan exploded.

"I'd say that's more of an indigo," The Latino said thoughtfully.

"Carlos it's your turn," I sighed.

"Ispy with my brown eye something that is the color of blue," Carlos never got the words right.

"It's the rhinestones on the comb," We all droned.

"Yes, but which rhinestone?" Carlos bounced up and down in his seat, while the rest of us face palmed.

"Okay," Kendall said. "We're here!" We all shot up out of the car, grabbed our luggage and rushed to the hotel.

As soon I entered a manager walked up to Kendall, "Oh look, devil boy found his sister!"

"Nice to see you too Mr. Bitters," Kendall grinned moving on. We got into the elevators and this time when Carlos yelled for us to elevate a little higher, it actually made sense. 2J was going to be my new home; I excitedly bounced as Kendall pushed open the door. I looked inside and discovered I was right. The neon orange couch, the toys in the corner, and the yellow swirly slide screamed crazy, and it definitely fit my brothers.

"Would you like to see your room?" Kendall asked taking my arm leading me down the hallway telling me whose room is whose. My room was right next to Logan and Kendall's, cool. I grinned when I walked into my room, it had purple walls, a blue comforter on the bed, a blue rug, and blue furniture. The furniture was basically a small couch, a dresser, a desk, and a mirror. It was a small room, but nice.

"It's perfect Kendall," I smiled. "Thank you big brother."

He smiled and squeezed my shoulders, "You're welcome baby sister."

Yay! Chapter 12 done! Keep a look out for Chapter unlucky 13 Hit and Run. These guys are going to get in some big time trouble. That's all for now! XOXO ~Tay

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