Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto for the 13th time!

Sasuke's POV:

"SAKURA!" Was all that could be heard at the moment. Could we ever have a peacful moment anymore? Karin stormed over to Sakura and shouted in her face.

"Karin what did you do to the Kyuubi?" Sakura asked.

"I beat him up you bitch for throwing me off the waterfall-"

"You inflicted damage on the Kyuubi?" Juugo asked.

"Yes! It was easy and the Abyss was not- I sense chakra. Three people. Seem like Kohona fools."

"Excuse me!" Sakura shouted. God I can not get a peacful night can I? A few minutes later...

"Sakura is that you? We are here to rescue you!" A man in a green jumpsuit said. I groaned Lee? Him!?

"Finally! We searched the whole fucking forest nine times!" Kiba panted.

"Kiba shut up and lets just finish the mission." Neji said.

Hey wasn't Neji the first person inside of Sakura?

Yea...

I say we beat him to a bloody pulp!

I was about to until Kiba interupted me.

"Wait I sense 4 males on your team and 2 girls. I only see 3 males and 2 girls...." Kiba said. I looked at Sakura. Her eyes were big.

"Yes!" I shouted.

"Oh shut it Uchiha!" Sakura said.

"Am I missing something?" Karin asked. Juug and Suigetsu were laughing so hard they were on the ground.

"Who else did you kidnap?" Neji asked.

"I didn't kidnap anyone else..." I said.

"Well why do I sense 4 males?" Kiba asked.

"Because I created that one...." I smirked. Sakura crossed her arms mubbling something about me. Neji, Kiba, and Lee's mouth were wide open.

"You have tainted my beautiful flower first!" Lee cried.

"Well no I beat him to that." Neji said.

"But I got the kid." I teased. Neji copied Sakura and also mubbled shit about me.

"Man thats just..... wrong...." Kiba said. "She is only like 18!"

"So its legal to fuck her..." I said. Kiba had a disgusted look on his face.

"Well it was a great reunion now hand over Sakura." Neji said.

"I rather not. She has my kid right now and I know you guys are going to try and kill it." I said. I stood infront of Sakura. "Juugo, Suigetsu hold them off. I'll get Sakura somewereelse." They both nodded and stood up.

"Finally some excitement!" Suigetsu said. He pulled out his huge sword.

"Karin I want you to stay here and report back to me in 5 minutes." I said. Karin smiled and nodded. Scary. I picked Sakura up only I didn't throw her over my shoulder. That would hurt the baby. I ran atleast 5 miles from the area and stopped at another hotel.

"Can I help you?" The lady at the counter asked specficly(sp??) me.

"Yea I need one room." I said.

"No way! I am not sleeping with you!" Sakurasaid. I covered her mouth with my hand.

"Wives you gotta love them!" I smiled. Then women gave us a key with a note slipped into it. Her phone number.. Sakura bit down on my hand. "Dammit!" I shouted. I brought upstairs to the room and placed Sakura on the bed. She just glared at me.

"So what are we going to name him?" I teased. She just ignored me and went under the covers. "Sakura don't ignore me." I warned her. "I can make sure Kiba senses 5 boys."

"That threat is getting old!" Sakura shouted. I sighed.

"Can you just pretend to love me?" I asked. "Oh wait I know you still love me."

"No I do not!" Sakura blushed.

"Do to!"

"Do not!"

"Do to!"

"Do no-" Sakura got up and ran to the bathroom. After she was done puking she came back out. "God I hate you."

"Yet thats why you love me.." I said laying back on the bed. She fussed and laid down again. I wrapped my arms around her stomach and massaged it. "So when do you want to become a Uchiha?"

"Never."

"Well your going to have to sometime. The kid is a Uchiha." I stated. She just huffed a bit. "Why do you have to be so difficult?" I asked.

"Because you don't love me. You just want babies off of me. Everyone does." Sakura sighed.

"I fucking love you! Do you think I would have gotten you pregnant because I didn't love you? I have fucked millions of girls but never have I actually cummedinside of them!" I shouted at her. She started to cry. Dammit! "Whats wrong?" I whispered in her ear. I was trying to be calm with her.

"You don't have to love someone to get them pregnant. The same thing happened to my mom. She got drunk and had me. I was accidental!" She cried.

"How? Your parents seem pretty inlove to me."

"Well my mom is my step mom!"

"Then whos your real mom?"

"Tsunade."

DAMMIT!!!!!

Prepare to have your balls cut off!

Why do I always fuck the girls with insane mothers?

I dunno but its pretty funny. Know that you got her pregnant and the Kohona freaks are going to tell her.... You screwed man!

No!!!!!!

"Sasuke?" Sakura asked.

"Yea."

"I guess I do love you." I flipped her over so she was forced to look at me.

"Well I know I love you." I said sternly. She began to cry again. What did I do?!?!

"I'm sorry I doubted you..." She hugged me. I like emotions!

"So are you ready to become a Uchiha?"

"Yes..."

"Well one warning. What I will give you isn't a ring. Its a little more permanent... But when I give it to you, you have to be calm and you can't go back to Kohona." I warned her.

"Fine.." She fussed. I then summond snakes. Five althoughter. Four of them held her arms and legs down and one was going to do the work. "S-Sasuke what are y-you doing?" She asked.

"Shhh. Just relax..." I stroked her hair. The snake went to her stomach and bit her. I put my finger in her mouth for her to bit down on something. Yea big mistake because DAMN that hurt. Then the snake detached itself. She released my finger and I craddled it.

"What did you do?" She shouted.

"Gave you a mark." I pulled up her shirt and pointed at a spot below her navel. She screamed.

"You gave me the curse mark!!"

"Well not really, its more of a tatto if anything. It won't give you huge chakra spikes small ones at most." I reasured her. "Plus the kid gets on too!" I grabbed my neck.

"My baby is going to be power hungry!" She screamed. I was now fearing for my life. A Uchiha was actually afraid of a girl. She sighed and let go. "Your raising it." Well thats a huge relief. I'm not going to die tonight. I turned off the lights and fell asleep. Finally it was peacful!

"What a pathetic fool." My eyes shot open. I know that voice.

I think its pretty obivious who it is.... Anyways... For two seconds I actually thought of giving Sakura twins then I though it would sound to much like another story I wrote. If you want to read a story were she has twins read PREGNANT.