Chapter 13: The Ron Factor

"Correction Dr. D - the Kim Factor, with just a splash of Ron," said Ron.

"Oh Ron, that's so sweet," Kim added.

As Kim was in her room working on her homework, the Kimmunicator went off. Picking it up off her desk, she answered it and said, "What up Wade?"

"Hey Kim, got more data on the Ron Factor."

"Already heard from GJ, they say it's a non-factor. Now they're looking into the Rufus Factor."

"Hmm, interesting, but I still think there might be a little to the Ron Factor."

With a sparkle in her eyes, Kim replied, "More like the Kim Factor with a splash of Ron?"

Wade paused a moment due to Kim having an unexplained nostalgic tone in her voice. Putting that observation to the side for the moment, he continued. "Actually that's pretty close. It's not so much Ron being the reason, as much as that he's more of a contributing factor than I thought he would be."

With her curiosity peaked, Kim replied, "go on."

"In simplistic terms, an evil plot is basically an organized plan. Disruption of a plan leads to chaos and the plan becomes ineffective. Ron is the catalyst that leads down the path of chaos."

"So he brings in the chaos, that I then take advantage of."

"Pretty much. While sometimes the chaos allows the villains to get away, the plan is still stopped. I can't pinpoint how this works out in your favor more often than not. Theoretically, it should work both ways evenly, but it's substantially in your favor."

"I wouldn't worry about it too much. Ron's big headiness over it has passed, so things are pretty much back to normal."

That must explain the nostalgic mood earlier, thought Wade. "Okay, anything you need me to work on?"

"Not that I can think of. I am curious though, what did you need my dress size for last week?"

"A stealth suit."

"A stealth suit? With a dress size?" Kim asked with a confused look on her face.

"I asked for the size because I promised you that I would cut back on the privacy hunting hobby. You'll like it once I finish it. Trust me."

"Okay. Well, I need to get back to my homework. Thanks for the update Wade."

"You're welcome Kim. I'll keep you posted if anything comes up."

"Please and thank you. Later Wade," Kim said before she put the Kimmunicator down and got back to her homework.

"Ron?"

"Yeah Mom?" Ron replied as he walked into the living room.

"Your father got some extra time off for this year's vacation. We'll be heading to France."

"So when should Rufus and I be ready to leave?"

"In about a month. I'll let you know when we get a hotel reservation."

As Ron went into his room, he looked at the naked mole rat and said, "Hear that buddy, we're going to France. Booyah!"