Chap 13
Nov 7
Dear Sheldon,
I am back in detention. I am not happy. It's Saturday and instead of being out doing fun things I am sitting here in detention….Where is Judd Nelson when you need him?
And to answer your question, I walked backwards with my shirt on backwards and I didn't see a witch unless you count Mrs. Pickens yelling at us to stop spooking her chickens.
Don't ask me why I am in detention, I don't really feel like talking about it. I have to be here for a good month, every Saturday. I was planning on working on Saturdays at the Harvest Festival to make a few bucks, but now I am stuck here, and for what…gahhh never mind.
I thought we might do something, do you know the story about Flat Stanley? I am sure you do but if you do not know Flat Stanley was a little boy names Stanley Lambchop whose daddy gave him a bulletin board to hang pictures on, however during the night, the board fell on Stanley flattening him. He can now slip in and out of doors and can visit different places, just by being mailed. In the 4th grade we did a Flat Stanley project where we were all given a cutout of him and we had to mail it to a relative or friend and that person would take a picture of Stanley somewhere near where they lived, sort of like a postcard. You get me?
Well I think it would be a really cool idea if we played this game too, but ours wouldn't be Flat Stanley, you probably already saw in the envelope I sent you there is a cut out of Hello Kitty. I think it would be nice for you to take pictures with it at your school or when you go on an important lecture. That way it's like I am there with you. Whatya think?
If you want to play, send me something that you want me to take pictures with and we can collect all the pictures in an album, but I plan to put them on my walls with my other posters until they take up all my wall, because since I know you might invent time travel, who knows where your pictures may come from ;D hahaha
Well the warden is making rounds in here and its almost time to go clean the bleachers.
Talk to you soon,
Your friend always,
Penny
P.S. Sometimes I want to leap out of here too! Hurry up with the string theory Sam!
P.P.S. You would have made a handsome Batman….