A/N: So, for this chapter, I thought it would be funny if Tucker attempted to succeed at 'No Nut November'. That's it. That was the inspiration XD
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
Summary: A series of one-shots regarding some of the untold stories from our favorite gang in a canyon.
*Failed!*
Tucker was a man who liked to be…generous with affections when it came to the opposite sex. He loved women, almost as much as women hated him.
Mr. Aqua Bachelor of Blue Team was his nickname.
"Actually, it's Lord Bachelor McLonely Bitch," Tex interjected, looking over at the author as he typed on his laptop with an empty bottle of Jack Daniels lying on the ground next to him.
He looked up with an irritated sigh. "Tex! Stop breaking the fourth wall! Go back to having sex with Reach!"
"Wrong fic."
"Fuck you."
Anyway…
Tucker was trying very hard to succeed at something he read on the internet called, 'No Nut November'. It was when the participating party wasn't allowed to have an orgasm for an entire month.
Sounds pretty bad, right?
Well, Church and Tex thought it would be funny to bet Tucker twenty bucks that he couldn't do it. Seeing as Tucker refused to back down from a bet, he graciously accepted.
With disastrous (and really predictable) results.
Not even thirty minutes in, he spotted Sister naked doing yoga exercises.
And he came. All over the wall.
Not only did he lose twenty bucks, but he also had to spend the night cleaning up his own bodily fluids.
Not a pleasant way to spend an evening, especially when everyone else was getting shitfaced drunk with the author at a bar until morning.
A/N: I admit it. I'm fucking drunk. I honestly don't know what I'm doing, but fuck it.
See you soon!
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