Chapter 13 : Now here's THE secret . . .
Me : Hey Dey Do !
Lance : Yo !
Me : Hehehehehe . . . before I begin I just wanna say that this chapter maybe . . . errrrrr . . . A little insane you see , it's 11 p.m. and I spent my afternoon watching some Slayers episodes and I played 3 hours straight with my playstation . . .
Lance : You should go to bed . . .
Me : NEVER !!! Mwuhahahahahaha ! I'm gonna write this chapter !
Lance : . . . excuse her . . . she's a little . . .
Me : Crazy ? No ! I've simply became adicted to Kingdom Hearts that's all ! (such a good game , I swear!!!!!)
Lance : Stop promoting video games and get down to buissness !
Me : I'm going , I'm going . . .
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Kyle : So . . ?
Lyserg : "So" What ?
Wusai : What's Marco's big secret ?
Lyserg : Secret ?
Kyle : Stop being stupid ! There's some people here who wanna know !
Misai : Yeah ! people didn't wait an entire weak to read that Lyserg totaly forgot about what he was about to say !
Lyserg : . . .
Wusai : If ya don't talk in 10 seconds , you're dead my friend !
Lyserg : Well - -
Ed : ARGH ! GIVE ME MY "ICEBERG TOP" YA PINEAPLE FACE !
Lyserg : Huh !?
Marco : * giggling like a little girl* Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi ! Catch me if you can !
Kyle : What's the problem , Ed ?
Ed : That mud face stole my hat !
Kyle : Why would he do that ?
Ren : * raising his hand* oh ! oh ! I know why !
Kyle : Yes . . ?
Ren : 'cuz Marco hates ice or everything that looks like ice !
Ed : Why ?
Ren : Dunno ! you should ask Lyserg he IS his friend after all !
Teacher : Ren ? come here , we need you to do the scene when everybody thinks Jack is raping Rose !
Ren : 'Coming ! . . Well , I'm off !
In the corner of the class . . .
Misai : I hate to be mean with you , hon . . . But . . . TELL US MARCO'S SECRET OR WE'LL BURN YER BEAUTIFUL HAIR WITH THIS LIGHTER !
Lyserg ( tied up by the hands to the ceiling ) : Never !
Wusai : Why are you making such a big deal with this , I mean . . . last chapter you were about to tell us the secret . . .
Lyserg : Oh , yeah ? well , I'm just doing this to annoy the readers ! (A/N : evil , evil Lyserg !)
Wusai : Urrrrrrrrg ! yer gonna regret this little boy !!
Misai : * evil eyes* yes . . . your gonna suffer ! hehehehehehehe . . .
Wusai : . . .
Misai : What ?
Wusai : I know what you have on yer mind ya pervert !
Misai : What !? yer the one whose pervert ! I was not thinking about . . . okay maybe a little , but when it comes to Ren , you're the worst damn pervert ever !
Wusai : Hey ! it's not my fault if Jack's costume is sooooooo tight *dreamy eyes * !
Misai : You looked at his butt for two hours straight !
Wusai : Well , at least I'm attracted to someone that looks like a guy !
Misai : What do you mean !?
Lyserg : Hum . . . girls . . . could ya untie me ? it really hurts . . .
. . . Anyway let's check out on something really important : ME !
Kyle : I can't stand it anymore ! we've gotta get him out of here !
Ed : Well , if we scare him he'll probably run away . . .
Kyle : But how do we do that ?
Ed : Easy answer . . . * grabs something*
Kyle : Errrrrr . . . you wanna scare him with a wig ?
Ed : Just watch my friend . . . just watch . . . * putting the wig on*
Marco : Oooooooooo ! butterfly ! * Grabbing Yoh's fake . . . breast *
Yoh : Kyaaaaaaaaaa ! what are you doing you pervert !?
Ren : O.o
Yoh : Errrrrrr . . . I mean : Watch it ! you're gonna torn my dress !
Ren : O.o
Yoh : What !? stop looking at me like this !
Ren : . . .
Marco : Ooooooooooooo ! the little squirrel's back ! * grabbing Ren hair*
Ren : Hey ! quit it !
Ed : Behold : The all-mighty-all-handsome-all-hot-all-perfect : Hao !
Ren : . . . What is she doing ?
Marco : * screems like a girl* * holds Kyle* No ! no ! not you ! I don't like you ! you're mean , noooooooooo fluffy noooooooo !
Kyle : Help me !
Ed : Fluffy !?
::Poof::
Ren : Hum . . . he fell on the floor . . .
Yoh : What's with him ?
Kyle : Who cares ? we need a way to scare him so much that he would run away !
Ren : Well . . . he's afraid of ice . . .
Kyle : Horohoro ! * runs off*
Let's go back to THE corner . . .
Wusai : You're gonna tell us or what !?
Lyserg : I already said it : NEVER !
Wusai : Tell us we'll . . . force you to go out with Ed !
Misai : Hey ! I'm the one who wanna go out with him !
Wusai : Helloooooooo ! we're torturing him !
Misai : Oh ! yeah ! right ! TELL US ! or I'm gonna tickle you !
Lyserg : . . . NO !
In the toilet . . .
Kyle : Please pal . . . we need you !
Horohoro : * sob* Nobody needs me and nobody likes me I won't go out !
Kyle : Awwwwww ! c'mon we need ya to spook Marco !
Horohoro : Oh ! so now I'm a X-Laws spooker ? thank you very much !
Kyle : Aaaaaaaargh ! that's not what I meant !
In the class , a few minutes later . . .
Girl : Eeeeeek ! someone help Marco has gone crazy and took over Ed's iceberg costume !
Ed : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! my costume !
Boy : * kneels down* Don't cry we gotta be strong !
Yoh : Alright ! I had enough : Amidama --
Horohoro : Hold it right there !
Ren : Omigod ! it's . . .
Ed : Horo !
Yoh : Horo !
Horohoro : That's me all right and I'm here to defeat Marco ! Kororo ! let's do yer weakest ice attack !
Marco : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! * runs off*
Two minutes later . . .
Kyle : phew . . . now he's really gone !
Ed : Yep ! and yet another happy ending !
Misai : Now hold yer horses !
Wusai : We still wanna know Marco's secret !
Lyserg : 'k i'll tell you !
Misai/Wusai : What !?
Lyserg : Yeah , the chapter's finish , Now I can tell you . . .
Wusai : * grabbing Lyserg by the shirt* Well tell us !
Lyserg : Na . . . I changed my mind !
Misai : WHAT !?
Lyserg : Just kidding ! hehe your faces were too funny !
Wusai : Now , can we know ?
Lyserg : Okay here I go : When he was 12 , Marco had a pet turtle named Fluffy and he was really happy . But , one day , Hao came and killed his turtle by putting it in the freezer . From that day on , Marco wished to kill Hao , so he created the X-Laws . . . But has he was recruiting people he realized that their past was more dramatic than his so , he started to feel guitly . . . so guitly that he decided to take drugs . . . and that's about it . . . Happy now ?
Wusai : I was imagining a more exiting secret but . . . yeah . ..
Misai : 'guess so . . .
Ed : The end of the chapter people ! and what was the real moral of the story : secrets are not always interesting . . .
Me : Yep ! like Ed just said : The end !
Lance : We'll see ya next chapter !
Me : I'm gonna write it the sooner I can ! but for the moment I'll go take some sleep ! Bye !
Me : Hey Dey Do !
Lance : Yo !
Me : Hehehehehe . . . before I begin I just wanna say that this chapter maybe . . . errrrrr . . . A little insane you see , it's 11 p.m. and I spent my afternoon watching some Slayers episodes and I played 3 hours straight with my playstation . . .
Lance : You should go to bed . . .
Me : NEVER !!! Mwuhahahahahaha ! I'm gonna write this chapter !
Lance : . . . excuse her . . . she's a little . . .
Me : Crazy ? No ! I've simply became adicted to Kingdom Hearts that's all ! (such a good game , I swear!!!!!)
Lance : Stop promoting video games and get down to buissness !
Me : I'm going , I'm going . . .
*************************************
Kyle : So . . ?
Lyserg : "So" What ?
Wusai : What's Marco's big secret ?
Lyserg : Secret ?
Kyle : Stop being stupid ! There's some people here who wanna know !
Misai : Yeah ! people didn't wait an entire weak to read that Lyserg totaly forgot about what he was about to say !
Lyserg : . . .
Wusai : If ya don't talk in 10 seconds , you're dead my friend !
Lyserg : Well - -
Ed : ARGH ! GIVE ME MY "ICEBERG TOP" YA PINEAPLE FACE !
Lyserg : Huh !?
Marco : * giggling like a little girl* Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi ! Catch me if you can !
Kyle : What's the problem , Ed ?
Ed : That mud face stole my hat !
Kyle : Why would he do that ?
Ren : * raising his hand* oh ! oh ! I know why !
Kyle : Yes . . ?
Ren : 'cuz Marco hates ice or everything that looks like ice !
Ed : Why ?
Ren : Dunno ! you should ask Lyserg he IS his friend after all !
Teacher : Ren ? come here , we need you to do the scene when everybody thinks Jack is raping Rose !
Ren : 'Coming ! . . Well , I'm off !
In the corner of the class . . .
Misai : I hate to be mean with you , hon . . . But . . . TELL US MARCO'S SECRET OR WE'LL BURN YER BEAUTIFUL HAIR WITH THIS LIGHTER !
Lyserg ( tied up by the hands to the ceiling ) : Never !
Wusai : Why are you making such a big deal with this , I mean . . . last chapter you were about to tell us the secret . . .
Lyserg : Oh , yeah ? well , I'm just doing this to annoy the readers ! (A/N : evil , evil Lyserg !)
Wusai : Urrrrrrrrg ! yer gonna regret this little boy !!
Misai : * evil eyes* yes . . . your gonna suffer ! hehehehehehehe . . .
Wusai : . . .
Misai : What ?
Wusai : I know what you have on yer mind ya pervert !
Misai : What !? yer the one whose pervert ! I was not thinking about . . . okay maybe a little , but when it comes to Ren , you're the worst damn pervert ever !
Wusai : Hey ! it's not my fault if Jack's costume is sooooooo tight *dreamy eyes * !
Misai : You looked at his butt for two hours straight !
Wusai : Well , at least I'm attracted to someone that looks like a guy !
Misai : What do you mean !?
Lyserg : Hum . . . girls . . . could ya untie me ? it really hurts . . .
. . . Anyway let's check out on something really important : ME !
Kyle : I can't stand it anymore ! we've gotta get him out of here !
Ed : Well , if we scare him he'll probably run away . . .
Kyle : But how do we do that ?
Ed : Easy answer . . . * grabs something*
Kyle : Errrrrr . . . you wanna scare him with a wig ?
Ed : Just watch my friend . . . just watch . . . * putting the wig on*
Marco : Oooooooooo ! butterfly ! * Grabbing Yoh's fake . . . breast *
Yoh : Kyaaaaaaaaaa ! what are you doing you pervert !?
Ren : O.o
Yoh : Errrrrrr . . . I mean : Watch it ! you're gonna torn my dress !
Ren : O.o
Yoh : What !? stop looking at me like this !
Ren : . . .
Marco : Ooooooooooooo ! the little squirrel's back ! * grabbing Ren hair*
Ren : Hey ! quit it !
Ed : Behold : The all-mighty-all-handsome-all-hot-all-perfect : Hao !
Ren : . . . What is she doing ?
Marco : * screems like a girl* * holds Kyle* No ! no ! not you ! I don't like you ! you're mean , noooooooooo fluffy noooooooo !
Kyle : Help me !
Ed : Fluffy !?
::Poof::
Ren : Hum . . . he fell on the floor . . .
Yoh : What's with him ?
Kyle : Who cares ? we need a way to scare him so much that he would run away !
Ren : Well . . . he's afraid of ice . . .
Kyle : Horohoro ! * runs off*
Let's go back to THE corner . . .
Wusai : You're gonna tell us or what !?
Lyserg : I already said it : NEVER !
Wusai : Tell us we'll . . . force you to go out with Ed !
Misai : Hey ! I'm the one who wanna go out with him !
Wusai : Helloooooooo ! we're torturing him !
Misai : Oh ! yeah ! right ! TELL US ! or I'm gonna tickle you !
Lyserg : . . . NO !
In the toilet . . .
Kyle : Please pal . . . we need you !
Horohoro : * sob* Nobody needs me and nobody likes me I won't go out !
Kyle : Awwwwww ! c'mon we need ya to spook Marco !
Horohoro : Oh ! so now I'm a X-Laws spooker ? thank you very much !
Kyle : Aaaaaaaargh ! that's not what I meant !
In the class , a few minutes later . . .
Girl : Eeeeeek ! someone help Marco has gone crazy and took over Ed's iceberg costume !
Ed : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! my costume !
Boy : * kneels down* Don't cry we gotta be strong !
Yoh : Alright ! I had enough : Amidama --
Horohoro : Hold it right there !
Ren : Omigod ! it's . . .
Ed : Horo !
Yoh : Horo !
Horohoro : That's me all right and I'm here to defeat Marco ! Kororo ! let's do yer weakest ice attack !
Marco : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! * runs off*
Two minutes later . . .
Kyle : phew . . . now he's really gone !
Ed : Yep ! and yet another happy ending !
Misai : Now hold yer horses !
Wusai : We still wanna know Marco's secret !
Lyserg : 'k i'll tell you !
Misai/Wusai : What !?
Lyserg : Yeah , the chapter's finish , Now I can tell you . . .
Wusai : * grabbing Lyserg by the shirt* Well tell us !
Lyserg : Na . . . I changed my mind !
Misai : WHAT !?
Lyserg : Just kidding ! hehe your faces were too funny !
Wusai : Now , can we know ?
Lyserg : Okay here I go : When he was 12 , Marco had a pet turtle named Fluffy and he was really happy . But , one day , Hao came and killed his turtle by putting it in the freezer . From that day on , Marco wished to kill Hao , so he created the X-Laws . . . But has he was recruiting people he realized that their past was more dramatic than his so , he started to feel guitly . . . so guitly that he decided to take drugs . . . and that's about it . . . Happy now ?
Wusai : I was imagining a more exiting secret but . . . yeah . ..
Misai : 'guess so . . .
Ed : The end of the chapter people ! and what was the real moral of the story : secrets are not always interesting . . .
Me : Yep ! like Ed just said : The end !
Lance : We'll see ya next chapter !
Me : I'm gonna write it the sooner I can ! but for the moment I'll go take some sleep ! Bye !