Up next, "The Nicest Kids in Town," also from Hairspray, which I also do not own.
Yes, I realize that they would definitely NOT have TV's in Araluen, but I got the idea in my head, and it was just too funny not to write down.
Hey there, Araluen folk!
Don't change that channel!
'Cause it's time for the Crowley's Rangers Show!
Brought to you by King Duncan!
Ev'ry afternoon when the clock strikes four
A crazy bunch of Rangers crash through that door, yeah
Well they throw on their cloaks
And leave the wars behind
And then they shake it, shake it, shake it
like they're losin' their minds.
You'll sometimes see them frown
But they're the best Rangers in town
So every afternoon
You turn your TV on
And we know you turn the sound up when your farmwork is done, yeah
And then you twist and shout
For the best Ranger
And when you've practiced every move
That's in your repertoire
You better not come on down
And meet the best Rangers in town
Nice Rangers
Who like to lead the way
And once a month
We have our "civilian day!"
And I'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round
Mr. Ranger Crowley
With the latest, greatest, Araluen sound!
So every afternoon
Drop everything woo!
Who needs to farm and till
When you can track and kill?
Forget about your paperwork and farmers' work.
You can always do it all on commercial break
Can tell a trick from a treat
They're the best Rangers in town!
ROLL CALL!
I'm Crowley!
Will!
Gilan!
Skinner!
Geldon!
Clarke!
Bartell!
Peter!
Seamus!
Joey!
Meralon, Berrigan, Aidan, Paulie!
Ardal!
Bartal!
And I'm…HALT! *cue girls screams*
So, if every night you're shaking
As you lie in bed
Shake it, baby!
And the pick and plows
Are pounding in your head
Who cares about sleep
When you can buy coffee?
They've never been to college
But they sure look cool!
They got a cloak and bow
And they're the best Rangers in town!
Best Rangers in
Rangers in town!
Woo!
Note: I said "better NOT come on down" because most people fear Rangers, so I figured they'd enjoy a TV show about them, but not want to meet twenty-so of them at one time. Besides, I think that'd be scary to be in a room with a bunch of Rangers for a normal civilian. And instead of "Negro Day," they have civilian day where any Araluen citizen that's brave enough can join them XD
Also, if you were to "twist and shout for the best Ranger," who would it be?
How 'bout some nice, pretty reviews for me? I mean, I just had my first day of school. In the middle of August! Wouldn't it be so very nice of you to give me a review?
(Normally I don't beg for reviews, but lately it's been the same three people. [Not that I don't appreciate you guys!] But seriously, what happened to the rest of my readers? Bralt? Ranger 51? ...you there?)