Okay, I know this is a short one but I have had a insanely busy first of the year at work. More to come soon. I went to the Cirque de solei Michael Jackson show and got this idea…if you haven't seen it and have tickets "Dangerous" was my favorite part…if you don't have tickets…google it.
Dangerous
Maura and Jane were snuggled up in bed after a long night of making love when Maura's cell phone went off.
"Ugh" Jane grumbled "Don't answer it"
Maura squirmed and reached over Jane to get her phone, "I have to babe, its Emily"
Babe, Jane thought, I think I like the sound of that. "Fine, but if they are coming over tell her to bring food"
"Did Jane just request breakfast" Emily laughed
"Good morning Emily and yes. Jane gets particularly hungry when she exerts a lot of energy" Maura stated very matter of fact. Jane groaned.
Emily laughed, "I see"
"Emily, you know I love you right. But is there something you need or…"
"Oh right, JJ wants to know if you want to work out?"
"Excuse me….oh yes…definitely. Tell her to pick me up in a few minutes." Maura said excitedly and jumped out of bed.
"Well technically we are outside and…WITH BREAKFAST"
"Someone say something about food…Maura where are you going?"
Just then doorbell went off. "Jane, I am going to go work out with JJ, you need to get up and open the door."
"What is going on and didn't you work out enough last night?"
"Babe, whenever JJ and I are together we go to a special class and we didn't get to last time. Get up dear…Emily has food."
With that Jane jumped out of bed, got dressed and ran to the kitchen. As she entered JJ and Emily just smiled. Jane went directly to the food. With a mouth full of food Jane grumbled "Where are my boys?"
"Well good morning to you too."
"Sorry JJ, good morning….um…Where are my boys"
Emily and JJ both laughed, "They are with their grandmother this morning, I am going to work out with Maura and you and Emily will…do…butchy lesbian things…I don't know change a tire or something."
"Ha Ha, very funny" Emily said
"I thought so, get a move on Maura if I have to go to the second class you are buying lunch."
"Coming"
Maura walked into the kitchen in her Yoga gear, kissed Jane and they were off.
"Where are they going?"
Emily smiled slyly, "To work out Jane…now where is that spare tire"
After about an hour of hanging out, Emily's phone went off and JJ wanted to know if they wanted to meet for lunch. They decided that Emily would pick them up at the gym.
"Let's roll" Emily yelled "The girls are ready.'
"I thought they drove?"
"They want to meet for lunch"
"Food, sweet"
"God Lord Woman, how much energy did you EXERT last night?"
After a 10 minute car ride, Jane and Emily pulled up to the gym. Emily noticed that the girls were not waiting outside which meant the class was not finished; Emily smiled and jumped out of the car.
"Come on Jane, you are going to want to see this."
"What about food?"
"Oh, this is edible"
A confused Jane got out of the car. Emily seemed to be walking extremely fast and Jane had to catch up. Just as she was about to ask Emily why she was walking so fast, she heard the music and turned her attention to where Emily's eyes were.
She's so dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
Take away my money
Throw away my time
You can call me honey
But you're no damn good for me
Dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
I have to pray to God
'Cause I know how
Lust can blind
It's a passion in my soul
But you're no damn lover
Friend of mine
"Oh my god…is that a…"
"An exercise pole Jane, it's and exercise pole" Emily said robotically like she had practiced it over and over again. Both of them stood transfixed on the sight in front of them.
"Are they…."
"Exercising, Jane…They are exercising"
"Oh my god…did she just…" Jane and Emily's heads turned to the side at the same time.
In front of them JJ and Maura were on their "Exercise Poles" hanging upside down just supported by their legs. Gone were Maura's yoga pants, replaced with the tiniest hip hugger shorts, Jane had ever seen. JJ was right next to her in the same outfit in the same position.
She's so dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
Take away my money
Throw away my time
You can call me honey
but you're no damn good for me
As the song played on, JJ and Maura moved in a synchronized manner. JJ and Maura reached over their heads and gripped the pole and extended their entire body's out. They held the position then bended their knees back around the pole and swung around. Wrapped around the pole they shimmied to the ground and walked towards their respective women.
Jane couldn't move. Maura walked up to her seductively…"Ready for lunch?"
"Um…"
"Jane honey are you okay?"
JJ laughed, Jane had the same expression on her face that Emily did when she figured out what Maura did when they worked out.
"Maura is that a stripper pole?"
"ITS AN EXERCISE POLE" JJ and Maura said in unison
"Right…and Exercise Pole…its and Exercise Pole" Jane said in the same robotic voice Emily had….come to think of it, it was not robotic…it was more like HYPNOTIZED.