Humor and Une Just Don't Mix
I no own characters but do own plot.
As their group entered the Preventor building, they were spotted by Hilde.
"Serena!"
Serena barely had time for her eyes to widen and brace herself before she was glomped by Hilde.
"H-H-H-il-d-d-da!…N-N-Nice t-to see y-you t-too!" Serena was barely able to gasp out before Amarah and Raye rescued her from Hilde's fond, yet suffocating, grasp.
"Okay Hilde, we'll talk-" Amy started
"Amarah! Raye! Hotaru! Amy!" Apparently Hilde already forgave and forgot what happened in the incident prior to this meeting.
"No-Hilde! Stop! We require oxygen to live!" Amarah shouted distancing herself from Hilde's grasping arms.
"Huh?" Hilde asked as she suddenly stopped her assault. Then she recalled herself. "Oh Sorry girls…" She said a bit sheepishly. "What were you saying Amy?"
Amy thought a bit. "Oh! I was saying : We'll talk to you later Hilde."
"Oh, okay…" With thar said, she trotted off.
"Amarah, may I borrow your scarf?" Serena asked. (AN: Think the scarf from the 2nd episode or so of the Sailor Moon S season.)
"Huh? Oh, yeah, sure…"
"Raye, may I borrow your sunglasses?"
"Why do you need them?" She asked as she handed them over.
Serena just smiled. "Good thing I'm wearing slacks and heels…"
"What?" Hotaru asked as Serena slung her jacket on.
Amy started to develop a mysterious smile as Serena carefully draped the scarf around her head and tucked the ends into her jacket. Then she put the sunglasses on.
"Well?" Serena asked.
"Well-what?"
"How do I look?"
Raye smirked. "Just like you did before but with a scarf and sunglasses."
"I'm rolling my eyes at you Raye…" Serena said in a deadpan voice.
Raye's grin just grew wider.
"So- who's first?" Hotaru asked.
"Lady." Serena said with conviction.
"We have got to get her a nickname!" Raye exclaimed.
"Definitely…" Amy, Amarah and Hotaru nodded.
"Well- I'm off girls! Ta-Taa!" And with that, Serena sauntered off.
"Oh! I have gotta see this!" Amy said taking off after Serena.
The rest of the girls shared a look that said: 'Is this our shy Amy!' Before they took off after the other two.
Five minutes later (with the others eavesdropping behind the slightly opened door) Une was about ready to strangle the "Relena-talk-alike" and Serena was about ready to crack from all the baiting she was putting Une through.
"Well good day to you my dear Lady." Then Serena sauntered out through the door, (The other girls were hard pressed to stop their laughter as they scampered away just before Serena came through.
Lady Une stared off after the girl, fury etched through every part of her face. She snatched up the folders on her desk and made her way to the briefing room to brief the ex-gundam pilots.
Quatre's eyes widened when Lady Une stalked into the room and started slamming things around; he quickly popped two panadol into his mouth and swallowed them with a swig from his water to save himself from the headache later on.
Wufei and Trowa both raised an eyebrow at her attitude and movements especially when Duo yelped as he dodged a stapler and a heavy folder. Not to mention a clay penholder complete with flying pens. Heero smirked behind the screen of his laptop at the Deathscythe Hell pilots' predicament.
"Damn Une! What's stuck up your s!" Duo yelled.
Just as Une launched herself at Duo, a woman in a leather jacket, scarf, sunglasses, (can you guess who it is yet?) slacks, and high-heeled boots leapt in-between.
"Calm Down UNE!" The woman exclaimed sounding around the gundam pilots' age.
"YOU!"
After much tussling, Une managed to knock the young woman's sunglasses off, and pull off her scarf.
"Serena!"
"Really! Where?" Serena grinned while in a strangle hold.
"You little-!"
"Princess-? Oh Une, you're so sweet!" Serena proclaimed as she broke the strangle hold and stood up, then bent down to pick up the two items "plucked" off her person.
"Serena, if you weren't such a good friend…" Une threatened, trailing off.
"Oh, come on Une, you know you wouldn't do anything to Serena…" Raye said strolling into the room and sitting herself on the table close to Quatre. The other girls came in and followed her example, making the guys forcibly control their instincts which were telling them to grab the girls and kiss them silly.
Une merely growled. "You're lucky I like you Serena…"
"I know…But it was too good of an opportunity."
"I hate you."
"I know."
"Go to Hell."
"Not without Hades' permission, and even then, he's too nice a guy…"
"Suck Up!" The girls coughed into their fists.
"Then you really don't know Hades…" Une said rolling her eyes.
Serena just grinned.
For a while no-one spoke.
"Okay! We just wanted to say "Hi", so we'll go see Po and Noin now." Serena said.
The girls waved as they walked out the door.
Is it just me, or did our girls just totally ignore us?
It's not just you Trowa. Wufei sent back.
As the boys continued their silent conversation and Une was gathering her thoughts, the girls were walking down the hall and pegging Serena by asking her what their fiancé's were saying.
Needless to say, soon the girls were laughing hysterically at the boys' conversation.
"ACK!"
"What is it Serena?" Amarah asked.
"I had to cut out of the link. Heero was about to tune into me…"
"Tune in tomorrow, to Diety radio. Only on Serena 1640!" Hotaru grinned.
In unison, the girls all burst out laughing and collapsed against the hallways' walls. As they recovered, a form showed up with a tottering pile of books just brushing against the ceiling lamps.
"That has to be Sally…" Raye said.
"Is she wearing a doctor's coat and preventor uniform?" Amy asked
"Yes." Hotaru answered.
"Then it's definitely Sally Po." Amarah asserted.
"Dr. Po I presume?" Serena queried of the book holder.
"Serena, is that you?"
"Yeah Sal. I've got the girls with me…Want some help?"
"Who?…Me?"
"No, Santa Clause." Raye said sarcastically grabbing the upper part of the book stack with the help of Amarah's height.
"So where're you headed Sal?" Hotaru asked
"The Briefing room. Une asked for these from the med-ward…Have no idea why though…"
The girls shrugged their shoulders at each other and followed Sally back to the Briefing room.
"I don't know about the rest of you…" Amarah said. "But I'm starting to feel like a yo-yo…" The other girls nodded while Sally looked at her questioningly. Amarah shook her head, indicating: don't ask.
As they walked into the room Amy was finishing her joke: "And then she said, 'yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!'!" At that the book group burst out into giggles. Then they set the books down beside the boys and left the room without even acknowledging the boys' presence. Sally however stayed as she was included on the brief.
Hee-man, did we do something wrong? Serena heard Duo ask.
No Clue.
Halfway down the long hallway to Lucretia Noin's office, they burst out laughing once again. Half of it because of the look on the boys faces and the other half of it because of what Serena told them of what the boys said.
Hotaru grinned and opened the door to Noin's office. But the quintet stopped in their tracks at seeing Noin and Zechs "sucking-face".
The girls glanced at one another before Amy snapped a poloroid and they began singing:
"Lucretia and Millardo, sittin' in a tree-!"
"My best friends are gonna start d-y-ing!" Noin proclaimed after she and Zechs broke suction at the flash of light. Then she and Zechs jumped up and chased them down the hall "Wufei-Style".
The girls laughed while screaming and sprinted down the hall "Duo-Style".
The boys put an earlier halt to the briefing then was planned and just came out through the door when they were "launched at" by the girls, who quickly scrambled behind them whispering in squeaky voices: "Hide Me!"
Just then, Noin and Zechs showed up.
"Did five girls just race past here?"
The boys shook their heads and Quatre answered.
"We just got out of a briefing …Maybe we missed them?"
"And you call yourselves Gundam pilots…" Zechs sneered.
-Sorry love, I'd get out to defend you, but we have some pretty good blackmail material in our hands…- -
Heero glare d at Zechs just before Zechs and Noin tore off down the hall "after" the girls shouting death-threats all the way.
Duo rubbed his chin. "Now that felt familiar…"
"What was all that about!" Quatre demanded, going for a "Heero" look, and almost pulling it off too.
The other boys were about to add their questions to the mix before the girls pulled their heads down and planting a "smacker" on their lips.
"What was that for!" Duo asked. "Not that I minded or anything…"
"Later," Amarah said. "But for right now, let's make like a nose and Run!"
"Sounds good to me!" Serena chirped
"Then let's go!" Amy said pulling Wufei to a nearby exit.
End 13
Thanks for your patience…Sorry this came out so late…But as I said in My Bio, I lost this…But I made it extra long!
Sailor Sweetie aka JoWashington