Hola once more! Like I said, I am on a role in posting chapters. We have up to chapter 15 written, and this chapter is about 9 pages, and the next three chapters are barely that all together! So those will come faster, since they are shorter! Enjoy! O, and I guess I better also include DISCLAIMERS! Hehe… I tend to forget to do those sort of things… well, neither Reno nor I own Gundam Wing, much to our chagrin, nor do we own American Idol! There! I did it, yay!

Gundam Tales Chapter 12:

G.T. Meets American Idol!

Enter Reno and Kali

Kali: Welcome back everyone!

Reno: sniffle Our loyal fans…

Kali: Our loyal 6 or 7 fans… sniffle

Kali and Reno: grab eachother WE LOVE YOU!!!

Reno: lets go of Kali, wiping his eyes That's why we are going to combine your two favorite shows!

Kali: wiping her eyes too Yup… We are hosting American Idol, G.T. style! Please welcome Simon, Paula, and Randy!

Idol judges: come out looking dazed

Paula: Where are we?

Simon: I don't know…

Randy: spots Kali and Reno It's the Gundam Tales cast!

Kali: looks dumbfounded Wow…

Reno: You know us?! Runs and hugs Randy

Kali: Make that 7 or 8 fans!

Reno: still hugging Randy

Kali: Oh brother… Let the show begin!

Scene fades to black, and reopens in American Idol setup. Simon, Paula, and Randy are in their respective seats.

Kali: Welcome American Idol judges!

Simon: rolls eyes

Paula: Thank you!

Randy: I LOVE YOU, GUNDAM TALES!

Kali: sweatdrop Aww… Well, we've asked you here to judge our own little Gundam Idol! Bob and George will take Ryan Seacrest's place, and the rest of us will perform! Let the contest begin!

Scene fades to Bob and George interviewing contestants

Bob: Wow, Rei, that's always nice to know…

Rei: No prob! Skips off

George: Well, the first contestant is ready to begin! That would be…

Bob: Dani!

Inside tryout room

Dani: Hi!

Paula: Hi!

Randy: Yo!

Simon: Guy or girl?

Dani: flushes Girl…

Simon: You need to work on the image…

Dani: flushes more O… okay…

Paula: Well, you're singing Amazing Grace, a classic.

Simon: Don't butcher it…

Dani: gulps Okay… clears throat and begins AMAZING GRACE! Stops

Paula: … Well?

Dani: That's all I know.

Simon: Out.

Paula: Sorry, out.

Randy: I love G.T.,out.

Dani: sniffles Okay…

Simon: NEXT!

Baker: enters

Paula: Welcome Baker!

Simon: You best be better than the last.

Baker: makes peace sign OOOOOOOOOtay!

Randy: Lets go!

Baker: sings Why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends… dancing around, doing the Baker dance (A/N: there is no sufficient way to describe the Baker dance, but for lack of better description, it's a mixture of a booty dance and swinging hand motions!)

Paula: Wow…

Randy: Awesome!

Simon: laughing

All: IN!

Baker: Yeah! Leaves

Paula: Next, please.

Brian: enters How you doin?

Paula: sweatdrop Your singing… The McDonalds theme song?

Brian: nods The normally unheard version… and truest one… and I can sing this cuz I work there!

Randy: gasp No!

Brian: nods Yes! Sings McDonald's is our kind of place! Hamburgers in your face, french-fries between your toes, dill pickles up your nose, and lets don't forget our delicious shakes, straight from polluted lakes! McDonalds is out kind of place!!!

Paula: sweatdrop

Randy: The sad thing is, its true.

Simon: Oh, brother.

All: Out!

Paula: with a lil less energy Next…

Duo: enters

Paula and Simon: stare

Paula: Your hot!

Simon: Yeah, you fit the description per- No, you don't look the part at all!

Duo: Oh really.

Simon: Yes.

Randy: O your in for it now Simon.

Duo: turns and opens curtains behind him, revealing thousands of screaming girls

Judges: Just sing.

Duo: Say your prayers little one don't forget my son, to incl-

Simon: STOP! Just stop…

Paula: Mercy youre hot…

Randy: How long does it take you to wash your hair?

All: Out!

Simon: growls If they're all like this, I'll die!

Randy: Next!

Lou: comes in Hi!

Paula: Sing… please…

Lou: clears throat Cry me a river… cry me a river! In high pitched falsetto (A/N: Yes, Lou really can sing this song and sound just like Justin Timberlake… shudders)

Simon: NOOOO!!!

Paula: screams

Randy: LEAVE!

Lou: FINE! Leaves

Rei: enters Are you ready for me?

Paula: nods Come on in sweetie.

Rei: smiles Okay!

Simon: What a beautiful child.

Randy and Paula: gasp What! Feel Simon's forehead Are you okay?

Simon: Sing please.

Rei: opens mouth and hits one not

Simon: IN!

Paula and Randy: pass out

Rei: What about them?

Simon: They're indisposed at the moment… My vote is the only one that counts… IN!

Rei: smiles Yay!

Simon: What a lovely girl…

Duo: runs in DON'T YOU BE CRUSHIN ON MY REI YOU OLD… is taken away yelling and screaming

Rei: Oh my… follows

1 hour later, all judges are awake and accounted for, waiting for the next singer

Randy: gasp Its Reno! He's a genius. In writing at least.

Paula: Well lets hear him!

Reno: enters, wearing weird glasses, with his eyes taped back

Simon: Hong!

Paula and Randy: sweatdrop

Paula: Umm… you're singing She Bangs?

Simon: as Reno nods, he screams

Randy: Its okay! Lets hear this…

Reno: Aw righ! Clears throat She bangs, she bangs, ooo babee she moov she moov.

Simon: falls out of chair with swirls in his eyes

Paula: Oh my…

Randy and Paula: OUT!

1 hour later yet again Simon has recovered

Randy: Next is Mike…

Paula: Okay.

Mike: enters

Simon: You're singing… Im too sexy….

Mike: nods

Paula: Lets do this.

Mike: Okay! Turns around and lights go out. A spotlight appears on Mike. He spins around in tight leather pants and a mesh shirt I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy yeah it hurts! Is stripping

Paula: drooling

Simon: STOP!

Mike: stops in midstrip

All: IN!

Mike: cheers and leaves

Paula: Wow… the next Sex, I mean Gundam Idol.

Simon and Randy: rolls eyes

Simon: NEXT!

Wufei: enters

Paula: You're singing American Woman?

Wufei: nods

Randy: Begin.

Wufei: bows respectfully. Busts out into song AMERICAN WOMAN! Stay away from mee! American woman! Mama let me bee!

All: IN!

Paula: Next is Heero.

Heero: enters

Paula: Hi!

Heero: ……

All: sweatdrop

Paula: Okay, lets hear you sing.

Heero: clears throat Um… can I have Kali present? I sing better when she's near.

Simon: What, are you gonna have her up your butt on tour? I don't think so.

Heero: glares Omae o korosu.

All: sweatdrop

Paula: Sing please.

Heero: I like your pants around your feet. I like the dirt that's on your knees, I like the way you still say please, while youre loo-

Simon: STOP! YOU CALL THAT SINGING!?

Paula: Simon, I don't think you want to…

Simon: still ranting on how bad it was

Heero: pulls out gun Omae o korosu! Shoots Simon in the shoulder

Medics: run in, put Simon on a stretcher, and run out

Paula: To have medics on hand, this must happen quite often…

Kali: peeks in You have no idea, especially when its to do with me or insulting his pride. Glares at Heero Heero! Look at what you've done! We needed Simon as a judge!

Heero: pouts But Kali! I warned them to let me have you near! You know I cant control myself without you!

Kali: looks at judges Did he?

Randy and Paula: nod

Kali: sighs Okay, you're off the hook. Hmm… replacement judge! RENO!

Reno: appears acting like Simon Im redah!

Kali: NEXT!

Trowa: enters Hi…

Paula: … You don't carry a gun do you?

Trowa: No…

Paula: sighs in relief Okay.

Trowa: I carry a bazooka!

Paula: sweatdrop

Randy: Sing!

Trowa: sings He's the lily of the valley…

Randy and Paula: Stop! IN!

Trowa: Yes!

Reno: What about my input?

Randy: Don't matter, majority rules!

Reno: sniffle Next…

Meg: enters Im just gonna sing…sings Did you ever know that you're my heeero!

All: STOP!

Reno: YOU CALL THAT SINGING!?

Paula: Reno!

Reno; Sorry… I got carried away…

All: OUT!

Reno: Next!

Quatre: enters

Paula: He's so cute!!! Pounces and hugs Such fluffy hair!

Reno: I thought you were in feudal era Japan?!

Quatre: I was finally brought back, time set device, remember?

Paula: still cuddling Quatre

Reno and Randy: sweatdrop

Reno: Cute?

Randy: Fluffy?

Paula: He has my vote!

Reno: Where are you Simon!?

Flash to hospital, where Simon is seducing nurses

Reno: Holy shiznit! Sing Quatre!

Quatre: Nobody knows what its like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.

Reno: Sorry buddy, but I got you beat!

Randy and Paula: What?

Reno: Just kidding!

All: In!

Reno: Next!

Kali: enters Hi!

Reno: Sissy!

Paula: Sing.

Kali: clears throat The first cut is the deepest…

Paula: Stop! That was horrid!

All: Out!

Kali: sniffle Okay…

Scene fades and reopens on Bob and George

Bob: Well that's it for this chapter!

George: Stay tuned for chapter 13, the semi finals!

Bob: The semi finalists are… Rei, Trowa, Quatre, Mike, Baker, and Wufei!

G.T. Cast and Judges: Bye!

Reno: back in W. Hong outfit Byee!

Simon: passes out

The End!