A/N Muse is trying to come up with the best inventive Scooby deaths she can. As such, so the reader is not cheated I will be posting the next few chapters in smaller parts. Thank you again to all who have read this story and reviewed. It was the second story I ever wrote and I can't believe the amount of support for it. Thank you.

Anti-climatic apocalypses and scooby death's part one

Wes had finally hit upon the solution for solving the apocalypse. The solution was a blood sacrifice. The pair fit the criteria of pure evil and someone who had made a great sacrifice. All they had to do was go down to the seal and offer the blood sacrifice with the right incantation. Yet again, it seemed despite the great fear that the First Evil invoked the solution for getting rid of the being was fairly anti-climatic.

Angelus took in his pouting mate's face, "Hey ask your Daddy. I'm sure that he'll be more than happy to arrange an apocalypse for his new daughter."

Sadly, it seemed some of the Scoobies didn't trust them and demanded to come with them. Angelus just shrugged, "Come we don't care. Maybe you'll be killed, save me the trouble of doing it."

Xander tried not to be affected but the casual happy tone Angelus used but it made him shiver. Therefore, that evening the Aurelius family, along with a bunch of white hats went down to the seal to prevent the apocalypse.

Spike and Fred enjoyed a bit of sword practice. The white hats quickly realise they were outclassed by the Turkahoan.

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Back at the house, the former watcher was a tad peckish. He didn't see the point in going out to dine when the Watcher was right there. After all, Buffy had only asked that they wait until after they found a way to stop the apocalypse.

The watcher was took by surprise it was almost sad really. The Watcher had made the cardinal sin and forgotten just how dangerous the former watcher was. He had still seen the mild mannered watcher. In the end he was a delightful meal, Wes remembered his manners and offered Fred to share the meal. She had refused her 'brothers' offer and was content to just read.

The group all burst back in, the white-hats were stunned, and the vamps and demon were amused.

Buffy and Angelus shouted, "Wesley." They sounded as if they were reprimanding a naughty child.

He stood up blood still dripping out of his mouth, "Yes Grandsire, Mistress."

Angelus just shook his head ruefully, "Didn't we ask you not to eat the help." The exaggerated exasperation in Angelus' voice amused the more morally skewed members of the group.

An overly innocent look crossed the vampires face as he morphed back, "He tripped and fell on my fangs."

The explanation was such to set Spike off sniggering; his childe had developed a delightfully twisted sense of humour.

Spike shook his head, "Well sire. I know what you said but like he said, he tripped an' fell."

Angelus and Buffy turned to have what would have been a perfectly normal conversation. Buffy looked earnestly at her mate struggling to stop laughing, "You heard Wes it was an accident."

"You don't really believe it."

She looked less amused, "Hey I also said I wasn't going to get involved in disciplining your childes. I have enough running the law firm."

The white hats didn't know what they wanted to occur and were very confused. Angelus turned to Wes, "I understand it was an accident. Take Tara and head on back to the mansion."

All missed the silent communication that had occurred between Buffy and Tara. The distraction had been set so they could take Willow and Kennedy.

The argument triggered meant they didn't even hear them being snatched.

Angelus and Buffy stopped the argument by taking the two ringleaders and slamming their heads against the wall.

The casual display of power made them remember exactly whom they were dealing with. Grief was starting to hit them but their survival instincts engaged so they reluctantly let them leave.

Xander watched as the vampires and Buffy walked down the drive. He waited until they left before looking over the survivors and only then did he notice who was missing.

"Where is Kennedy and Willow?"

That was the question wasn't it.

A/N I'm sorrier that this was a smaller chapter. Just it had been a while since I updated this fic and felt you guys deserved an update. Good news is that I already have the plan in mind for Willow and Kennedy's demise. Think pop culture enthusiasts and the Aurelius family have had a movie night. The family movie shown was Hannibal.