Mario: So we're at a tie. We'll need to find something to break it.

Maria (Alty's wife): Well maybe it could be a race. Consitering the last two were stealth and hunt, and the first was swimming. *thinks a little more* They could run around the lake I guess.

Ezio (AC2): The WHOLE lake? You must be insane.

Maria (Ezio's mom): *hits young Ezio upside the head* Where's your mannors?

Ezio (AC2): *rubbing the back of his head* T_T;

Mario: It could work. But why not we also have something to make them have to stop. Like we place a few "civilians" in "danger" along the way.

Altair: If you're suggesting that one of them is them trying to save a girl from being raped by me then so help me fu_

Mario: No no. I wasn't. But that's a good idea though. Thanks for bringing it up.

Altair: *facepalm* fuuuuuuuck...

Claudia: You know, why not we have them completely out of character, see who lasts the longest.

All Ezios: *stare at Claudia in both astonishment and annoyance*

Mario: And that could work too. Any ideas for what they could act like?

Desmond: Oh I know! Young Ezio could act gay, middle aged him could act like he's drunk, and old Ezio could act like the styriotypical grandpa.

Ezio (AC2): What_

Ezio (ACBro): The_

Ezio (ACRev): Fuck?

Altair: I second this idea!

Mario: But where would we get the beer for the drunk one?

Desmond: *points to the cooler*

Mario: You brought beer?

Desmond: I need something to take my mind off of you annoying halfwits.

Everyone else: *glares at Demsond*

Desmond: Just saying!

Mario: Alright, besides the point. Let's get this one over with. Starting now!

Ezio (AC2): So I have to be gay now?

Mario: Yes and you loose.

Ezio (AC2): Basta! I wasn't ready!

Mario: *grunt* fine. Starting now!

Ezio (AC2): *fakes a lisp* Alright hotstuff.

Desmond: Okay, I know you dated Cristina and all, but by the slightest chance, are you seriously gay?

Ezio (AC2): Until those over two break character, yes.

Desmond: You've been hanging out with Leonardo too much.

Ezio (ACbro): *simply walks over to the cooler and pulls out a can of beer before drinking it*

Ezio (ACRev): *sits down and motions for one of Altairs kids* Come here, why not I tell you a story.

Altair's kid 1: *causiously steps up to old Ezio* *is pulled onto old Ezio's lap*

Ezio (ACRev): Now have you ever heard the story of your father?

Altair: *pinches the bridge of his nose* Ughhh...

Ezio (ACRev): *smirks at Altair tauntingly*

-2 hours later-

Ezio (ACBro): *passed out on the grass with a few empty beer cans scattered around him*

Ezio (AC2): *making out with Leonardo*

Ezio (ACRev): *asleep on a lawn chair*

Desmond: They're taking this pretty seriously. Wait! Where did Leonardo Da Vinci come from?

Claudia: Ezio invited him.

Desmond: *eye twitch* And Leonardo just goes along with it?

Claudia: I'm just as shocked as you are.

Maria (Ezio's mom): Should we stop and call it a tie?

Mario: *has taken out the popcorn and is watching contently* What? NO! This is probably the best entertainment I've had since... well I'm not sure if I've been THIS entertained before.

Altair: *kicks middle aged Ezio's hand* Should we be worried?

Desmond: Probably. Or he'll just sleep it off and get a shitty hangover.

Altair: *grabs a big stick* I can assure the headache for you. :)

Desmond: No.

Altair: :( *throws the stick*

Ezio (AC2): *gets hit in the back by the stick* *pushes Leonardo away and looses the lisp* YOU BASTARDO! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?

Mario: And so young Ezio is out.

Ezio (AC2): *suddenly realizes what he did and sighes in discontent* Sorry, Leonardo. But you can go now.

Leonardo: *hugs young Ezio before leaving*

Desmond: Was he actually...?

Ezio (AC2): What do you think? I wouldn't have asked if he was straight!

Ezio (ACRev): *wakes up from the shouting* Wait? What just happened?

Ezio (AC2): You're target got away.

Ezio (ACRev): *still half asleep* Merda! *gets up and bolts into the trees before turning back stomping* You little stronzo.

Ezio (AC2): *grins* And now you're out.

Demsond: So middle aged Ezio wins?

Mario: Why not we see how he reacts when he wakes up.

Desmond: If he doesn't have alcohol poisoning that is.

The winner is undecided. So we'll see how middle aged Ezio will act when he wakes up from his binge drinking.