Vsasser: I guess I am just too excited to wait for posting this! So you are welcome!

Chapter 13: Oh How Danzo will fall!

Danzo didn't get it. At first there had been many threats from the Uchiha and Yondaime, but suddenly it all stopped.

They just ceased all contact. Perhaps they were waiting to plot against him! That as it! He knew it! He would not sleep until he found out what they were planning!

First things first though! Who had put shrimp in his curtain rods!? (Thanks to the Guest who reviewed this! Let us plot against Danzo together!)

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Kakashi and Obito had been walking down the street when they heard a vicious hiss. "You will rue the day that you put shrimp there!"

Kakashi and Obito swirled around on their heels. "Did you hear something?" Kakashi asked blinking confused.

"No… But let's go get some shrimp. I am kinda in the mood for it all of a sudden." Obito looked to his friend.

"Alright." Kakashi shrugged.

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He had his agents search everywhere, but they could not find the blasted source of the song nor did they ever hear it play.

So once again the squad left while scratching their heads in confusion.

Danzo sat awaiting the inevitable.

"Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp! I love my shrimp! I love to eat my shrimp! Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp!"

Danzo put his hands over his ears with anger.

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"Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp…"

"Hey… Do you guys hear something?" Minato asked looking around confused.

"...dad are you OK?" Naruto asked as he sat upon his father's shoulders.

"No I think I heard it too." Kushina said tapping her chin.

"...I dunno. I kinda felt this weird feeling a few days ago too. Then Obito and I just went for shrimp." Kakashi shrugged.

"Ooo! Maybe we should get some shrimp ramen for dinner!" Naruto licked his lips.

"Sounds like a plan!" Kushina cheered.

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Danzo paled as his regular black and white clothes had been exchanged with a giant shrimp suit.

The root members tried unsuccessfully not to laugh.

"I will kill whoever did this!"

"Uh… Sir… Are those shrimp boxers?"

"I will kill them!"

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"Sasuke do you know why we got a bill for a shrimp suit?" Itachi asked his younger brother.

Sasuke's face scrunched up. "Ew. Shrimp? Why shrimp?"

Itachi scratched his head. "I was kind of wondering the same thing. Oh well."

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"Are you sure you are alright, Danzo? You seem quite distressed." Hiruzen raised a brow as Danzo's eyes darted from corner to corner.

"Oh! Sandaime! And Lord Danzo!" Obito grinned as he and Rin walked over.

"Obito and Rin. Good to see you. I hear a congratulations is in order, Rin. Tell me where is the dear Hatake?" Hiruzen asked.

"Kakashi? He should be right behind us." Obito looked around.

"Sorry. Sasuke wanted to grab some tomatoes. He didn't want any of the main course." Kakashi said walking next to said Uchiha heir.

"What is the main course? I heard that it is quite lovely." Hiruzen asked cheerfully.

"Oh! You will love it! It-!"

"Tell me it is not shrimp!" Danzo shouted.

The restaurant slowed, but kept going after a bit.

"Well… No. It is grilled salmon, but they do also specialize in fried shrimp." Obito said slowly very confused.

"No! No more!" Danzo stomped out of the restaurant.

"See! I am not the only one who hates the stuff!" Sasuke played into his child role well.

"It would appear that is the case…" Kakashi mumbled.

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"It would seem we have received a large shipment of food." Koharu said looking to Danzo.

"Of what? Ration bars?"

"No. Shrimp." Danzo stiffened and then abruptly stood leaving the meeting.

"Uh...should we send it back then?" Minato asked confused.

"But fried shrimp is quite delicious." Hiruzen countered.

"You went there too! I thought it was great." Minato smiled as the two began discussing shrimp.

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Danzo looked around as shrimp danced around him merrily.

"Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp! I love shrimp! I love to eat my shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!" Then the shrimp tackled Danzo.

Danzo sat up screaming. He didn't see two sharingan users leave the building. Both had mangekyou,but the taller one only had one sharingan.

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"Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!" Danzo crashed into the hospital screaming like a madman.

"Lord Danzo?!" Rin gasped in shock. Rin instantly held Sakura whom she had been teaching to her chest. Kakashi who had been visiting stood in front of them protectively.

"Lord Danzo! What is the meaning of this!?" Kakashi asked gearing up for a fight.

"Shrimp!" Danzo ran at them. Kakashi yanked up his headband and instantly cast a genjutsu. It put Danzo to sleep, but his nightmare was filled with shrimp.

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"We found evidence of Danzo's crimes and unfortunately he tried to eliminate his fellow villagers. This will lead to execution." Minato told them all.

"If I may do the honors?" Itachi stood forward as Weasel.

"If that is what you wish." Minato said in surprise.

"It is." Then Itachi was gone.

"Kakashi...did you have anything to do with this?" Minato asked.

Kakashi looked up as Wolf. "You wound me, Sensei." Kakashi smirked.

"Ha ha. Anyways come on over. Kushina is making shrimp curry tonight! Rin and Obito are planning on coming over as well." Minato smiled.

"Sure. I don't mind shrimp." Kakashi smirked.

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"Then you filled his boxer drawers with shrimp?" Naruto asked shocked.

"And his socks." Sasuke nodded.

"Wow. You guys went all out." Naruto whistled.

"Literally driven to insanity by seafood." Sakura tapped her chin.

"There are worse ways to go." Kakashi offered.

"Like what? Driven to insanity by ramen?" Sasuke scoffed.

The group froze. "Did Sasuke just make a joke?" Sakura asked in shock.

"Sasuke how many fingers am I holding up?" Kakashi asked as he put a hand on Sasuke's forehead.

"Are you kidding! We are passed that point! I am going to need an IV unit of tomato juice stat!" Naruto said with panic.

"What is going on?" Obito asked confused.

"Sasuke just made a joke!" Sakura panicked.

"Oh my goodness!" Obito ran over pushing Naruto and Kakashi away. "Are you dying? I am gonna miss you little cuz! Avoid the light Sasuke! Avoid the light!"

Sasuke gave them all a deadpanned look. "I hate you all."

"He's back!" Obito cheered.

"Let's have some shrimp to celebrate!" Naruto cried.

The cheering died. "How about some ramen instead?" Sakura suggested.

"OK." Naruto nodded excitedly.

"I am kind of tired of shrimp." Obito voiced his opinion.

"I am sure Danzo felt the same way." Sasuke and Kakashi glanced at each other with knowing looks.

Vsasser: I believe Danzo got his due justice! And once again shrimp is credited to the review from Guest(sorry dunno your name.) Also yes Kakashi and Sasuke have the mangekyou. I figure triggering it once in their past life is good enough. Anyways thanks again!