Sick part 13

Something Wrong?

By Invader Sal

"Ohhhhh…My head hurts…" GIR grumbled as we walked to Skool.

"Well that's what you get when you stay up till 3:30 AM, GIR!" I snapped. I had been stressing myself out. This stupid sickness…

"But, my stomach still hurts too, Master…"

"Well, I don't know what to tell you about that…" I said as we reached the front of the Skool. "You can go home, you know?"

"Nahhhhh…I'll be fine, Master."

"Whatever…"

Class was dull, nothing was going on. The Teacher was just going on how horrible we all were…

I turned my head back to GIR. His eyes were shut tight and his hand was on his stomach. I began to poke him with the pencil I had been balancing on my lip.

"Something wrong?"

"Uh…" His hand shoot up and went to the back of his head as he forced a smile. "Just fine, Master!"

I turned back to the teacher. She was beginning to pass out papers, telling us to write how horrible someone in the room was. And they had to read it in front of the class.

Poor Dib, I snickered, he's going to get A LOT of hate mail…

I guess I have to write to papers, I said to myself, GIR could never write anything bad about anyone.

I turned my head back to GIR, who was asleep on the desk.

"Sleeping?! GIR get up!" The eyes opened and he shoot up. I took on look at his eyes and turned back. Were they red?! They were blue a minute ago!! I turned back to take another look, but GIR's eyes were towards his paper and I couldn't see them.

"Ok…" I mumbled getting to my paper.

"…And he's just a freak and should be placed in the nut house!" Zita said, finishing her report on how much she hated Dib.

I checked it off on my paper:

23=Dib

4=ZIM!!

1=Keef

"Very Good Zita, You get an A++++." said. Zita jumped up and went to her seat.

I looked at Dib. He had shrunken down in his seat.

"GIR, you're next." said, aggravated.

I turned, trying to hand him the second paper. But he got up without looking at me.

Oh well, I thought, it's not me getting the bad grade…

"My is about Zim."

Of course he wrote one about me, I thought as I slouched down into my chair.

"Zim is the most despicable person I have ever met!"

I jumped up. What did that robot say about me?! My mouth was in a gasp and out of the corner of my eye I could see Dib's mouth doing the same.

"He's a selfish, good for nothing person who cares for no one but himself and he is going to rot in Hell in till the end of time. Also…"

As I listened I still couldn't believe what I had been hearing. GIR would never say a awful thing about anyone, even Dib. How dare he call me selfish after I'd given him everything he ever wanted! I began to growl.

"…And that's why I hate Zim." He finished, then turning to the teacher.

"Good job, GIR. A+"

He growled at her and the bell rang. Everyone left except for me and GIR. After the room was quiet and it was only me and him, GIR grabbed his stomach and groaned.

"You ungrateful, robot!" I screamed grabbing GIR's collar, only to drop him down again. "S-SIR?" Those eyes were crimson, not blue.

"Ugh…how'd you guess, Irken Scum?" He groaned.

Well at least this made more sense then the first option did. "How are you in control of this body?! It's not robotic!!"

"You should be thanking me, not scolding!"

"Why?!"

"GIR…passed out…stomach hurts…" I went down.

"Well let me check yo-" I began to reach out my hand when he slapped it away.

"DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU FILFTY IRKEN!" He got up and ran towards the closed window, jumping through it!

"No!" I raced towards it. "This is the fourth floor, you idiot!"

SIR hit the ground, feet first. He looked down and screamed. "DAMN YOU, IRKEN!!"

I growled. "IF ANYTHING ON THAT BODY IS DAMAGED, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" I raced out the door and down the stairs to the front door.

I searched, but I couldn't find him anywhere on the Skool Grounds. "Damn that SIR…" I huffed.

2 hours later my PAK found where SIR was. A Tavern that was by a pharmacy. Of course there has to be 3 different, and may I mention HUGE, Taverns by this one pharmacy!! The lucky thing was that 1 of the Taverns were out of business so I didn't really have to look there. I soon found him, drunk, in the third Tavern.

"There you are, you stupid-"

"Wait," SIR interrupted. He guzzled down the rest of the beer and turned to me. "Ok, first, before you start screaming your head off about me being drunk and having a a broken foot-""YOU BROKE GIR'S FOOT!!!" I grabbed his arm and pulled him out of the Tavern, he was screaming the whole time about his foot.

"YOU DON'T PULL PEOPLE WITH A BROKEN FOOT!!" SIR screamed as we got outside, he flopped down on the pavement.

"Well, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN AWAY WITH A BROKEN FOOT!! ARE YOU STUPID?!"

SIR began to stand up, only to fall back with a crack.

I grabbed him before he hit his head.

"Pain…hurts…"

"You're really a stupid robot aren't you?" I sighed as I lifted him onto my back. "I'll have to make sure GIR isn't too hurt. What the hell gave you the fucking idea to jump out of the forth floor window?!"

He didn't answer. There wasn't a answer for awhile, in till he began to stir again.

"Master…I'm…"

"GIR?" Had SIR switched out?

"I'm sorry…my fault…I…shouldn't have poisoned…drink…"

"Poisoned?!" I almost dropped him, in fact, I did. He fell to the pavement and yelled.

"YOU DAMN IRKEN!! I FALL ASLEEP AND YOU DROP ME!!!" No, it was still SIR…

"What do you mean poisoned?! You didn't poison me?!" I tried to throw up. Would he really poison me? I DON'T WANT TO DIE!! Only weak Irkens, like Ven, died!!!

"No. What are you talking about, Irken? I've only poisoned-" He stopped, his eyes grew huge and he looked small. "I think I'll go to sleep…" The light suddenly faded from GIR's body and began to fall over. I, again, caught him.

"GIR!" I held him in my arms, trying to get him to wake up. Soon, the Cyan came back to his eyes. He went up, shocked at the pain. And well, his head hit mine and our lips met. I immediately pushed him away. "Oh My Tallest! Yuck!!"

All GIR did was blush. No movement for a minute. He just starred and finally spoke.

"Something Wrong?"

End Of Part 13

Well, I think I have kinda lost all sense of what I was doing with this chapter!!! Don't that Suck?!!!!

Zim and All related characters (C) Jhonen Vasquez

SIR and Other Characters (C) Me