The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, Fresh TV, and Cartoon Network. Also, the Alphabet idea belongs to Frank15. Also, anything that's mentioned that's copyrighted belongs to their respected copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
This episode, we shall continue the challenge!
Do they expect you to read?
At the Challenge site, Chris was ready to deliver the latest challenge.
"Like I said, this is the James Bond challenge, and your task for today, is to stop the evil ChickenClaw before he does a rather devious thing…" Chris said.
"Inflate the price of chocolate?" Coco asked in horror.
"Make Fennekin into a Fire/Fighting Type?" Peki also asked.
"Renew Jersey Shore for another season, even AFTER it was canceled?" Felix asked as well.
"Nope, nope, and big time nope!" Chris replied. "His plan, is to change ALL the books in the world into… Twilight novels."
Nearly EVERYONE was shocked.
Confessional: Wow, I'm used earlier than usual…
Coco: BOOOOOO!
Zentaro: ..Booo…
Danielle: Even though I get frightened around fire, even I gotta say… We had ENOUGH Fire/Fighting starters already! Give us something cool, like a ninja frog! Also, BOOOOO!
Xylia: This is SOOOO BOOOOOO worthy!
Melody: Booing is mainstream, like Twilight. So… HISSSSS!
Stunski: BOOOOOO!
Bitty: YAAAAAAYYY!
"I fear for the future of literature if that may happen…" Danielle said, clenching her copy of Zirisian Princess tight to her chest.
"You read Zirisian Princess, too? Cool!" Ivan replied.
"Okay, if we can get the attention back to me, what does every Bond movie have, besides gadgets?" Chris asked.
"Bond girls?" Vaughn replied.
"Well, we DO have the lovely Q with us." Chris said.
"You have an old man for us today?" Lily asked. "This'll be an 80% Chance of him telling us what happened back in the day..."
Suddenly, a female voice giggled. "I think you have the wrong Q in mind..."
From a curtain, stepped out a teenage girl, that was tanned. She was wearing a green hat with the letter Q on it over her raven-hair with blonde streaks, an orange Hawaiian shirt with green flowers on it over a purple tie dye, pink shorts, blue sandals, and had red and blue wristbands. Some of her hair was sticking out, into the shape of a heart.
"And we have our special guest of this episode, it's Quana!" Chris yelled out loud.
"So nice to be here!" Quana said, smiling, before she noticed Zentaro, looking down on the floor. "And Zentaro? I have a treat for you."
"Can't be as bad as the wedgie Yagmur gave me this morning at breakfast..." Zentaro replied, as everyone stared at Yagmur in anger.
"What?" Yagmur asked, as he was pelted by a green snowball. Everyone turned to see Lily, whistling.
"Anyways..." Quana said, before taking out a microphone. "Your life may had been hit by tragedy, but I assure you, things will get better, so don't feel so blue..."
Everyone was adored at Quana's singing.
"Well, that does make me feel a little better..." Zentaro replied.
"Glad you enjoy my song, sweetie. Don't feel so down, okay?" Quana said, smiling. "You'll find love again, just don't lose hope!"
"Anyways, where were we?" Chris asked. "Oh, yeah! You'll also be using all the latest gadgets straight from W Labs! They're assured that they're 100% safe!"
Peki held what appeared to be a celery stick, and aimed it at a bag of popcorn. All of a sudden, the bag started to shake, and it exploded. At the center of the explosion...
…
...Was an ear of corn.
"What the heck?" Peki asked. "What is this non-sense?"
"It's the Healthizer! It can make ANY junk food into healthy foods-" Chris said, as Peki destroyed the machine. "Hey! What did you do that for?"
"It's for a good cause, but seriously? That's just WAY beyond messed up!" Peki yelled out loud.
Confessional: Is there a Spinx shaped Food Pyramid somewhere out there?
Peki: That, and you'll screw with the potato chip racket! My uncle's an owner, and I'm thinking up a new flavor: Bacon and Steak flavored chips!
Hambo: (He is horrified) Wait, someone... found the secret?! NOOOOOOOO! I was gonna teach that recipe to my kids someday, and their kids, and maybe their kids before I die! What good will THAT do, now?!
Ivan: (He is starring at a photo of Peki, and a bag of chips with a cartoon character that looks like Peki) Hmm... Nah.
Treela
Treela walked for various blocks, looking for a pet shop to shop at. Most of them were closed, due to a show coming on soon.
"Why would the shops close, all because of a TV show?" Treela asked herself. "But, here we are; Mitten-ful of Pets!"
But on a window, appeared to be a sign.
Frog Sale: 75% Off!
"Is that a sign, or what?" Treela asked herself.
Entering the shop, the various animals looked at Treela with loving eyes. But what really wowed Treela was the music playing in the shop.
"Is that Suki? Kirai!? Suki! by Rie Kugimiya" Treela asked. [1]
Soon enough, a worker came in from the back room. She had blonde hair with purple highlights, a cat-ear headband, and her clothes were cat themed.
"MEOW! Welcome to Mitten-Ful of Pets!" The cashier said. "Winnie here, what do you need, sweetie? We have cats of different breeds! From long hair to short hair, we're bound to have them!"
"Thanks, but... I'm looking for a frog." Treela replied.
"A frog? Well, we have a lot of them! In fact, we're having a sale on them! Plus, if you text the word "KITTEN" to us, you get a HUGE discount!" Winnie said, grinning.
"Dude, I'm only looking for the best frog you have..." Treela replied. "The most grooviest frog around, and all that doo-dah!"
"You remind me of my friend VayVay..." Winnie said. "I shall find you the most grooviest frog I have... With all that doo-dah!"
Winnie then looked around, and picked up what appeared to be a blue frog.
"Um, is that frog okay?" Treela asked. "It's blue."
"People always reject the poor guy, due to his coloring." Winnie said.
"Poor guy... I'll take him!" Treela replied, putting down some money. After taking her change, Winnie smiled.
"Hope you enjoy him!" Winnie said, as Treela thanked Winnie and left. But not before... "HEY! You remind me of my favorite AlphaKidz contestant, Treela..."
"I'm... kinda a fan of her..." Treela replied, smiling. "I also left a goodie in that cash. Later!"
Treela then left the store, as Winnie looked at the goodie that Treela left...
It was Treela's autograph.
"Meow..." Winnie said, smiling.
"Well, now... Time to head back to the lot, and get this little dude in Zentaro's frog tank!" Treela said to herself, frog in tow, as a group of people came towards Treela. Behind the leader appeared to be a red wagon, with a cage on top, housing several snakes.
"Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?" The leader asked. "We're looking to raise awareness for these snakes, shown right here!"
Treela was then given a flier "Mud, Eastern Indigo, Ringneck, Eastern Hognose... The heck's a Squeaky Slitherer?"
"One of the cutest snakes EVER! Wanna see?" The leader asked, as it took out a snake from its cage. It looked at Treela with its beady eyes, as it did something out of the ordinary.
"...It blinked." Treela replied. "Is that even natural?"
"Exactly; we wanna raise awareness! Maybe make a sitcom for it, that'll spawn 7 fanfictions from it, at the very least!" The leader said, ignoring Treela's question and holding out a clipboard.
"Well, I'll sign, if it'll make these snakes popular..." Treela replied, as she signed the clipboard. "There we go."
"Thank you, ma'am!" The leader said, as they walked away. Treela looked at them, and grinned.
"I guess they're nuts for snakes, huh, boy?" Treela said, looking into her bag to see that the frog somehow managed to escape. "Boy? Mr. Froggy?"
Treela looked to see that the frog was crossing the street. Treela yelled out in shock, and looked both ways before crossing, only to be hit by a flier She read it.
"Annual Volkswagen Beetle convention? Today?" Treela asked, as all of a sudden, a parade of Volkswagen Beetles came driving down the road. Treela dodged every car, and managed to get her way to another side.
"Mr. Froggy?" Treela asked. "We really gotta get back to the lot..."
Treela could see that the frog managed to cross the river. Said river was populated with logs, crocodiles, and there was an occasional shark fin shown. [2]
Treela's expression was clear. "Aww... Bummer."
Back at the Lot...
Lily, Gladys, and Hambo were in skis, and were wearing coats. They also had tinted goggles to protect their eyes from the sun's rays on the snow.
"Now, you just found out about ChickenClaw's plans, and you now have to escape via a ski slope, ala For Your Eyes Only. It's a race to the bottom; first person down the slope wins 3 points for his team! Any questions?" Chris asked.
"Um, there isn't a brown man-eating Yeti, is there?" Lily asked.
"Why that's a good question; here's a cookie!" Chris said, as he tossed a cookie at Lily. IT was in the shape of a cat head with octopus tentacles at the bottom.
"Wow, very well played." Lily replied, as she ate the cookie. "But is the word Octopussy kinda a bit TOO adult? There's an 40% chance kids shouldn't be learning about this kinda stuff, yet!"
"And that's why it's called a parental bonus!" Chris said.
Hambo was looking down the slope, looking a bit scared.
"This'll be interesting, to say the least..." Hambo said to himself.
"Hey, Hambo? We may be on different teams, but I can give ya some advice, darlin'! French Fry and Pizza is effective when it comes to skiing! Just remember all that, and you WON'T have a bad time, hon'!" Gladys replied, smiling. [3]
Hambo looked at her with an odd look. "...You never went skiing before, have ya?"
Gladys' smile faded. "...Nope."
Confessional: But what if you Curly Fry, or Waffle Fry? Or Wedge Fry?
Gladys: Cut me a break; I live in the flatlands, hon! Only exposure I got into skiing was that South Park episode, and my mom's cheesy skiing movies from the 80's.
Lily: I went skiing once... Didn't head back since then; some kid kept hounding me for two dollars! Little did I know... He wanted two American dollars.
Hambo: My mom broke her leg skiing once... Not from the slope, but from a bear selling hot chocolate. Stupid marshmallow.
The race soon started, as the three tweens left the gate. Soon after they left, a couple ninjas left the gate, as well. But, on snowboards, aside of skis. They had something on the tip of their board, to which Lily took notice.
"Um, I think there is a 70% chance that's a gun barrel on the tip of their board." Lily said, as a red light shined on her head.
"Try 100% chance, bud!" Hambo replied, as the gun started firing. Thankfully, it was rice pellets. But one of the pellets caused Hambo to slow down a little.
"At least you got lucky, hon! I'm fightin' off a ninja with a katana, using a ski pole!" Gladys said. "Kinda not the best matchup in the world, darlin'!"
"Today's forecast calls for some oddity..." Lily replied to herself.
Hambo, lagging behind, saw that the two girls were in trouble, so he took out some bacon, and began gnawing on it, until they were in the shape of a ninja shuriken.
"I can't believe I'm about to make this reference, but... BREAKFAST TIME, NINJAS! BELIEVE IT!" Hambo yelled out, as he hit the ninjas with the shruikens, knocking them out.
The two girls looked behind them to see that Hambo saved them.
"Hambo? But why?" Gladys asked.
"Yeah, we're on different teams. Why the rescue?" Lily also asked.
"It wouldn't be that fun, otherwise..." Hambo said, as a ninja, driving a snowmobile started to ride down the mountain. It aimed at Gladys, and shot her with a certain lemon-flavored object.
"...A lemon-flavored snowball? How old are you, 12?" Gladys asked.
"But aren't most of us approaching that age?" Lily replied, as she turned towards Hambo. "How many of those bacon- shruikens do you have left?"
"Fresh out, sadly." Hambo said. "But, I do have some Bacon Bits."
Hambo then took out some of the condoment, and spread it in front of the snowmobile. It somehow caused it to start swerving, and fly into a tree, crashing it. Thankfully, the driver was not hurt.
"Okay, we're inching closer to the finish line!" Lily said, grinning.
But, all of a sudden, a giant snowball started to roll down the hill. Hambo noticed it, and...
"Get out of the way!" Hambo yelled out, hopping off his skis and shoving Gladys out of the way, getting engulfed by the snowball. It rolled past Lily, the finish line, and stopped on a brick wall.
SPLAT!
"Hambo! You okay, darlin'?" Gladys yelled out in panic, as she skied over to where he was. He was feeling a bit out of it, though.
"Whoa, is it Fall, already?" Hambo asked. "That was a nice trip..."
Gladys held three fingers up. "Hambo? How many fingers do I have out, hon?"
"Bacon? Lollipop? Bacon-Flavored Lollipops?" Hambo said, in confusion.
"Yuck... But at least you're fine, Hambo!" Gladys replied, hugging Hambo. "Thanks for saving me!"
"No prob!" Hambo said, blushing.
Lily looked at the two. "Eh, even if I came in last place, no big loss."
Confessional: Bacon makes everything better!
Gladys: I just couldn't have Hambo sit there, even if he eats meat! But, he did save my life, and... (She blushes) I'm very grateful, hon.
Hambo: Gladys was in the way of that snowball; I just pushed her out of the way. No way I'm gonna let a lovely girl like that get injured! (He then blushes) But, it was kind of her to check in on me afterwards.
Lily: Okay, there has to be a reason as to WHY someone threw a giant snowball down at Gladys...
Yagmur: Damn... missed. Damn you, Hambo!
Treela
Hopping on the various objects in the river, Treela managed to get to the other side of the river. The frog continued to make Treela chase her around, and into what appeared to be an observatory.
"Mr. Froggy? I don't think we're supposed to be here! And even if they HAD a tour guide, we shouldn't stray from him!" Treela commented, as the frog entered a rather large office. Treela followed suit, and saw that the frog ate a bowl full of nuts. Treela managed to grab the frog, before it could escape again.
"Gotchya!" Treela said, grinning. "Now, we really should get back to the lot." All of a sudden, some doors made some noises. "Crap! We gotta hide! Um..."
Treela then dove under the table, and managed to squeeze herself under the top of the table, Matilda-style.
Entering the room, was some goons wearing jumpsuits. Also entering was a well-dressed man, with a red monocle over a scarred eye. He also had a steel right hand.
Treela managed to catch what he looked like. "I guess that's our villain for this episode, if we can call IT, an episode?"
"Greetings, and welcome to our meeting..." The rather evil-looking person said. "We would have Mr. Modd join us, but he is... busy, at the moment."
At a place somewhere in the world, two guards were knocked out via a couple tranq darts. A Secret Agent suddenly leapt in front of the guards...
"Mr. Modd? What is the meaning of this?" Someone asked.
"What do you mean?" Modd asked.
"This is the Appreciation of the Gold-Colored paper that goes over Holiday chocolates..." Said someone replied, as Modd face-palmed himself.
Back with Treela, The rather evil-looking leader looked at his mooks. "Now then..."
He reached into his peanut bowl to see that his nuts were ate. "WHO ATE MY NUTS?!"
The mooks looked at each other. They were sure "no one" was in the room, prior to the meeting...
"Was it YOU?!" The leader pointed at one of the mooks near the bowl.
"No, sir EyeNutt! I swear!" The goon replied in panic.
"You DO know what I do with traitors, do you?" EyeNutt said, as he pressed a button, and the goon fell in.
Treela could hear the goon's suffering from the room below. And shuddered in fear, along with the frog.
"Dang, NO one deserves THAT kind of punishment..." Treela thought. "There's cruel, and there's canceling an anime to show Angela Anaconda reruns kinda cruel..."
"Now, with the traitor out of the way, we shall discuss our plan..." EyeNutt said. "Moppa is already planning on the show... And it shows."
On a screen behind EyeNutt, it showed a white cat, having his eyes forced open, watching a TV screen.
Treela couldn't believe her eyes. "Poor guy..."
"If Mr. Prince Muffin Pancake Cereal Sausage Toast Head can't resist it, no one can... But now, we shall aim for a random target, as a bit of a test towards humans..."
EyeNutt then typed in something on a keyboard, and outside the Observatory, a laser fired from it's telescope...
In a town called Nantwich, a blond, messy-haired Caucasian male was typing something on his computer.
"Now... What would Berrie say? What would be a good Pokemon to use... Maybe I should ask Bacon..." The blonde said, as there was a green flash. After it subsided, he blinked. "Okay, that was weird."
Outside his door, was some hypnotizing moaning...
"Moppa... Moppa..."
The blonde was curious. "Why is mum acting all hypnotized? I should check what's going on..."
On TV, the family was looking at the TV, chanting "Moppa...", as a lady was on TV.
"Today, on Moppa, we talk to a dog handler, handling dogs that save the lives of ESCAPED CONVICTS! We also talk to a person that went to the latest burger joint to get a burger to his mom, that was DYING her hair blue! Admit it; you LOVE Moppa!"
"Moppa... Moppa..." The family chanted. The blonde was worried.
"I should warn my friends as to what's... go...ppa... Moppa..." The blonde replied, before shaking it off. "No, must warn them!"
"Now, we shall go outside to fire off this weapon on the whole town..." EyeNutt said, as he and the goons left the room.
"Wow, that was beyond bad..." Treela said to herself, crawling out from under the table, frog in tow. "I really gotta stop that plan, but first... I'm saving that cat."
On the Lot...
Opi was on her laptop, on deviantArt, when she refreshed and saw that there was a new message.
"Hey, it's from CragmiteBlaster!" Opi said, out loud.
Ivan was curious. "Why does he feel so familiar?"
VERY HUGE WARNING
By CragmiteBlaster
Do NOT, for any circumstances, watch the Moppa show!
It hypnotized my family, and I'm kinda worried...
"What's the Moppa show?" Ivan asked, as Chris started to announce the next part of the challenge.
"Kids... May we meet over in Lot 9?" Chris asked. "But first, Cookies for everyone!"
Quana then held out a basket for the Pigs, Irene for the Chickens, and Yessica for the Snakes.
"Hey, Xylia? My cookie tastes kinda... funny." Melody replied, as she started to collapse into a sleep...
Melody woke up, to see that her arms and legs were strapped on a table. She couldn't move her arms or legs.
"Um, what's going on here?" Melody asked. "This is SOOOO mainstream."
"Melody?" Easter said. "You're strapped in tight, too?"
"Fraid so..." Melody replied.
"They even swiped my spiked wristbands..." Opi, also strapped to a table, said.
"Welcome, to the next part of the challenge! Those cookies you ate were filled with chocolate-filled sleeping sauce!" Chris said out loud.
"These sleeping corners are completely uncomfortable for all three of us..." Melody replied.
"Now..." Chris said, as he changed costume into what appeared to be an evil-looking person, with a piece of fried chicken for a hand. "MWAHAHAHA! I now captured you, agents! Your Chris friend was just a facade! But, he DID leave me directions on what to do!"
"Once our friends get here..." Easter snapped.
"Wait, what friends? They're watching a show called Moppa, or something..." Chris replied. "Now, your task here is to answer a question correctly! But, just to add pressure, I prepared you three an extra treat!"
All of a sudden, some lasers from above, started to aim for the three kid's... crotches.
"Oh, dear... I'm about to become an Easterette..." Easter replied in fear.
"HEY!" Melody yelled out loud. "Me and Opi are girls! How come we get the crotch-laser treatment?"
"Well, if it'll make you feel better..." Chris said, as two more laser guns came down towards Melody, and started to aim for Melody's... developing chest.
Melody was instantly nervous, and sweating in fear. "Crotch is good! Crotch is good! It may be mainstream, but crotch is totally good!" The lasers then turned off and went back into the ceiling. "Whew..."
"I agree we don't taunt ChickenClaw again..." Opi said.
"Agreed..." Melody replied.
"Now, this question's for Easter." Chris said.
"Dude, do you expect me to talk, after you nearly fried Melody's badonkadonks?" Easter replied.
"Either that, or fry... Now, then... In the first generation of the Pokemon games, what move should you NOT use, else you'll REDUCE the chances for a Critical Hit?" Chris asked.
"Um..." Easter said.
"Psst. Dude..." Melody whispered to Easter, as she whispered something to his ear.
"Is the answer Focus Energy?" Easter asked, as some of the leg straps loosened.
"Correct! But, Melody gave you the answer... So, we shall deliver a hard question to her!" Chris replied.
"Bring it on..." Melody said.
"Wow, you're a tough girl, huh?" Chris replied. "You asked for it..."
Treela
Sneaking through the compound, Treela found the room where the cat was held up in. Treela caught wind of the show, and put her sunglasses closer to her eyes.
"Meow... Meow..." The cat meowed in a droning voice.
"It can even affect cats..." Treela said. "Okay, you had ENOUGH TV for one day!"
She then threw a book at the TV, shattering the screen. Soon enough, the cat returned to normal.
"Hey, I was watching that... Who are you, and what's with the mess?" The cat meowed in confusion.
"Sorry for causing the mess, but I think your master... If you can call him a master, kinda... turned on you, sad to say." Treela said, rubbing on the cat, and removing the stuff keeping the cat's eyes open.
"If so... You may understand me more than he does... But, follow me!" The cat meowed, as it lept from the chair, tearing up the stuff keeping him strapped in, in the first place.
Treela followed the cat to the "Laser Room", which was unguarded. Opening the door, she could see that the laser was being powered by four hamsters, each dyed an unnatural color.
"Holy Zombani..." Treela said to herself. "He's using animals for his experiments? That ungroovy, gosh darn, poopie face, fuzzy slipper!"
Both the frog and the cat looked at Treela with confusion.
"Ribbit?" The frog croaked.
"Sorry, I'm not much of a curser... But, we outta get these hamsters to join our side..." Treela said, as she took out a radio. "Now, follow my lead!"
Soon enough, Hare Hare Yukai started playing, as Treela started to do the ending dance from said show. The frog and cat joined in, as well. [4]
The hamsters took notice, and lept from their wheels, and started to dance alongside Treela. Near the end of the song, though...
WARNING! WARNING! MPH GOING UNDER 55! EXPLOSION EMMIMENT!
"Warning? Explosion Emmiment?! Oh, FUZZY SLIPPER!..." Treela said, as she gathered up the animals, and bailed the room, just as the machine exploded...
Getting up, Treela looked at the animals. "You guys okay?" She asked, as the animals nodded. (Or close to it.) "Good! Now, then... We shall escape in the most peaceful way possible."
All of a sudden, alarm noises started to blare, and footsteps were heard, as Treela knew one thing... She was gonna have to fight her way out.
Her expression was clear. "...Or not. Oh, double bummer."
Back at the Lot...
"And that's game! With answering every question right, the winner of this part of the challenge is... Melody!" Chris shouted out loud. "Seriously, how DID you know that question was Aproicots?"
"Well, if you want the long story..." Melody said, as some of the ceiling fell on the still-active laser gun, and it started to move closer to Melody. "Um, Chris?"
"I'm not sure how that happened, too..." Chris said, as he tried pressing various buttons, but to no avail. "Crap, where's Felix?"
"Watching this Moppa show..." Ivan, who was the only one watching the challenge said. "He, Peki and Danielle are in some kinda trance, and it's freaking me out."
Melody could do nothing, but watch the laser get closer... "One thing's for sure; I'll be a half-sister..."
Easter, having some of his hand loose, broke free of the restrant. Reaching into his pocket, he took out a coin, and aimed for the beam currently heading towards Melody.
"I only have one shot..." Easter said, as he tossed the coin. The laser went off the coin, and onto the gun, exploding it.
"Easter? Why?" Melody asked.
"Because, you're an awesome girl, and I didn't wanna see you get hurt." Easter replied.
Melody said nothing, but she blushed.
Confessional: The Start of a New Couple?
Easter: Even though I like Zentaro, I also had a soft spot for Melody. She's just so cute, and under her tough exterior... She has a gentle interior. (He blushes) Now, who to choose... It may be too early for Zentaro, though.
Melody: Easter is just so cute, and... he saved my life. (She blushes, but stops herself.) No, no. Falling in love is mainstream. (She blushes again.) But I just can't help it!
"Now, it's time for the Finale of this challenge! Follow me!" Chris said. "Kids?"
However, the kids were still watching the Moppa show.
"Allow me to get their attention..." Xylia said, grinning. "YOU'RE REALLY WATCHING JERSEY SHORE!"
Almost instantly, the kids turned their attention to Xylia.
"Really? Eew..." Peki replied, in horror.
Everyone started to leave, except Bitty. Xylia had to pull her away from the TV.
Everyone was standing in front of the lot, for the final challenge. It looked like a volcano.
Gladys was looking a bit spooked.
"Gladys? You look SOOOO uneasy." Xylia said, in concern. "What's wrong?"
"I just remembered; I left my bedroom on fire. Sorry, but I can't take part, hon!" Gladys replied.
"But, we were in the Middle of the Road trailer last night!" Xylia explained. "Our side WAS a bedroom!"
"It was one of Felix's inventions that makes holographic fire! I better turn it off before it shorts out and makes a real fire, hon!" Gladys yelled out, as she started to make way for the trailer.
Xylia was watching Gladys run off. "She seemed totally scared, once she found out the last challenge is taking part in a volcano. Understandable, if she's scared of volcanoes, but still...
In a makeshift lab, in the volcano, Quana was tied up, with about several ninjas surrounding the compound.
"You have just made it to the volcano lab! Your girl Quana is captured, and you have to stop ChickenClaw from stopping his ultimate plan! He plans on changing not just all the books into Twilight novels, but... ALL the DVDs into Twilight movies!" Chris said, as ChickenClaw.
"Why, that fiend!" Lily said out loud.
"Tell me about it..." Coco replied.
"Now, your task, is to stop me from activating the weapon!" Chris said, grinning.
Powerful Pigs
"Zentaro?" Coco asked, putting a hand on Zentaro's sholder. "I know you're feeling down, but you gotta do this. If not for us, but for Tongue..."
"Yeah, but..." Zentaro replied.
"I think Zentaro is out of sorts, for today... I shall take over." Seth said.
"Okay, I hope you know what you're doing..." Coco replied, looking over at Zentaro, all worried.
Smug Snakes
"And why the hell not?!" Yagmur yelled out loud.
"Because, there is no telling what you would do to those ninjas!" Hambo said.
"You're just jealous, because you can't match up to MY skills..." Hambo replied, as Danielle came up to the bully and the Baconholic.
"Hey, Hambo! Yagmur!" Danielle said, holding on to some sausages, dipped in what appeared to be cheese. "I have lunches!"
"GIMMIE!" Yagmur yelled out, grabbing the sausage.
"HEY! You coulda said thanks!" Danielle replied, as Yagmur bit into the sausage, and his eyes instantly watered.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH! HOT! HOT! I NEED SOMETHING TO COOL MY TONGUE!" Yagmur yelled out.
"Would water do?" Danielle asked, holding a water bottle, as Yagmur grabbed the water bottle, and drunk it.
"AAAAAAHH! IT BURNS MORE!" Yagmur yelled out.
Hambo looked at Danielle. "It isn't THAT hot... is it?"
"I wouldn't know... But it'll shut him up, for a while." Danielle said, offering the other sausage to Hambo. "Sausage and milk?"
Creepy Chickens
Xylia was close to the cheesy lava, and dipped a tortilla chip into it. Climbing back up, she bit into it, and did some thinking.
"Hmm... Tastes like Pepper Jack Cheese, mixed with grounded up Jalapenos, Ghost Chili, Trinidad Scorpion Peppers, and the Hanaponritistan Hyper Chili Pepper . Thankfully, I know what to totally do!" Xylia said, as she swallowed some milk, to get the taste from her mouth. She spit the milk out into a convientally placed sink. "Like Chris would use REAL lava for this challenge; it be SOOOO insane!"
She headed back to her team. "...And that's why Ivan should be the one to do the challenge. You up to it?" Nancy asked.
"Sure!" Ivan replied.
Confessional: If Ivan becomes an action figure... Does it come with a tiny net?
Ivan: (He is eating from a box of Cookie Crisp for no apparent reason) Besides, after yesterday, I really wanna make it up to them. Plus, I was also one of the ones to NOT get hypnotized by that Moppa. I... kinda had other fish to fry, or in this case, leaves.
Xylia: Growing up in a cooking family like mine has totally made me knowledgable to tastes and smells of certain foods. Last person that was in here totally ate Cookie Crisp!
Treela
Treela was taking out various goons, all while running towards the exit.
"Come on, goons! You and me, man!" Treela said, taunting the goons.
All of a sudden, there was some pounding, as a rather large robot spider came towards Treela. But, it's body looked of that of a caucasian teenage girl's head, wearing a bowler hat and sunglasses.
"Sorry, girlie! Can't let you escape!" EyeNutt said, inside the robot.
"Oh, triple bummer..." Treela replied. "Talk about building your own Omelette..."
"Omelette? Who is Omelette? I won this from a radio quiz show!" EyeNutt said, grinning, as he started to aim for Omelette. "Are you allergic to nuts?"
"Nope!" Treela replied.
"Really? Okay, just making sure..." EyeNutt said. "I can still try to shoot your eye out! This baby comes equiped with a thing that tells time!"
EyeNutt shot peanuts at the hippie turned action girl. Dodging shot after shot, she backflipped, with the animals watching the fight on the sidelines.
"Go, mysterious blonde girl!" The cat meowed.
"Rah-Rah-Rah!" The frog ribbited.
"You better not die, baka!" The older of the lavender hamster sisters yelled out loud.
"Do I expect you to talk?" EyeNutt taunted, as a dodgeball was tossed at the sunglasses, doubling as cannons.
"Nope, I expect YOU to go bye-bye!" Treela said, grinning.
EyeNutt leapt out of his machine, and started to take on Treela, one on one. But thanks to Treela's really good dodging skills, she managed to dodge EyeNutt's punches. Soon enough, he was tired.
"Time for the finish! FAR! OUT! KICK!" Treela yelled out, as he kicked EyeNutt across the room!
Upon landing, EyeNutt struggled to stand up.
"Impressive, for a newbie agent..." EyeNutt said, pressing a button. "But, the T-H-R-E-A-D Originzation shall have the last laugh!"
Treela could feel the building starting to shake. "Welp, time for this groovy pup to bail!"
Treela, and the animals managed to escape the building, before it managed to take off, into the air.
"Wow... Would they believe me if they asked where I was?" Treela asked, as the cat meowed. "Yeah, best keep it our secret... Now, let's get back to the lot, for realzies!"
At the Lot
The Challenge was coming to a close, as the three were battling impressively. Danielle, who chose to be in the challenge, managed to reach Quana first.
"Aren't you a little short to be an agent?" Quana asked.
"Aren't you a little too cute to be single?" Danielle smirked right back.
"I do... have a boyfriend." Quana replied, as Danielle managed to cut Quana open with a claw from her glove.
"What, leaving so soon?" Chris, as ChickenClaw, taunted Danielle, as she kicked him into the cheesy lava.
"That's gonna... ruin his hair..." Danielle said, as the lab started to "cave in" on itself.
"RUN! RUN AWAY FROM THE STYROFOAM BOULDERS!" Ivan yelled out loud, as all three tweens made it out of the labortory before it collapsed on itself.
"Wow... what a challenge..." Danielle replied. "Chris? Sorry for ruining your hair."
"Actually, you didn't." Chris said. "I borrowed one of Felix's inventions, the one he used from the first episode, the one that ruined my plans to get you soaking wet... Anyways, with Danielle winning this portion of the challenge, I shall tally up the points!"
Right on cue, Treela came running towards their team.
"-BLEEP- FINALLY, TREELA!" Bitty yelled out. "Where have you BEEN all day?!"
"Um, I was meditating?" Treela lied.
"And how come there's stuff in your pockets?" Vaughn asked.
"Did you go practice Trick or Treating?" Coco replied. "Next time, can I join in?"
"And we tallied up the votes! Coming in first are..."
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"...The Smug Snakes!"
The Snakes cheered loudly.
"Awesome!" Peki yelled out loud.
"And your prize is every James Bond movie, on various DVDs!" Chris said, grinning. "In Second are the Creepy Chickens, and in Third are the Powerful Pigs! See you at the Ceremony!"
Confessional: Victory!
Danielle: I'm quite surprised Chris forgave me that quick for kicking him into the cheesy lava...
Ivan: Oh, well... Second place. I think now is a good time to give Peki those gifts I made her!
At the Mess Hall, Ivan was holding a small gift box, and was approaching Peki. Danielle was next to him.
"Hey, don't be nervous!" Danielle replied. "Just face your nervousness and you'll do fine!"
"Okay..." Ivan said, as he was in front of Peki. "Um, Peki?"
"Yeah, Ivan?" Peki asked cheerfully.
"I... made these for you." Ivan said, as he gave Peki the gift, and she opened it...
It was a pair of earrings, in the shape of the Animal Crossing leaf.
"AWWWWWW, these are PERFECT!" Peki said, grinning. "And you made these? You have a really good talent! Thank you!"
She then hugged Ivan and kissed him on the cheek. Ivan blushed, as he was taken back.
"See? You faced your nervousness, and you got rewarded, big time!" Danielle replied, patting Ivan on the back.
"Thanks, Danielle." Ivan said, smiling.
Meanwhile, at the Pigs Table, they were discussing on who to vote off.
"So, we shall vote off Treela. Right?" Bitty said. "I can TRUST you on this, right?"
Bitty then left the room, as everyone turned towards Treela.
"So, now that Queen Nag is gone, we should talk about who to vote for..." Treela replied.
Zentaro said, under his breath, what sounded like "You can vote me off...", as he got up and left, as well.
"Heck, even I'm not sure who to vote for..." Coco said.
"Whatever the case, we are NOT voting for Zentaro." Treela replied.
"Then who do we vote off?" Vaughn asked.
"You can vote for me, daddy-o." Seth replied.
"Huh, really?" Coco asked, concerned. "Don't you like it, here?"
"I do, but with Zentaro sad... I think he could use some cheering up." Seth replied, smiling and winking at Treela.
Confessional: Vote time!
Treela: I vote for Seth, like he asked.
Zentaro: ...I vote for myself.
Coco: I am voting for Seth. Wish we could think up something else, plus Bitty said she would do something if I voted for her,,,
Seth: Treela told me EVERYTHING. So that's why I'm voting for...
At the Ceremony, they were waiting for Chris to decide their fate. Soon enough, he did.
"Kids, you know the deal; if I call out your name, come up, and receive your bag of popcorn! First one goes to Treela..."
"Next is Vaughn..."
"Coco..."
"Bitty..."
"Easter..."
"Lily..."
Zentaro and Seth were the only ones left without a bag of popcorn. Zentaro looked down, while Seth smiled.
"Zentaro, Seth, this is the final bag of popcorn of the evening, and tonight... it goes to..."
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"...Zentaro."
Zentaro was surprised. "But, why?"
"Because, you deserve to be happy. After our goodbyes, check the cabin, okay?" Seth said, grinning.
"You... voted for yourself?" Zentaro asked, as Seth nodded. "Wow... I shall never forget that..."
At the Carpet of Failure, everyone was giving Seth their goodbye.
"Wow, that was a good thing you did..." Easter said. "I'll never forget you, daddy-o!"
"And I shall never forget you, Bunny-Boy!" Seth replied.
"Seth... While you got voted out was ungroovy, I gotta say, you're one FAR OUT dude!" Treela said, smiling.
"You are, too!" Seth replied, as he got in the Limo. "Well, time for me to go. Later, all!"
The kids watched the Limo drive far into the night...
"Pigs? The rest of you are safe... for now." Chris said, taking his leave.
"We know, but I gotta find out the secret surprise..." Zentaro replied, as he also took off for the Losers Cabin...
Losers Cabin, Boy's Side
Zentaro took a peek in the room. He saw that his frog tank was there. He was a bit sad from the events that occurred earlier today. Suddenly, he couldn't believe his eyes...
There was the frog from earlier, that caused Treela a LOT of activity today.
"A new frog?" Zentaro asked. "But... why?"
"Because you were all bummed out, and..." Treela said. "I think I controbuted to Tongue's death, and I wanted to make it up to you."
All of a sudden, Treela was caught in a hug.
"It's okay, Treela." Zentaro replied, smiling. "Plus... I don't think you were responsible for Tongue dying, after all."
"Really?" Treela asked.
"Nope; I can see it in your eyes... You got this frog for me." Zentaro said, as Treela nodded.
"And what a day it was, getting him. But you wouldn't believe me, if I told you." Treela replied, grinning.
"Well... tomorrow's bound to be a more hectic day; MUCH better than today. We should rest up!" Zentaro said, smiling.
"Will do. Night, Zentaro!" Treela replied, leaving the room, and entering her side of the cabin, where she laid on the futon, and sighed, as she looked to the side to see her new pets. There was a chocolate cornet in the hamster's cage. Treela was a bit confused. "Um, where did you guys get the cornet?"
"I'm not sure, but I wanna ask life's simple question... What side of a chocolate cornet do you eat?" The blue-haired hamster asked.
"Konata, you silly and groovy cutie..." Treela said, rubbing on Konata the hamster's head.
Confessional: A Happy Ending!
Treela: I had to give these hamsters a new home! They're just so groovy! Also, Zentaro is also groovy enough; he didn't deserve to lose his pet... (She blushes) At least the Groovy Cutie has a new one.
Konata: How about you, what side do you eat? I personally go for the skinny part...
Cat: I really like the hippie girl, but... She seems to already have a few pets... Maybe I'll hang with that pink-haired girl... Besides, with my original owner gone... It's time to make a change!
Chris is on stage, giving out the Outro.
"And so, Seth is gone, but Zentaro has a frog friend again! But what will happen next time? Find out right here, on..."
"Total!"
"Drama!"
"ALPHAKIDZ!"
VOTES
Coco: Seth
Seth: Himself
Treela: Seth
Zentaro: Himself
Bitty: Zentaro
Vaughn: Seth
Lily: Seth
Easter: Seth
Eliminated: Quant, Ralph, Winter, Alora, Seth
And Seth is the next one to go! Seth was kinda filler, but also kinda fun to write for. Shame I didn't have more 50's lingo for him to spit out... As thus Beatnik lingo.
Quana and Winnie belongs to CragmiteBlaster
[1] That song is the second ending of the anime "The Familiar of Zero"... Totally NOT involving a certain robot from the Megaman series.
[2] Shoutout to Frogger!
[3] And to South Park!
[4] And to Haruhi! Wow, I made a lot of shoutouts today, huh?
NEXT TIME: We interview Quant, Ralph, Winter, Alora, and Seth!
BaconBaka shall return!