CH 13: Yoshi vs. Kirby
"Now, let's get down to buisness." Yoshi had said clenching his fists. "Aww! He's so cute!" Dedede said. An egg flew at Dedede and smacked him in the head knocking him out. "And there's alot more where that one came from fatso." Yoshi said tossing one in the air at Meta Knight. The knight quickly launched the Sword Beam attack at the egg splitting the egg in half. It flew at Yoshi who jumped over it. The beam hit Yoshi's house causing it to explode. All of the dinosaur's things, movies, and everything he valued exploded with it. Yoshi's eye twitched and Kirby and Meta Knight roared with laughter. "You son of a bitch..." Yoshi said darkley. "OH NO HE DIDN'T" Dialga yelled. Yoshi quickly stomped on the ground in a very specific combination.
"Speed this up. We aren't playing DDR." Meta Knight yelled. "Shut it." Yoshi said before breaking out into song. "I'm a Barbie Girl, in a barbie world. Life in plastic. It's fantastic." "WHAT THE?" Kirby shouted as his jaw dropped. Meta Knight shielded his eyes. "You're my hope for survival. I'm so dead." Palkia said. "I created a world. I created all the Pokemon. But, I never knew such an atrocity could exist." Arceus said rolling his eyes. "What if Shadow saw this?" Dialga asked. "Don't even go there." The god responded. "SHUT UP! It helps me remeber the code." When the song was over, a big pillar rose. "Nintendo said this weapon was too "Violent" for the Mario games. But, you've earned a golden ticket. You've earned a golden ticket. You've earned a golden ticket straight to Hell." Yoshi sang in the tune of that one song in the Choclate Factory movie.
A very wierd looking gun landed in Yoshi's hands. He pointed it straight at Mets Knight and fired. A nail sored through the air and struck the knight in the head taking him down. "Well, the Quodforce is a piece of shit." Meta Knight said on the ground. "Actually, it isn't. Chapter 6 of the Quodforce for dummies, Page 217. "The effects will take over within 5 hours." Yoshi informed with a sneer. "What?" "I spent Christmas with Link last year." Yoshi replied.
"Dialga, Arceus stay back. I've got this one." Kirby said stepping foward. Yoshi held up the nail gun. "Don't take another step." He warned. Kirby made a fart noise with his toungue to which the dinosaur scowled at. "Kirby, act mature. I assure you. I'm your worst nightmare." "My worst nightmare already came true, dickhead. My friends are dead." "Then what beef do you have with me. Scram!" "Meta Knight and Dedede are now the closest things I have to friends. Mess with them, you mess with me." "Tsk... Tsk. Its a shame that one with so much potential is being wasted by a fatass and self concious meta head. You could've been so much more. Oh well. Today, your life ends."
Kirby drew Galaxia and watched as yoshi rolled into an egg which Galaxia easily shattered. A nail was shot at the pink ball wh cut it down with his partner's blade. Kirby drew the pistol and shot at the green dinosaur who shot in the air and a rainbow propelled him foward. "Rainbows. Really?" "Not the most manly but whatever." "Yeah, its gay." "Says the pink ball." "That's it dino, you're fucking dead." Kirby shouted charging foward. Yoshi rolled into an egg and plowed Kirby like land and broke out. "Its going to take more than that." He said laughing. "Warp Star." Kirby replied as the star swooped out of nowhere and picked him up. "What now?" Yoshi groaned. Kirby then landed next to him creating an explosion sending Yoshi into the lake.
"Sunk like the titanic. Only you didn't sink with some crap love story on top of you." Kirby said turning towards Palkia. "Now for you.." He sneered before a fireball struck him knocking him into the sky. he turned to see that Yoshi had grown wings and was flying towards him. So, he raide the sword. "DIE!" He screamed hurling Sword Beam. Yoshi twirled around it and clobbered the puff-ball with his wings knocking the pistol and Galaxia out of his grasp. "You're persistant. Or are you stupid? Both I guess." Kirby sighed. "Look at you. I didn't need a star to come bail be out of jail." "Jail?" "I'm like jail. There's no escaping me, Kirby. You're about to see why." "Can I make popcorn first?" "Sure, AND HERE'S THE HEAT!" Yoshi shouted breathing deadly flames right at Kirby who quickly inhaled them.
Fire Kirby was quickly created. "Nope, just stupid." Kirby said shaking his small head. "Don't insult me!" Yoshi commanded. "I wasn't the one who made that dumbass, irrational, decision. I have every right to insult you." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you! "Fuck you!" "...Buttface..." Yoshi said making Kirby's jaw drop. "You did not just say buttface." "Oh but I did, torchy. What're you going to do about it?" "You'll see." Kirby shot fire as did Yoshi and the two beams collided. "It's the Final Countdown!" Arceus sang. Dialga and Palkia shook their heads. "What?"
'Just a little more.' Kirby thought as his started going foward. Suddenly, a nail hit him right between the eyes. 'Shit' He thought. The fire came back and incinerated him and destroyed his ability as quickly as it had come. "How does it feel to die?" Yoshi asked sneering. "You tell me." Kirby replied taking the nail out and planting it in Yoshi's eye causing the dinosaur to shriek. "Hit him Arceus." Kirby ordered. "Whatever." The god replied launching Judgement at Yoshi knocking him into the ocean where he sank beneath the water. Kirby went to Meta Knight and helped him up. Dedede was now up as well. "Now, there's 1 thing left to do." Dialga said looking at Palkia. "Oh just great." Palkia said shaking his head.