A Note From Me: As you may have already guessed, this is the last chapter of TWSS! Please expect no more, but it would be great if you could give me just a little review at the end… wink wink. Please enjoy this chappie you guys! Thanks to all my faithful readers! This is for you.
Disclaimer x13 (Whole Story): I own a dirty mind, the best friends ever, and the ability to laugh for the entire lunch period, not Twilight.
"Wow," Bella said as she got out of Edward's new silver Volvo. "I can't believe that we're seniors already! This is gonna be the best year ever!"
It had been four years since they had been in eighth grade, and the 'That's What She Said' joke had been all but forgotten. Around the start if their freshmen year it had grown old, slowly being used less and less. Now they were in high school, although their maturity levels hadn't increased much since they were fourteen.
Their mental dirtiness wasn't the only thing that had remained the same. Rosalie and Emmett, Jasper and Alice, and Bella and Edward were all still best friends. The couples had held strong throughout their three completed years of senior high, and although they had all had their tribulations, the six had grown even closer together.
Bella sighed. What had happened? Where had their time in high school gone? Now they only had one year left.
"We have to make the most of this," Edward said, squeezing her hand in his. "Who knows if we'll all be separated for college next year."
Jasper, Rose, Alice, and Emmett walked up behind them. "Okay, okay. Enough reminiscing," Rose laughed.
"Let's get our senior on!" Alice shrieked, clapping and jumping up and down as only Alices do.
Jasper laughed, wrapping his arms tightly around her waist. "Let's go in, okay? We have to sign up for our electives, and we can't be late to start our senior year!"
They all entered the school together, waving to old friends and smiling at the shaking freshmen. When they reached the elective sign-up board, Emmett groaned. "I already hate all of these options!" he whined.
"You can try the cooking class," Rosalie suggested.
"Nah, too hard," Emmett decided.
"What about water polo?" asked Edward.
"No, too wet," Emmett complained.
"Oh! There's a juggling course!" Bella laughed. "It says here that you can learn to juggle up to ten balls at a time!"
"Nope, I can only handle two balls at a time, thank you very much," Emmett smirked.
Behind him, Jasper stifled a laugh. "That's what she said," he snickered.
"That's what who said?" Alice asked. Then the realization dawned on her. "Ohhhh…"
It was back.
September:
"Ewww! It's slimy! What's that white stuff coming out of it!"
October: "Rosie?" Emmett asked his girlfriend on Halloween. "I want to be a girl tonight. Could I please borrow one of you skirts?
"No." Rose said simply. "I don't really think you'd fit into my pants."
November: "Okay, so a right angle is ninety degrees, right?" Edward reviewed in Geometry Two.
"Yeah," Emmett agreed. "You know, the same 'right angle' my hard d…"
"DON'T SAY IT!" Edward whispered loudly. "It's not a good time for that!"
December: "I need to write one more paragraph for this last college application essay," Jasper groaned.
"Well, you've already typed four pages. Do you think it would fit?" Rose asked.
January: "Senior ski tri! Senior ski trip!" Alice chanted while on the lift, her feet dangling down. "Hehe, Jazz," she giggled to her boyfriend next to her. "I dare you to… lick that pole!"
Jasper, not one to ever pass up a dare, stuck his tongue out and licked the metal pole of the lift. "Uh, Alice?" he said after almost a minute. "I think it's stuck."
February: "Rose!" Alice squealed. "I love your new car! Is that a Maserati?"
"No," Rosalie replied. "It's actually a…"
"Oh, whatever," Alice interrupted. "It's hot! Can you give me a ride?"
March: "Arg," Bella said to Edward, brushing her hair in the hallway after one extremely sweaty gym class. "My hair is growing so long."
"Whoa!" Emmett said, briefly walking past Bella. "What's long? And I can tell you now, it's not as long as mine."
April: "Ew, exams all day," Jasper complained. "And I only have a pen."
"It's okay," Bella said. "You can borrow my pencil."
May: "Bella, baby, what are you doing?" Edward asked, looking over at his girlfriend, who was seemingly pulling and pushing at a plastic snack bag that a held chocolate covered pretzels just a few minutes ago.
"I can't get all the leftover chocolate shards out. And they're the best part! So I'm trying to pour them into my mouth from the bag. But it's not stiff enough!" she cried, frustrated.
Finally it was June, and the friends had all gotten their college acceptances. Jasper and Edward were going to the same school in California, but the rest were scattered throughout the Northwest. It was hard, knowing that they would be separated, but they promised to keep in touch.
"I can't believe that this is our last summer before college!" Alice said after their graduation ceremony. "We have to make the most of it all."
"Yeah," Emmett agreed, looking around at his friends who were all nodding their heads in consent. "We have to make memories. And we can start with this." He whipped out a hot pink water balloon seemingly filled with shaving cream out from behind his back. He flung it at his friends, who had seen it coming.
All but Bella, that is. "Oh, gosh, Emmett! That came right at my face!"
Fin
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