A/N: Okay I am so so so so so sorry that I have not update this story, But I've been busy with my other story What Happened? And I had a lot to do with that. So I won't keep you waiting any longer. Here is the very very very longly waited chapter of Answering Machines.
Sakura's Answering Machine:
Hey everyone this is Sakura Leave a message. Oh and Lee I won't go out with you and Naruto I don't want to go get ramen. (beep)
Message 1: Tsunade
Sakura You are needed at the hospital so as soon as you get this message get down here. (beep)
Message 2: Naruto
But why don't you like ramen? It makes the world go round! Cause you see there are all types of ramen to suite everyone, there is miso ramen and beef ramen and (he names all the kinds of ramen) So as you see you might like some/ so please come eat ramen with me! (beep)
Message 3: Sai
Hey Ugly, Just calling to say that we have a mission tomorrow. Bye (beep)
Message 4: Unknown caller
I will get you and when I do. Oh you are in for a surprise. (beep)
Message 5: Lee
SAKURA! Please date me! You are my youthful flower of spring that I can't live without! And gai sensei says go after all things youthful! (beep)
Message 6: Ino
Head billboard brow, I heard you have another mission to find Sasuke. Well I'll tell you something if you kiss him before me you are in for a rude awaking! (beep)
Message 7: Shizune
Sakura! We need you at the hospital now! Some people went nuts and know are trying to tip over all people in wheelchairs! Hurry up please! (Beep)
Message 8: Tobi
Hi! I'm Tobi. I'm calling to say thank you for killing Sasori because of you I was able to join the Akatsuki! (Deidara in background: Don't say such things about Sasori you idiot!) To. bi. Has. to. go. Now. is. Being. Choked. Bye. (beep)
End of messages
A/N:Well I hope you all enjoyed that chapter! I'll update soon okay!