Author's Note: Alright an awesome little chapter to keep you guys laughing while I write up the next Indi chapter to get her caught up so that this book can end and the Return of the King can start!

Chapter Thirteen

Recovery

WARNING:

SERIOUSNESS

VIOLENCE

MAGICALLY STUFF

ROMANCE

Jessica felt her darkened world spin to life as she refused to open her eyes, her body felt as if it were on fire, the presence of someone next to her kept her cautious of their distance. Suddenly a hand wrapped around her own and a pair of lips pressed to her forehead. Eyes flinging open Jessica found she was starring into the chest of dark garments and a rugged breaded chin.

"She's up," Legolas' voice whispered happily as the being over move back, revealing Aragorn with a happy smile.

"You-ah-lad you are the strongest gender confused being out there!" Gimli scoffed his eyes glistening with tears causing Jessica to grin.

"I am sorry I could not protect you," Aragorn whispered bowing his head to her hand, placing her knuckles to his forehead before kissing them.

"Really?" Jessica questioned narrowing her eyes as Aragorn moved to sit on his knees so that he was eye to eye with her.

"I give you my sincerest apology and beg for your forgiveness that this had happened to you," Aragorn whispered as Jessica's eyes roamed over the room they were in. It was indeed the cave systems under Helm's Deep, the 'bed' she was laying on was stacked hay with blankets. Her eyes finally rejoining to Aragorn's.

"You are stupid," she finally said with a huffed before sliding her hand out of his and pushing herself into a painful sitting position so she could look at her companions.

"Excuse me?" Aragorn questioned in worry.

"Y.O.U A.R.E S.T.U.P.I.D" Jessica replied spelling each letter out so that he may be able to understand it better.

"That's my lad," Gimli laughed as Aragorn smiled, shaking his head the other's joined Jessica at her bedside when Eowyn suddenly rushed into the room.

"Are you well?" she asked in concern causing Jessica to look down at her chest hoping that she was still bound to her relief she was, looking back to Eowyn she gave a nod.

"I was so worried!" she yelled attempting to fling herself at the man before her only to have Aragorn and Boromir jump to grab the woman.

"He is very wounded. It would be best to let him head before embracing him," Boromir advised.

"Of course," Eowyn laughed half heartedly before bowing to Jessica and taking her leave once more. Jessica looked at the men around her before Legolas suddenly moved away from her finding the passing people very interesting.

"I healed your wounds," Aragorn confirmed.

"To keep the others from finding out," Boromir added.

"No one saw," Gimli confirmed before finding the crowd just as interesting as Legolas and moving to join the elf. Narrowing her eyes at her friends, Jessica turned her eyes back down to find she was wearing Legolas' tunic of Mirkwood.

"Mine was much to large, the elf's was only slightly bigger but after you wear your Gondor armor and belts it should fit just fine," Boromir said quickly.

"What the fuck?" Jessica yelled holding the blanket around her as if she were caught naked before the men.

"It's not as bad as it seems," Legolas called.

"So you all decided to strip me when I was out of it and change me?" Jessica exclaimed.

"You were bleeding and broken. I had to heal you," Aragorn whispered.

"I understand that but everyone had to sit and watch?" Jessica yelled her face turning a bright red as she narrowed her eyes at Boromir who instantly blushed and looked to Aragorn for help.

"It was so other would be detained if they tried to wonder over," Aragorn answered as Jessica threw back the blanket finding her trousers missing and her bare legs greeting her with white gauzes, blood stains leaking through. Shoving the blanket back over her she narrowed her eyes dangerously.

"Here," Boromir whispered handing her another pair of his trouser that he had packed.

"They will be much to big. With your wounds it'll be good for you not to be in tight clothing for a while," Aragorn added.

"I dress would be good for the lad when this is all over," Gimli chuckled before quickly walking away from the group knowing Jessica would start screaming in anger soon.

"You have lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you in this similar position," Boromir laughed trying to lighten the mood.

"Well gee running half way across the world does tend to do that to people," Jessica huffed her mood turning from anger to joking as she rose to her feet, Aragorn instantly tugging on the on concealment of her gender, her boxers.

"What are these?" Aragorn questioned.

"Boxers," Jessica replied relieved they were on regardless if they were taken off or not she really did not want to know, pulling her pants on she turned to find Legolas' staring at her intently.

"You look like the perfect combination of the elven friends and human friends that you carry," Legolas commented. As the memory of her reason for this embarrassment came flooding back to her Jessica turned to Boromir.

"Where is Kristy?" she asked as she felt sick, she sat down.

"With Elrohir," Boromir answered.

"They needed privacy," Legolas added.

"I do not know where they went to," Aragorn answered quickly seeing the fire rising that the other two obviously did not see.

"They went alone?" Jessica whispered.

"Of course," Legolas answered.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?" Jessica shouted before forcing her sore and broken body up and began walking. Legolas pointing further in the cave to where Elrohir had led Kristy.

"I'm not crazy!" Kristy yelled at the chuckling elf who had insisted on talking to her about this so called dream she had.

"I am aware of your sanity," Elrohir said causing the girl before him to narrow her eyes to slits, while the elf moved closer.

"Oh no no no! That is not going to fix everything!" Kristy yelled backing away from the elf, tripping over a rock and landing on a blanket.

"What's not?" Elrohir asked innocently as he slowly lowered himself onto his knees, crawling over the young girl.

"Seducing me!" Kristy yelled.

"So I seduce you?" Elrohir asked with an air of confidence as his face lowered to Kristy's blushing one.

"N-no..." Kristy trailed off before looking at the blanket on the ground.

"W-w-we're on someone's bed," she added.

"It is mine," Elrohir replied his nose touching hers.

"You don't sleep," Kristy answered.

"But you do," Elrohir said causing the girl grow tense as his lips touched the tip of her nose, traveling down to her lips, hovering just above them.

"I sleep in Jesse's bed," Kristy said as Elrohir's lips met with hers in a soft kiss, causing both their eyes to droop shut, the elf slowly sliding himself between the girls legs to deepen the kiss. Pulling away slowly their eyes met once more.

"Now you will sleep in mine. Let me have you," Elrohir whispered.

"Why...we hate each other," Kristy whispered her face turning a deeper shade of red.

"It's playful banter. I want to spend my life with you," Elrohir whispered across her lips causing Kristy to instantly gasp in shock.

"But we hate each other," she defended.

"You really hate me?" he asked cocking an eyebrow.

"Well...no..." Kristy whispered.

"Stay with me," Elrohir whispered kissing the side of her face.

"Ok..." Kristy whispered confused.

THERE SHOULD BE THE BEGINNING OF A SEX SCENE HERE BUT DUE TO THE RATING I TOOK IT OUT!

"Kristy?" Jessica called moving down the caves wall, grasping it tightly pulling her outer tunic tighter around her body as she suddenly felt colder. A soft gasping caught her ears as she turned to corner to find he young sister in what could only be any older siblings nightmare.

"GET THE FUCK OFF HER!" Jessica shouted as Elrohir instantly was on his feet, half naked. Her fist flying back and pushing forward to connect with the elf's face, Elrohir out of habit moved out of the way dodging the blow easily.

"Stand still!" Jessica yelled as she threw her outer tunic to her sibling refusing to look at her as she drew her sword.

"Are you really going to attack me?" Elrohir questioned in concerned.

"You are seducing and tricking my sister just so you can get an easy lay? She can't help it she's young and stupid but you don't need to fuck with her emotions!" Jessica yelled moving to swing the sword when Legolas, Haldir and Elladan rushed forward. Legolas tackling Jessica, Haldir grabbing Kristy and Elladan pushing his twin back.

"Hey!" Kristy yelled at her insult.

"What's going on?" Aragorn asked as he and Boromir walked into the scene of disaster. The color dropping from their faces not from the scene of Elrohir and Kristy which they had expected but from the red seeping through Jessica's clothing. The girl's sword falling from her hand as her face went pale, she moved to drop to her knees though Legolas caught her.

"What's wrong with her?" Kristy whispered from behind Haldir as she dressed quickly.

"There was no wounds for her to reopen..." Aragorn whispered rushing forward.

"Where is it coming from?" Boromir asked as Legolas held onto the girl as she doubled over, blood seeping out of her mouth. Aragorn began to pull at her tunic looking over her sides and back where there was the most blood to find deep incisions next to her spinal cord on either side.

"What is this?" Legolas asked.

"Where did they come from?" Boromir questioned as Kristy looked on in concern, finally fully dressed.

"We have to seal them," Legolas said.

"I know not how deep they are," Aragorn said.

"They have to be deep if she is vomiting blood," Boromir said causing tears to come to Kristy's eyes as she rushed to her sister.

"Get her out of here," Aragorn ordered, Haldir picking the young girl up and rushing her out of the caves. The three men hovered over Jessica wondering what was going on.

"Frodo what are you doing?" Sam called as Frodo made his way out from hidden as the Nazgul flew over head.

"Where are you going?" Indi hisses. The two followed him as he came to stand upon a wall, facing the Nazgul. Frodo's hand extended out toward it with the Ring on his palm. Sam quickly rushes up the stairs as Faramir fires an arrow toward the approaching enemy. Frodo and Sam tumble down, Frodo drawing his sword holding it securely to Sam's throat.

"Frodo!" Indi yelled.

"It's me. It's your Sam," Sam whispered.

"Don't you know Sam?" Indi questioned trying to pull the suddenly strong hobbit off the gardener.

"I can't do this," Frodo whispered dropping his sword and slumping back against Indi who held him tightly.

"I know it's all wrong. By rights, we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back t the way it was...when s much bad had happened?" Sam replied his eyes moving to the girl who was stuck in there time.

"But in the end, it's only a passing thing...this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come and when the sun shines , it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you...that meant something. Even if you were to small to understand why. but I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now," Sam whispered as Indi slowly allowed the tears of sadness at missing her friend and Jessica. She wanted to go back home, to their one bedroom studio.

"Folk in those stories...had lots of chances to turn back, only they didn't. They kept going...because they were holding onto something," Sam added.

"What are we holding on to, Sam?" Frodo whispered.

Sam turns to Frodo then looks to Indi and Gollum, before lifting the hobbit off Indi and making him stand on his own.

"that there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for," Sam answered. Faramir suddenly appears beside Frodo as soldiers coming to surround them.

"I think we at last understand one another, Frodo Baggins," Faramir whispered.

"You know the laws of our country, the laws of your father. If you let them go your life will be forfeit," Madril reminded.

"Then it is forfeit. Release them," Faramir ordered his eyes roaming to Indi who suddenly fell to her knees. Frodo and Sam rushing to her side in worry.

"Indi?" Frodo questioned.

"I'm fine..." she cried in pain trying to force herself to her feet.

"What's wrong precious?" Gollum asked.

"Look at her arms," a soldier whispered as incisions suddenly appears on the girls forearm, causing her to bleed profusely.

"You must take a hot blade and seal it," Faramir ordered.

Author's Note: BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM What is going on with the girls that only two of them are magically affected? Find out later as I continue to write up some were plot lines KUKUKUKU You know you guys love me :)

REVIEWERS:

Metoochocolate: Yea, Kristy tells me I am horrible at tenses but I think I did better on this chapter! Let me know what you think ^_^.

LittleMsStrawberry: Lol so what is your votes on pairing now? I didn't forget it was more of I had a weekend off and my boyfriend went home so...my bestie was like hey lets go out and do fun stuff, and I sort of forgot my laptop in the process of rushing out the door soo now I'm going to make it up to your guys by posting quickly now!

Lady Minuialwen: I hope this was the Elrohir and Kristy that you were looking for!

PatonxJulia: I love your story! Sorry had to say that first! You need to update soon or I shall refuse to update mine muhahaha. I hope my battle scenes were not to boring but I know this last bit of the story won't be as funny as the first segment because the girls are growing up.

Erokh:I am glad that you liked the chapter and I hope this one was good for you too!