WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Deadpool: Now that I have your attention.
Sky: THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!
Deadpool: Did it? Great! Make sure you type that in all caps!
Sky: Whatever. So, readers, a lot has happened since we last met..well, perhaps you should explain.
Deadpool: No, no, YOU explain.
Sky: Alright. So, you remember that prank you wanted Wade to pull? The one with the laxatives? Well, he did it. He REALLY did it.
{Little text box: It was epic!}
Sky: This is what happened. Wade was very serious about pulling this prank, and chose Wolverine as his target, he made me tag along to 'document' the whole thing. For the 'kiddies' or something like that. I went out with Wade and watched as he got into a very violent fight with the Wolverine. Lots of blood, destruction, banter, the usual. And somewhere in the midst of all this, Wade managed to slip some laxatives into him. I have no idea how. But he did. Oh, and the hairy jerk called me a fangirl! Can you believe that?!
Deadpool: Yes.
Sky: SHUT UP! So, the laxatives kicked in, Wolverine stopped mid-fight and gave me and Deadpool the most terrifying glare I have ever witnessed. Long story short we are on the run from Wolverine, as a result I have been stuck in Wade's apartment for DAYS, hiding.
Deadpool: We are not hiding! We're, uh, strategizing.
Sky: Sure, and the chimichangas and beer that's apart of the strategy too right?
Deadpool: What can I say? It helps me think...
Sky: Of course, Wade. How about we get to some of these questions here?
Deadpool: Let's do it!
Sky: Hey, guys! Nice chapter! Very funny! But I also have questions that need answers!
Anyway, to answer Deadpool's question,
1.) I'm probably more excited than you are! I've been itching to play as you
in a video game! (yes, I have played you in MvC3 but I couldn't kill anyone :(
2.) Well... with your scars 2.5 (at the most... I'm sorry..) without your
scars 5! But in that comic where you lost your healing factor, 1,000,000! You
were totally hot! When I showed my friends a pic of that you should've saw
their faces! LOL! SO funny!
3.)YOU! I don't think I know anyone else.
1) What's your favorite car?
2) Could we throw a party in honor of your video game?
3) Could Spider-Man and Wolverine guest star? THAT would be funny!
And this one's worth 1,000 points!
4) If I gave you on wish, what would you wish for? - Rosestar1324
Deadpool: No one is more excited than I am! And can we all agree that my game kicked some ass? Huh? Huh? Question time!
(1) Any car with my face on it!
(2) Hell yeah we can! I'll leave it to you, my very awesome fans, to handle all the details.
(3) We had the web head here not too long ago actually! He didn't last for very long though. And as for Stabby? I have a feeling we're gonna be seeing him real soon...do I get the 1,000 points now?
(4) Hmmm, you know what would be really nice? If I could die. So I can be with the love of my life, Death. *sigh*
Sky: :Heeeeeeeey Deadpool, I'm answering your questions and asking a
few 8ecause I'm awesome and so are you!
1 - I don't play a lot of video games 8ut SURE AS HELL I'm playing yours!
2 - To hell with scars. You're a 8adass, man! Can I give you a 6 on Da
Official Sexy Scale? ;;;;)
3 - Does Alucard from Hellsing count? If not then my favorite
mercenary/assassin/ninja is pro8a8ly you.
And my question is...is there any specific villain or hero out there you
REALLY wanna fight 8ut can't 8ecause they're stuck in DC/a different Marvel
universe? Just curious. ::::)
Luv, Vriskaaaaaaaa
Deadpool: YES! You can give me a 6 on the official sexy scale you awesome person you!
(1) Deathstroke of course! This rivalry must be settled!
Sky: Hey, DP. It's me again, you know, the guy who asked if you could prank all Q1: How did the prank go? Q2: Did you know that Otto Octavius (Doc Ock) switched his mind with Q3: How much money EXACTLY would you require if you worked for ISIS? And could Q3: Who do you think is cooler, Ichigo Kurosaki (the protagonist of the manga Q4: If you gained a zanpakuto (a weapon from the "Bleach" series), what would Q5: What is your opinion on Anakin Skywalker (not the live action version, the Q6: What's your favorite manga? Q7: How hard did you laugh when you saw what the Mandarin (Ben Kingsley) was Q8: Did you know that you rocked in the Gangnam Style video of you? Q9: What is your favorite version of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" Q10: Could you give me some advice on how to keep my younger brother quiet (that doesn't involve killing or anything that might get me thrown in jail)? Q11: What do you think about how Sesame Street introducing a new character whose father is in jail? Q12: Man of Steel movie. Like or dislike? Q13: What situation would have you and Wolverine teaming up? Q14: How did you feel when you found out that Ultimate wolverine died? And that he had a son? Q15: Give me an emoticon, then please tell me when you first tried a chimichanga. Q16: Could you please watch the video of you causing mayhem in the world of Grand Theft Auto? - ShepardisaBOSS
those guys with laxatives & expired chimichangas? Anyway, here are my
questions:
Spider-Man? That would mean he's living Spidey's life and RUINING IT FOR US
TRUE BELIEVERS! (Hell, he even left Spidey to die in his old body and banished
the last of his subconsciousness from his mind. **.)
you PLEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEE prank that douchebag Barry Dylan (a psycopathic
cyborg from the Archer universe)? Or at least shove a sword up his **?
series "Bleach") or Sasuke Uchiha (from the series "Naruto")?
you prefer to name it, and what would you wish it's ability would be?
one from the CGI tv series "Star Wars: The Clone Wars"), and his apprentice
Ahsoka Tano? Also, if she were older, would you date her?
really like in Iron Man 3?
Deadpool: Hey you! Great idea you had there pal!
Sky: Yes, brilliant.
Deadpool: Don't worry, Sky liked it too! She's just mad cause Wolvie called her a fangirl, that's all! So as for your questions..
(1) It went great!
(2) That's what that was? I knew there was something weird about him! He was actin' funny during our last team up. I should do something about that, you know, after I get all my other shit handled.
(3) Zeros. Lots of em. But hey, depends on what they would offer. And sure, I'd prank that guy for ya...but not for free, hehe.
(4) What would I name my mystical anime weapon? Hmmmmm, I know! I'd name it Superbadassanimeweaponofdestiny, and give the ability to prolong battles with lengthy advertisements!
{Little text box: No! Not lengthy advertisements!
(5) He's alright, better than his movie version I guess. And yeah, I would date her. Why not, right?
(6) Let me think...I don't think I really have a favorite to be honest with you.
{Little text box: I like the ones with boobs!}
(7) You should have seen me! I was laughing my ass off! MADE MY DAY.
(8) Yes, yes I did.
(9) The one with with the mutants and the turtles and the ninjas. And the Splinter.
(10) What, you would get thrown in jail if you punched him in the face?
(11) Really? Thats, interesting.
(12) I thought it was good. Not too bad. I thought Zod was hilarious.
(13) It would probably have to be something important. Like, you know, world ending or future destroying type situations.
(14) That was some sad stuff there. How does it go again? With the feels thing? Whatever, it hit there. In that..general...area.
(15) Sure! Here ya go! :3 I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be but it looks awesome! And the first time I tried a chimichanga, well, let me just say this. My world had changed.
(16) Mayhem! I love Mayhem!
Sky: Have you ever watched ROBOT CHICKEN? If so, have you ever thought have doing live renactments to annoy, say, the XMEN/AVENGERS/whoever? For example, doing an impression of DUMPLESTILTSKIN? Also, how did those pranks go - FARTMONKEY
Deadpool: Yeah, I've heard of it. I don't about doing impressions (though I love to do General Zod and Dr. Doom impressions, hehe) I'm always up for annoying the shit out of people! What else do you got for me? Oh, and like I said, the pranks went great! Ol Stabby's face was priceless!
Sky: :I'm just gonna say this is he excited for the deadpool video game and can he fight batman and win (which som kid at my school said not me
because #1 f $k that he's deadpool). - Demonlord99
Deadpool: I love my game! Can you say, AWESOME?
(1) Two words. HEALING FACTOR.
Sky: 1) What was the funniest prank call you ever did?
2) Who's your daddy?
3) Have you ever fought with Lobo or Chuck Norris?
4) Do you know the meaning of life?
5) Have you ever heard of Segata Sanshiro?
6) What was the most awkward moment in your life? - NORMASTITZ
Deadpool: (1) Out of boredom I recently called up SHIELD, with my cleverly disguised voice, offered them 45 pounds of burning hot taco sauce. Great stuff.
(2) Darth Vader!
(3) Nah, can't say I have. Not in this reality anyway.
(4)Wasn't it obvious? I thought everyone knew!
(5) Nope.
(6) I don't like talking about it *sobs* too painful!
Sky: Next, Hello Deadpool. I have one question for you. What would you do if all the red on you're suit turned green? Personally, I think I would look awesome, but that's just me. - The Dominator606
Deadpool: I'd put a picture of a lantern on my chest, steal one of those power rings that I'm not supposed to know about and become the GREEN DEADPOOL! Well, I'd work on the name a little bit, but you know, same concept.
Sky: Hey DP, Have you ever watched ROBOT CHICKEN? If so, have you ever thought have doing live renactments to annoy, say, the X-MEN/AVENGERS/whoever? For example, doing an impression of DUMPLESTILTSKIN?
Also, how did those pranks go? - FARTMONKEY
Deadpool: Well, I do love annoying people. And the X-Men are always fun. I'll need to look that up, tho. I do suddenly have some spare time..
Oh and the prank went great! Just as planned.
Sky: ...
Next question, Q1: If you in DC universe, will you date Harley Quinn and kill the Joker? Q2: Are you really jealous that Elektra and The Punisher fall in love, while you in the Thunderbolts? Q3: In Adventure Time, which girl will you kill, make out, or marry to? Q4: Can one day that you and Venom become an awesome duo? Q5: What's your thought of the Iron Man 3 movie? Q6: What's your reacting of the Ultimate Spider-Man show (Because my reaction of the show is piss off)? - The Iron Patriot
Deadpool: Maybe. Depends. How involved is the Batman?
(2) Psssshhhh, I'm not jealous! Why would I be jealous? Psshhh, pssshhh, yeah. Totally not jealous.
(3) I would love to tell you! If I knew what the hell you were talking about! How about this, YOU tell me about this show and I'll answer your question then.
(4) Sure! It can happen. Remind me to write to Marvel.
(5) Hilarious! I mean sure, it had it's down parts, and got all emotional and crap, but I thought it was funny as hell! Laughed my ass off all the way through.
(6) I used to think it was lame, crap, unoriginal then I became a guest star! Now I think it's okay. The jokes suck, tho.
Sky: Hey Wade who's hotter (not in the literal sense .) Loki or Tony Stark? Who's more fun to prank Nick Fury, Wolverine, or Spiderman? Finally Victor is hotter than you in the X-men Origins movie but you are hotter than Wolverine! Ha ha ha what do you say to that Mr?! As for your questions- In X-men Origins I'd give you a 5 pre disfigurement 3 post (don't know why) and in the comics I'd give you either a 2 or a 1 if you're the version with the weird chin. My favorite Mercenary is Deathstroke (as you can probably tell by my pen name) Mwa ha ha ha! You come in second place though. But you know what they say 'If you're not first your last' ha ha ha. Ricky Bobby speaks words of great wisdom. - Deathstroke Terminator
Deadpool: Hotter? Wait, what do you me 'not in the literal sense'? Like what, in looks? Eh, I don't know, Loki I guess. If I had to pick.
(2) Wolverine has the funniest reactions! But so does Nick Fury. Hmmm, that's a toughy. They're all fun!
(3) I can live with that. hehe.
{Little text box: Yay for Ryan Reynolds!}
Hmph, what's so great about Deathstroke?
Sky: A lot of things actually.
Deadpool: No one asked you Sky!
Sky: Shut it Wade!
Anyway, From devilgirl. Hey there deadpool! I've seen the gameplay of your game on YouTube and it's awesome! Plus you and death make an awesome pair!
Deadpool: Why thank you! I am awesome aren't I? And yes, we do make a lovely couple.
Oh how I miss her.
Sky: Deadpool, on a scale of one to ten (ten being most, one being least), how surprised would you be if the meaning of life turned out to be (dramatic pause followed by dramatic turn-and-point) YOU! - AetherFox
Deadpool: I'd say 9. Believe or not, I've asked myself this before. I literally sat and said "Self, am I the meaning of life?" and self replied "Maybe teehee".
Long story short, it would shock me at first then I would realize that since I am AWESOME INCARNATE it would make sense that all life revolved around me.
Sky: Dear Deadpool, Given the choice between zombie Nazis and giant mutant flying chimichangas which would you rather fight and how would you fight/defeat them. Here's some money- [$O$} spend it "wisely" - AllgoodPhil
Deadpool: What sort of question is that? Of course I'm fighting the giant mutant flying chimichangas! All I have to do is blast 'em right out of the sky, then proceed to eat them.
Is-is that...internet money? I LOVE INTERNET MONEY! Now I have to give you something! Here have an emoti-thing-timey-wimey.
:D
I need new emoti-things.
Sky: Wow, okay just discovered this story and am LOVING IT! Great job Sky! And I recently started reading some of your comics and you are by far the funniest comic book character in any universe! And I love funny guys *just so you know* anyway, on to the questions: 2: Sky, I gotta know, is Deadpool holding you hostage with Blind Al? It's okay, if Deady is looking just blink twice so I know (just an fyi I know where he lives and can rescue you if need be). 3: This is for my masked merc: I just wanted to say that I think you and Syryn (Theresa-Banshee's daughter) are just so cute together. Not sure what happens to her but just wanted to say you 2 are awesome! 4: have you done any pranks towards Al, and if so, has she gotten the upperhand? 5: So I've read Deadpool kills the Marvel universe and I just gotta ask: Are you okay? You seemed a little, oh I don't know, angry and more homicidal than usual. I mean, you blew up Spidey's face! And the thing with Kitty was so freaking epic. I thought you were freaking badA but I just want to know you're doing okay. 6:Again, Deadpool: since you like chimichangos so much have you ever eaten churros? Or now that I think of it shwarma? Food for thought (see what id did there- food lol I'm hilarious) 7:which Disney princess is your favorite and why? 8: Going along with other people but I have to ask what are your opinions of Gamora? I think she's epic and she is one of the most feared fighters in the universe (what with being Thanos's daughter and all) just wandering though, what do you think of her? 9: if you were ever in possession of the Infinity Gauntlet what would you do with it. And finally: 10: who would you want to be cast as you if they ever made a Deadpool movie? Now to answer your questions: 1-I think on a scale of one to five you are infinity plus infinity *your scars don't bother me one bit, sweetie _ 2- I cannot wait for your videogame, it should be epic just like you! And thirdly..I don't know any mercs but if I had to choose it would be...YOU BABY! IS THAT ANSWER ENOUGH? - MoreThanMeetsTheEys96
1: Not really a question but I made this emoticon thingy myself and I think it's awesomely cute. Are you ready for the awesomeness, can you handle such epicness? Well, here it is: _ BAM! ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED?
(Not that Barackapool crap, the real deal) *cough cough* Ryan Reynolds *coughcough*
V
Deadpool: I AM FUNNY AREN'T I?
(1) Is that a line? I want a line! Sky! How do I do that shit?
Sky: _
Deadpool: _
Sweet!
(2) Hostage? No one is being held hostage silly fan!
Sky: *winks multiple times*
(3) Thanks! I try to be cute with everyone I come in contact with! Well, most of the time. Some of the time. Eh.
(4) I've tried! Trust me.
(5) Oh, that thing? Pssh. Yeah, I'm fine, just my usual amount of crazy. You know, some days I wish I could be THAT Deadpool again.
Sky: So you can continue to obliterate the fourth wall? It was practically non-existent by the time you were done.
(6) I LOVE CHURROS! So crunchy! I've stolen some shwarma from the Avengers it was alright.
(7) Ariel. I hear a lot of good things about red heads. *winks*
(8) Eh, she's alright. Hot. For a girl with green skin anyway.
(9) Isn't it obvious? TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Deadpool for president anyone?
then make the perfect chimichanga.
(10) Ryan Reynolds would be nice. He actually knows me!
YES THAT IS ANSWER ENOUGH!
Sky: I was recommended this story from my friend and I gotta tell ya, it didn't disappiont. Now that's enough of calm demeanor. DEADPOOOOOL! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
To answer your questions:
1 A video game staring you? Hells yeah I'm excited
2 forget your rules you are definitely a 10 on a sexy scale baby
3 Are there any other mercs?
NOW MY QUESTIONS
1) In "Deadpool Kills The MU" how did you kill my baby Nightcrawler?
2) Would you consider getting with Rogue since she can't touch and you wear a complete jumpsuit?
3) What's your fav ok second fav food (since we all know the first)
4) What's your fav restaurant?
5) if you stared in a movie who would play your leading lady?
6) If you could cameo in any Marvel movie which one would you?
7) Follow up question, any movie at all
8) Do you think you and Joker would get along (you can share Harley ;) - RandomWriter101
Deadpool: Hehe, thank you.
(1) With kindness! No, but really, you don't wanna know.
(2) Of course! In fact me and Rogue are actually friends!
{Little text box: But..I thought she hated us?}
No, no she was just joking! All our friends like to mess with us like that!
{Little text box: Oh.}
(3) Churros!
(4) The kitchen in the Avengers tower.
(5) There was only one leading lady for me...
(6) Avengers 2
(7) The next RomCom!
(8) Me and the Joker? Yeah, I think we'd get along alright. We gotta have a thing or two in common, right? And as for Harley, I wouldn't blame him if he decided not to share, hehe.
First, no, I am NOT excited for your game. Second, on a scale of 1 to 5, 0. And third, definitely not you. Now I have a question for you. How DARE you make this "fanfiction"? This isn't even a story! And besides, we all know I'm awesomer than you. - Wolverine
Deadpool: Wolverine? What the hell are doing on my story?
Well (1) Fine! If you don't care about my game, I don't care about you stupid movie coming out! (2) LIKE YOU LOOK ANY BETTER STUBBY! (3) This is TOTALLY fanfiction! You're just too lame to see how awesome this is!
Sky; Maybe we should be a little nicer, since he is really pissed at us right now...
Deadpool: I REGRET NOTHING!
Sky: Of course you don't. We-is someone at the door?
Deadpool: It's nothing! Just keep typing.
Sky: Oh, okay. That's all for this chap-
Deadpool: Oh! And I have another question to my adorable little shmucks out there! You ready for this?
You like chimichangas? _
Sky:...
Anyway, wish us luck.