Hewkii's introduction to Alias' universe continues. Also, I don't own the rights to Agnostos Central.


Toa Hewkii: Titan Quest

When we last left Hewkii, they had just arrived in Agnostos Central

Koran: Well, whatdaya think?

Hewkii(eyeing skyscraper suspiciously): hmmmmm... I'm not convinced... (grabs Vectorman) Go Long, Skyscraper!!! (launches Vectorman in to air at skyscraper.)

Vectorman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Snow Cat(watching): Now that's not very nice-

JoA: Shut It!

SC: Okey Dokey!

(Vectorman snaps on to building)

Vectorman: Uhg... (yelling) Hewkii, I thought we had a long discussion on this.

Hewkii: Discussion? I thought we were playing The Price Is Right.

Vectorman: Now Hewkii, I need you to realize that I do not like you throwing me, or slamming me into the ground, or doing anything related to my magnetic body...

Hewkii(concentrating on pants): Must... not... guess... four... muuuuney... cool, I won a trip to the National Amputation Museum.

Vectorman(Climbing down): Okey, whatever, I'll never have a conversation like that with you ever again.

Hewkii: Good, 'cause I won't either.

(awkward silence)

Koran: Ok... Look, let's just train.

All besides Koran: Train?

Koran: Yes, training.

NM: Wait, where's Wal-Mart?

Koran: Oh, right behind you.

All besides Koran: huh?

Hewkii: Well I'll be darned...

(The ginormus Wal-Mart Superhell stands at over 360 feet tall before them. There is lens-flare, and motion Blurr (They are playing Song 2).)

Koran: you can resume your mission at any time. But now, we need to train.

Hewkii: Ready NM?

NM: Ready, Hewkii.

Hewkii & NM: Won, Too, Tree!!!!

Snow Cat: O-K.

(Snow Cat Transforms into Vehicle mode and scoops them all up.)

Snow Cat: Where to?

Koran: There. In Car Tower.

Vectorman: Car Tower?

Koran: I came up with it when I was 5. At least we don't have this entire city in the shape of my first initial.

Hewkii: True.

Snow Cat: Where in here.

Koran: There, in that lift.

Snow Cat: Ok, now what?

Koran(pulls out keys w/ Gir Keychain.) Here. (enters in various keys, DNA scanners, card keys, passwords, punch cards, Cybertronian Circuit keys, Gogogadgettoothbrushes, The Omega Lock and all four Cyber Planet Keys and finally, the Gobotron prototype Minicon.) Going up.

(The Lift goes up past several showrooms of Transformers, Arcade games, every counsel known to man, Vipers Jaguars and Hummers (oh my!), and sci-fi movie props. Finally, they reach the top.)

Koran: Welcome to my penthouse!

Hewkii: You don't subscribe to the magazine, do you?

Koran: No.

NM: I like the HDTV with every channel known to man.

JoA: Except The N, MTV1&2, VH1, & the Disney Channel.

Koran: In my perfect, made up world here, there is no such thing as a channel preteen girls watch.

All: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Later, after everyone eats the entire supply of vanilla...)

All: uggggh...

Koran(headache intolerant I wish!): Well, let's train.

All else: OK!!!

(They enter the roof, which is built out of K•Nex.)

JoA: What now?

Koran: You are to build this into a furnished new floor for yourselves to live in.

Vectorman: What? These are flimsy!

Koran: Not if you build them properly, this entire building is built out of them.

Hewkii: Noah, convening.

Koran: Better get working, the first sun will set in two hours and after that it will rain for about... 26 hours.

Vectorman: We have 2 hours

Koran: Yeah, or your stuff will get wet.

JoA: Noooo! my souchel!!!

Hewkii: Ok, let's roll.

(2 hours later...)

Vectorman: Glad that's done.

Hewkii: Yeah, cause Snow Cat fell through the roof in that awful Space Bridge incident the first 5 seconds in.

(all look onward at the huge, Snow Cat - shaped hole in the roof.)

Koran(coming up to the roof after paying the grounds replicators for the repair.): Gee, thanks guys.

Hewkii No problem.

Koran: ... I like what you guys did with the place.

Hewkii: Yeah, we raised it up about 99.99-and-a-half feet.

NM: Yeah, we even made a room for JoA

JoA: I'm in my souchel, I'm in Paradise!

Koran: Good work. Now, we need to-

Bwaltzzzzz!!!!!

Vectorman: What was that!?

Koran: No time to explain. TO THE UNDERGROUND GNOME DEPOSIT!!!!!!!!!!

(They get into lift that falls 32 stories and drops them the next 124. they then land in a gnome colony.)

Hewkii: Yay! Pixies!

Gnomes: GASP!

ForGnome: Hey bub, you got something against gnomes?

Vectorman: Ignore him he's an idiot

Deep Voice: And also, one of our last hopes.

Hewkii: Oh.. My.. Gosh... RHINOX!!!!!!

Koran: Uh no, that's-

Rhinox-type person: Allow me to introduce myself. I am-

Hewkii: Tankor!

Rtp: No.

Hewkii: Tankor/Rhinox?

Rtp: No...

Hewkii: ...Universe Rhino-

Vectorman: No! he's Vector Prime!!!!!!!!

Vector Prime: Yes, that I am.

Hewkii: What you want, Rhino-man?

VP: There is an awkward disturbance cast deep within this dimension. It seems as though the only one to restore order is you, Hewkii, or some shape shifting green guy from another world.

Random Gnome: OOH! OOH! Like This! (Holds up monitor showing a titanic battle between a green person in a magenta jumpsuit, welding a sword in the shape of a key and fighting a group of shadowy monsters.)

Hewkii: Vegetable Guy!!!!

VP: His name is Beast Boy, he is here to stop the Heartless.

Hewkii: OH! like the policy of Microsoft eliminating all free software. STOOGES!!!!

VP: Well, technically speaking Bill Gates is indeed a Heartless, but we'll deal with that in a sequel. Heartless are those who loose their heart to darkness.

NM: Ooooh! like the Killer Moth who became that The Fly knockoff!

Hewkii: Or Ghost Rider and Speed Demon.

Snow Cat: Or Galvatron! (All look at him like he is covered in Cosmic Rust) Sorry. I just want to fit in.

Vectorman: Where did you come from, anyway?

Snow Cat: Well, it all started when my dad, Cyclonis, needed a wi-

All: Never Mind! Just be quiet!!!!

Snow Cat: Okey Dokey!

VP(pulling out sword): You need training. And I'm just the person to give it to you.

All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They train in the Gnome Deposit for a duration of Kingdom Titans. Finally...)

Vector Prime: It is finished. Your training is complete. If you need ay help I am just a summon away. Remember the technique.

All: Sir Yes Sir!!!(Snow Cat: Ma'm!)

Vectorman(looking to Koran): Where to next?

Koran: To the surface... LAST ONE THERE BUYS CUSTOM KITBASHES!!!!!!!!! (Snow Cat: Hey, I am a Kitbash!)

What happens Next?!!? Read Kingdom Titans To find out!!! Tune in next time for the continued stories of Toa Hewkii!!! (Post Titans)