Chapter 13

A/N: I'm happy that some people submit truth/dares. My main goal is to get to 30 chapters or more of this story. On to the story....

Tsubaki: DISCLAIMER. xxxholic and tsubasa chronicle don't belong to me nor Hyuufai.

Watanuki: Why do you do the disclaimer this time? She usually makes one of us do the disclaimer.

Hyuufai: Since you said that Watanuki, I am going to make you read the dares!

Watanuki: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Fine, here I go...

Yo I got to tell you, you guys and this story are just plain hilarious so thanks for the laughs it really makes my day,XD now as for the dares I'm not really good at this but,

Watanuki(dare) go on a date with sakura-chan and afterwards give her a kiss on the lips (I have the strangest feeling i'm going to be strangled for this)

Syaoran(dare) go on a date with Himawari-chan and giver her a kiss.

Authors(dare) Abduct Suzaku Kururugi and replace Syaoran with him for the chapter (sure I admit I am being stupid)

Fai (Dare) say you love Hyuufai then kiss her on the lips (that ones for you Hyuufai)XD

Kurogane (dare) Snuggle next to Tamaki (and be cute about it)

Doumeki(dare) be Watanuki's servent and make him something for once

Well thats all I got But my oc has something to say

Jin: Kill me

Thanks again:XDD

Hyuufai: How fun!!!

Himiko: If that is Jin's request, then I shall kill him!

Tsubaki: You really want to be a murderer?

Himiko: I don't give a 5-hit about what you say Jun!

Tsubaki: You are my oc!!!

Himiko: I am nobody's oc!!

Sota: You are just trying to be cool!!

Himiko: you are exactly the same!

Doumeki: Too loud!!!

Hyuufai: This calls for plan C!

Tsubaki: Yes Hyuufai. *sprayed Himiko and Sota with sleeping gas*

Himiko and Sota:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hyuufai: Seriously! they always interrupt! Don't worry Jin, we won't kill you.

Watanuki: I go on a date with Sakura?

Syaoran: You have to make sure to call her princess, make sure she is safe from harm and please do what she tells you to please. I can't help but be a bit jealous.

Watanuki: Don't worry Syaoran, just calm down.

*Watanuki and Sakura left for their date*

(To Watanuki and Sakura-chan)

Sakura: Syao.....

Watanuki: what was that?

Sakura: I want to eat um um syaoryaki chicken!

Watanuki: Don't you mean Terriyaki Chicken?

Sakura: Yeah yeah I meant that! *dying of embarrasment*

Watanuki: You really like Syaoran huh?

Sakura: Yeah. I love him sooo much!

Watanuki: The dare says we have to go on a date and then kiss.

Sakura: Oh.

Watanuki: When you kiss me, pretend I am Syaoran. Okay?

Sakura: Okay.

*Watanuki and Sakura kissed*

(back at the cottage)

Hyuufai: how was it?

Sakura: It was alright.

Tsubaki: I caught it on tape!

Syaoran: Give it to me!!!

Tsubaki: No!

Syaoran: *knocked it off Tsubaki's hands and then the camera fell inside a pool*

Fai: Syaoran is jealous.

Syaoran: I admit it. I am jealous. Let's go Himawari.

*Syaoran and Himawari left*

(to Syaoran and Himawari)

Syaoran: What do you want to go himewari?

Himawari: you mean Himawari.

Syaoran: Sorry H-i-m-awari.

Himawari: It's okay. I know you love Sakura-chan. So let's kiss and get this over with so that you can return to Sakura.

Syaoran: ok.

*Himawari and Syaoran kissed*

(back at the cottage)

Tsubaki: Okay next!

Sakura: Syao! *runs up to Syaoran*

Syaoran: Hime! *hugging Sakura*

Tsubaki and Hyuufai: Let's abduct Suzaku Kururugi!

(At the sky of Damocles)

Kallen: Suzaku! Prepare to die!

Lelouch: LIVE!!!

Suzaku: Yes your majesty.

*All of a sudden Hyuufai and Tsubaki appear and take Suzaku with them back to the cottage and left Syaoran there*

Lelouch: Hey! Where is Suzaku? Who are you? You are not Suzaku!!

Syaoran: Eh?

(back at the cottage)

Suzaku: Where am I?

Hyuufai and Tsubaki: Our cottage!

Sakura: Syaoran?

Suzaku: Huh?

Sakura: You're not Syaoran.

Suzaku: No. I'm Suzaku Kururugi.

Hyuufai: Isn't he a cutie?

Tsubaki: You always go drooling over anime guys. seriously.

Hyuufai: What do ya expect? I'm a girl!

Suzaku: Where is this "Syaoran" guy?

Hyuufai: He is with Lelouch.

Suzaku: Oh.

(At Ashford Academy)

Syaoran: Where am I?

Lelouch: Ashford Academy.

Syaoran: I'm gonna be stuck her for a while!

(Back at the cottage)

Tsubaki: Let's continue.

Hyuufai: Don't worry Suzaku. We will return you to Ashford Academy when this chapter ends.

Suzaku: I hope so.

Hyuufai: Fai my dear, it's your turn.

Fai: Oh yeah. I love you Hyuufai. *kiss Hyuufai on the lips*

Hyuufai: ...............THAT W-AS A-W-ESOME!

Tsubaki: yeah yeah let's get on with this!

Hyuufai: *calling Tamaki-san* Yeah Tamaki. We need you to come from Las Vegas. Cause you are needed for a dare and after you can go back to Las Vegas and gamble all you want.

Tamaki: I was in the middle of gambling but I'll go as soon as possible.

Tsubaki: Thanks Tamaki.

Hyuufai: That was just rude! You take the phone away from me!

Tsubaki: *ignoring Hyuufai*

*Tamaki barges in to the cottage like she is in a hurry*

Tamaki: I'm Here!

Hyuufai: Kuro-tan your dare!

Kurogane: fine. *snuggling next to Tamaki* awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fai: No offense Kurgy-pie but you is out of character.

Kurogane: In order to complete this dare I have to be out of character.

Tamaki: Bu-BYE I'm going back to Las Vegas! *leaves right away*

Doumeki: Shizuka Doumeki at your service sir Kimihiro.

Watanuki: I am going to enjoy this even more!

Hyuufai: Somehow I feel like this is going to be like Loveless.

Tsubaki: True. Because Doumeki is Watanuki's servant just like Soubi is to Ritsuka.

Hyuufai: Yeah.

Watanuki: Hehehe *evil grin* massage my feet!

Doumeki: sure. *massaging Watanuki's feet*

Watanuki: That's more like it!

Doumeki:..............

Tsubaki: That's enough!

(Ashford Academy)

Lelouch: I'm getting bored. This guy is just a random stranger.

Syaoran: ..........

Lelouch: Where is Suzaku?

Syaoran: I don't know.

Lelouch: Tell me where Suzaku is. *geassed Syaoran*

Syaoran: They are at a cottage, next to a shop of wishes.

Lelouch: ok.

(At the Cottage)

Suzaku: Can I leave now?

Hyuufai: No!

*All of a sudden Lelouch and Syaoran come to the cottage from out of the blue*

Lelouch: Suzaku! Let's go!

Suzaku: Yes!

Tsubaki: Please take him! Hyuufai won't stop bothering him!

Lelouch: And her is Syaoran.*Left with Suzaku*

Sakura: Syaoran!

Syaoran: Hime!

Sakura: I missed you!

Syaoran: Me too! *hugging Sakura*

Hyuufai: Aww. So sweet!

Himiko: I'm wide awake NOW!

Hyuufai and Tsubaki: Now she's going to kill us!

Himiko: GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Hyuufai: END OF CHAPTER! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW AND PLEASE SEND SOME MORE TRUTHS AND DARES!!!