Okay guys I just thought I should probably let you guys know how the competition for the Boss's name went
In first place 'Mr Silent' by Darth Wolf
In second place 'Monsieur Contrôle-Freak' by hoysterrule123
In third place 'Fred the nacist narwhal' by rockforthecross74
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars etc
"We are here today to mourn the loss of the smart ass clone, and also that one clone in the movie who gets his head shot of in less than 5 seconds of screen time," A priest said standing front of a large group of people all wearing black, "Captain Rex would now like to say a few words."
"If you ever needed someone to be there for you when you were feeling down," Captain Rex struggled to remain composed but looked on the verge of breaking down, "The smart ass clone would be there ready to throw a pie at your face, when you needed someone to talk to, he would be there ready to dare you to do something incredibly stupid. We've lost a great clone, one who brought fun and a butt load of incredible annoyance into our lives." With that Rex joined the crowd once more.
"And now Jedi Knight Skywalker is going to say more." The priest said.
"The smart ass clone," Skywalker began but was cut off by hoysterrule123 wearing a blue Power Ranger costume.
"Hey guys!" She said, "Oh! Don't mind me I'm just here for the service! Ooh, what have I missed? I hope I'm not interrupting!" And with that she proceeded to walk up to the platform, pushed Skywalker away from the mike and looked worried.
"This is so rude!" Ahsoka whispered to Rex, "Who does she think she is?"
"Oh!" hoysterrule123 exclaimed, "I remembered what I was going to say! The smart ass clone, such a pity he died! Wait I'm forgetting something! It's important but I forgot it! But it was something to do with – RATS!" She shrieked and ran away as a huge rat ran through the crowd after her.
"This is absolutely mental!" Anakin yelled, "I just wanted to say a few things about the smart ass clone and that other random clone, couldn't you have waited a few minutes?"
"I can't!" Some random clone said as he got up and pushed Anakin away from the microphone, "Now that clone, who got his head shot of in about 5 seconds, he was my brother."
"Yes," Anakin replied in an annoyed tone, "And so is every other clone, good job you dummy!"
"That may be!" The clone answered, "But he was my brother!"
"You just said that!" Anakin said.
"He may have been a clone but!" The clone yelled, "He was my brother!"
"We get it!" Anakin shouted back.
"My brother!"
"We know!"
"My brother!"
"Shut up!"
"My brother!"
"Do you have some kind of memory problem?" Anakin asked.
"Yeah, I do," The clone said, "But don't worry, I won't forget my speech!"
"Does that involve saying 'my brother' heaps?" Anakin questioned.
"No, I haven't started yet, I just got here," The clone answered, "Now as I was saying, MY BROTHER!"
Yeah, sorry about not updating this story in a while
