E-POV
The wedding fairy crapped in my office. This is what I get for giving Sookie and Pam free rein over the wedding, which is now 4 days away, hence why I am watching Erika and pushing bows and lace off of my comic boxes so I can read my weeklies.
I was reading a Thor comic when I hear a gurgle and a satisfied sigh. I looked down at Erika who was grinning… then I smelled it, the unmistakable smell of baby turds that I have the sneaking suspicion Pam told her to hold onto just for me. I set my comic in my desk on top of some glittery stuff and carried Little Bit upstairs to her mother's room to change her. What I found in her diaper rivaled Hiroshima, I don't consider myself squeamish but I found myself gagging a few times before I had her in a fresh diaper.
I'm pretty sure she was mocking me because the smile never left her and her baby giggles came spilling out over and over. I tossed the bomb into her diaper genie and started rooting through her drawers for a fresh outfit for her. I suddenly had a stroke of genius and grabbed her running into my room. I set her in the middle of the bed grabbing a bag from the back of our closet that I have been saving for the perfect time.
I shucked off my shirt tossing it into the direction of the laundry basket. Then I ripped the tag's off of the shirt and onezie I took out of the bag. I tossed on mine that said "Evil Genius" and I put Erika in hers which said "#1 Minion". I then ran to the bathroom and grabbed Sookies black eye liner and drew a little curly evil mustache on each of us. The last thing I pulled from the bag was a top hat for me and a mini top hat for her… it had a tiny pink bow and a head band so it would stay on her head. She was giggling as I picked her up and I said.
"I know I think this is hilarious also." I set the timer on my camera snapping a quick picture before I ran back to my office spinning the chair facing away from the door and I dimmed the lights just as I heard the garage door open. I was snickering trying to control myself but Erika was making it hard because she kept sticking her moist baby fingers in my ear, in essence giving me a wet Willy, which I also found hilarious and couldn't wait to tell Sookie about.
I hear Pam and Sookie calling my name as they walked up the stairs. I heard them pause at the office door. Sookie said.
"Eric?" I spun the chair dramatically and said.
"Can we help you?" Sookie fell over laughing; Pam did not look quite as amused. Pam walked over snatching Erika out of my arms and I whined.
" AWWWW come on Pammy!"
"You are not allowed to babysit anymore."
"You say that now, but we all know it's a lie." I thought I saw a tiny smile start on her lips when she took in the little bow on the baby's top hat. But it was quickly squelched with a huff as she walked out. Sookie crawled over to me straining for air. I pulled her into my lap and waited for her to calm down. When she finally did she said.
"You got a picture of that right?" I raised an eyebrow and said.
"Of course, what do you take me for? The shirt says I'm a Genius." Sookie broke into another fit of laughter. I'm freaking psyched, only 4 more day's until this creature is my wife and my office is back to normal.