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CHAPTER 13
Jane POV
It was only Friday and the devils were being stubborn. It's amazing how their parents controlled them. I went downstairs to find a mess on the floor. There was food and broken dishes and cutlery strewn everywhere.
"What happened?" I asked.
They looked up.
"Nothing. We're entertaining ourselves." came the reply from Jasper.
"You should be in school right now. And clean up this mess."
"Sorry, we're leaving." said Rosalie.
"What about the kitchen?" I asked.
"What about?" asked Alice.
"Who's cleaning it up?"
"Not us for sure. So, bye."
Laughing, they walked out.
How did their mother deal with them?
Edward POV
School. Probably the most boring place on earth after centuries of living. Mr Richards was busy explaining Trig to the class. Andrew wasn't paying any attention at all. His mind was a blur. His thoughts were jumping everywhere.
Then, I saw everything.
Jane POV
Once again, I couldn't find Nessie. It was amazing how the kids could hide when they didn't want to be found. "Renesmee. Where are you?" I called out. No one answered me. It was just frustrating.
"Renesmee. It's time for your lessons."
I just could not find her. Where was she? And where was Benjamin? I heard a funny noise coming from outside of the house.
Rushing there, I found a dog. It was really big. It might be a wolf. Too make things worse, Benjamin was on top of it.
"Benjamin… Get off the…thing."
"It's not a 'thing'. It's my friend."
"Benjamin get off."
"No."
Just like his brother.
Benjamin whispered something in his ear. The wolf looked like it was grinning. The tiny devil slipped off its back and walked back inside the house. "You might want to watch out." he said.
"For what?"
"Just watch out."
When he was inside, the wolf looked straight at me. It grinned. Then it charged.
Andrew POV
It was a slow day today. It's amazing how time can fly one minute but then slow to a crawl the next. The kids in this school were really annoying. I should have stayed at home.
"Hey shrimp." some guy said.
Don't answer Andrew. He's not worth it. I walked away but Mr Buff Guy had to keep on keeping on.
"I said, 'Hey shrimp'."
"What do you want?"
"You're one of those Cullen kids right."
I nodded. He was getting on my nerves. Leave Andrew. Before something happens. Good idea brain.
I tried to side step him but he followed. "Excuse me."
"First, hand in your money."
I arched an eyebrow at him. "This is high school. Stop acting like a kid."
"No. The money."
"Sorry. Don't have any."
"Then you're going to regret it."
Jane POV
I woke up on the couch with the camera crew looking concerned. "Are you ok Mrs Smith?" the camera man asked.
"Yes. I'm fine. What happened?"
"Well the wolf charged at you and you fainted. But it stopped short and then scrapped dirt all over you."
"Where are the children?"
"Upstairs."
I nodded. Just then, the phone rang. Great. Just when I wanted some rest.
I got up to answer it.
"Hello. Is this Mrs Cullen?"
Emmett POV
I was walking to the lockers with my beautiful Rosie when we heard shouts. Hurrying there, we saw Andrew in the middle of a group of jocks. Where's Eddy?
Jasper POV
We heard the fight before we even saw it. There was so much hostile feelings it felt like the hallway was about to implode. Alice took my hand and I shot a grateful smile at her.
"Come on guys. Let's go see what's happening."
Jane POV
The devils were at it again. As if their behaviour at home wasn't bad enough, they had to go and do this. I had called Carlisle and he didn't seem to surprise. Now I was on my way to the devils' school with Renesmee and Benjamin in the back seat.
I reached the headmaster's office to find the kids and Carlisle there. The headmaster – Mr Wayne – looked a bit surprised. Carlisle explained the situation to him and he nodded.
"Well, I'll start from the beginning."
Andrew POV
This is all my fault. I should have just stayed in England. Should have never come back. No it's not Andrew. I smiled. That was Edward for you. Thanks Ed. But it is. I messed up bad.
I rested my head in my hands. Carlisle won't be pleased.
Jane POV
Mr Wayne explained what had happened. Carlisle listened with an unreadable expression on his face. He nodded at Mr Wayne.
"I'll speak to them personally at home. It was a pleasure to see you Mr Wayne."
"Pleasure's all mine Mr Cullen."
Andrew POV
Carlisle came out of the headmaster's office. One look at his face and I knew it. Yep, I'm dead.
Rosalie POV
Andrew had said very little on the way home. He looked a little distracted. I had a great plan for a prank. Something that would make even Andrew laugh. First, I just needed the rest to be in the prank.
Jane POV
After we got back, Carlisle had taken Andrew to his study for a talk. I felt quite pleased. The devils had got into trouble and their father was not very happy. Deciding that I needed a shower, I went into the bathroom. There was a new bottle of shampoo. I decided to try it out.
Rosalie POV
"So? Is she using it?"
"Yep."
Emmett did some sort of victory dance that made us laugh.
"Shh. Quiet. Listen." said Edward.
We went still and listened. A few seconds later a piercing scream could be heard from the hag's room. It was a very, very high pitched scream. Carlisle and Andrew came out of the study to see what had happened. Ben and Nessie came running downstairs.
"What's happening?" asked Andrew.
"Wait and watch." answered Jasper.
"Yeah, then laugh your head off." added Emmett.
Jane POV
Those devils. What did they do to my hair?! I went downstairs to confront them. One look at my hair set them off in a fit of laughter. Emmett and Jasper were rolling about on the floor. Andrew was gasping for breath while the two kids where clapping their hands.
I turned to Carlisle. "Do something." I told him. He looked like he too was on the verge of bursting out with laughter. Somehow or other, he collected himself and turned to the children. At least they had stopped laughing.
"Want to explain what happened?"
They became quite serious. Alice pipped up, "It's nothing Car – dad. It's temporary. It'll probably be off tomorrow."
Carlisle seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Mrs Smith, I'll deal with this. Don't worry."
I huffed. He let them off too easily. I stormed away to my bedroom.
That's it for chapter 13 guys. Hope you enjoyed it and got a good laugh out off it like I did.