Hello again! Yes, updating was long awaited, sorry but I was also writing other fics simultaneously. And I got sidetracked by Hetalia…
Me: Yes Jinx5647, you are actually correct in showing me that I actually made two jokes! Quite clever X3
Gizmo: Cleverer than you?
Me: *smiling* Don't ruin it.
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!
"EEEEK!" the HIVE gang jumped at a random scream.
They all turned to SeeMore, who was looking a bit sheepish.
"Sorry, just wanted to surprise you guys."
Round that corner bend, man hiding in the trash can.
Starfire flew round a corner and hovered, not noticing two yellow eyes watching her from under the trash can lid, a forked tongue flicking in and out, sighing, Starfire sat on the lid-effectively jamming the tongue in between the lid and the can. The creature yelped as its tongue got jammed, but Starfire paid no heed to the sound, it could wait after she actually though up a plan on how to keep up with earth's tradition of Halloween, who knew the earthlings would have their costumes come to life. Strange, strange beings…
Something's waiting now to pounce and how you'll-
Beast Boy stopped to look at all the crazy human-monster things ran around scaring the living hell out of people, how amusing and not to mention COOL! He smiled before a slimy hand touched his shoulders.
SCREAM! This is Halloween! Red and black and slimy green.
Raven twitched as a ghost flew through her, then rolled her eyes when BB ran past screaming his head off with a sludge monster on his tail. What an idiot, he could just morph and fly away.
Aren't you scared? Now that's just fine.
Kyd just blinked and moved out of the way when the green elf kid just ran past screaming blue murder with some sort of sludge monster trailing him-odd. He signalled to his friends to run across the street before more idiots appear. Jinx just giggled as she spotted Robin waving his hands wildly to get these puffballs off of him-they were small like marimos and she wanted one.
Say it one, say it twice,
"Go away! Go away! Go away!" The mayor's assistant was shaking like a leaf and huddling into a small corner. Something was scratching the other end of the door. He could clearly hear what it was saying.
"Come out of here honey, we are getting married whether you like it or not! Open up this door right now!" He cowered some more.
Fiancés were bloody scary.
Take a chance and roll the dice.
"Billy! Now is NOT the time for this!" Jinx hissed at the hillbilly as he was busy at the casino playing the game where there's the spinny thingy that a ball lands on a number….Roulette! There we go.
He snorted, busy winning here! He threw the dice, who care if he was about to blow five hundred bucks? He felt lucky!
Ride with the moon in the dead of night.
To those near the casino, they would have seen a disgruntled Billy Numerace fly out of the casino's doorway-only to land inside this weird slime monster that was chasing the elf. What a strange sight eh?
Everybody scream, everybody scream!
Cyborg screeched as he saw the long scratch on his baby, left after this strange creature ran past, he was gonna kill it! On the other side of town, Robin screamed in frustration as the pink marimos wouldn't-stop-fucking-leave-him-alone! They just bounced around and attached themselves to him if they were brushed off. The Boy Wonder never had the urge to kill something so cute so gruesomely before this, it was ridiculous! What made it worse, was that they would make cute kitten noises that would make girls go 'awwww!' and-they-wouldn't-shut-up!
In our town of Halloween.
Bast was confused. Why were the stupid ghouls putting up a sign that stated 'Ghost City' above the road into Jump? And why was there confetti? Most importantly, why was Kyd having cake with a zombie? And hwy didn't he invite her?! Turning up her nose, Bast walked in the other direction. She wasn't mad that he didn't think of her, no sir-ree!
I am the clown with the tear-away face,
Slade opened his lounge door (couldn't he be evil in comfort?) before noticing a present wrapped only for him! It could've been a bomb, but he likes pissing people off by coming back again. Walking over, he ripped off the wrapping-which had clown faces on it, how strange….
Here in a flash and gone without a trace!
And a clown jumped out, hit him with a pie, then ran to the other side of the room and exploded, killing off his flat screen and fireplace. The bastard. Slade stared forlornly at the now charred corner of his used-to-be-perfect room. He really should stop opening random gifts like that. Maybe he should open the next in Wintergreen's room…
I am the "Who" when you call "Who's there?"
"Helloooooo!" Beast Boy had gotten lost. Again.
He had managed to get rid of the disgusting slime thingy and now he was somewhere in Jump he didn't recognise. He felt someone watching him, but everytime he looked around, the feeling would disappear. Which was creepy in itself.
"Who's there?" He scurried through another alley, a bit disturbed as laughter rung in his ears-followed by coughing. Really bad coughing.
"Are you okay dude? Sounds like you're coughing up a lung over there….."
"Oh it's nothing. Just a bit of-" A random ghost appeared before him.
"Tuberculosis!" The elf boy shrieked before running away in the form of a cheetah, forgetting that ghosts were dead, and you couldn't catch anything from them.
I am the wind blowing through your hair!
He ran as fast as he could without running into anything, the ghost's laughter and coughing following him like a moth to a flame. It was terrifying to him to a degree, who wanted to catch TB from a ghost? And so he never let up, ghost hot on his tail and others just phasing through his hair as he ran and got more freaked out.
He would be busy for a while.
I am the shadow of the Moon at night,
Mammoth thought it would be funny to climb into a random building and cast a shadow onto those below him and make scary noises while waving his arms. It freaked a lot of people out and they got more scared as they ran around trying to get away from the monsters and throwing candy at them. His fun ended with Cyborg's Sonic canon. Killjoy.
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright!
Private had holed himself and Tom inside the bathroom, because it seemed like the most logic thing to do. And now he was going to have nightmares of bugs and other icky things crawling over him and shit. HE was NOT going to buy his pet tarantula any time soon. No Siree!
Finally dine with this part!
Me: Please reviewe!
Beast Boy: Not cool man!
Gizmo: Suck it up!