Okay, so, swift updates from me now, and this one's fairly long as well!
Okay, so, once again fanfiction is being a whore and typing really slowly, so, this AN is being done in Word. Not that you can tell. Anyhow, I hope you all enjoy this chapter. It's pretty special, as it leads onto a little sequence of about 5-7 other chapters. Which is awesome, and THEY will be awesome. I've had them planned in my head for a while now, so, now you'll get to see them.
Now, reviews time:
Skittle.Rocker: If I knew you, I'd totally come round your house with a bunch of felt tips and have a pwnage war with you. OMIGARDENERS. Brainflash; there should totally be a thing online where you get to draw over peoples….pictures? well, that fell at the first hurdle…
musicismyw0rld: Thankees for the smiles and hears, and, today you can find out precisely what happens next. Although, I think I forgot plot points from previous chapters somewhere along the line…
remember-ride: Thank you, I will. In fact, I am! I am overflowing with chatroom ideas….so, welcome aboard the good ship CRC
Delilah's Garnet: Judging by the fact that your review reads: 'OME! I' I think we can safely assume that fanfiction ate it?
RavenSparx: Sounds pretty dramatic, and also like a huuuuge compliment to my funny-ness that half of my friends don't believe exists. But next time…sit on a smaller chair? So that I don't continue causing people injury. That's twice now this has happened…any more and we'll have an epidemic on our hands.
Now, there are only a few responses there, so, remember; the sooner you review, the more chance you get of having a response, and also, the more creative your review, the better response you'll (probably) get…unless I go all lazy.
U/Ns for this chapter:
Maxxie-kins - Max
Emocat - Fang
Ella-Holmesy - Ella
Watson-Nudge - Nudge
Dr M - Dr Martinez
Chapter Thirteen
Maxxie-kins has just signed in
EmoCat has just signed in
Maxxie-kins says: Ooomgsh, I'm so not watching Digimon on YouTube right now.
EmoCat says: Well, I'm so not watching them as well, so, we're in the same boat of shame
Maxxie-kins says: Oh good, I thought I was going to have to defend my love of Digimon again
EmoCat says: Again?
Maxxie-kins says: I was watching it with headphones on in the library and some kid came up and was all 'omg, ur watchin Digimon, that's like, so lame'
EmoCat says: Maxxie-kins, no-one actually talks like that you know
Maxxie-kins says: I was typing like that to show his dumb-ness
EmoCat says: It all makes perfect sense now
Maxxie-kins says: Really?
EmoCat says: No not really. Anyway, did you kick his ass?
Maxxie-kins says: No, I just kinda glared at him and went 'your FACE is lame'
EmoCat says: Great tactic
Maxxie-kins says: I know, Srsly. But then he was all 'well, your MOM is lame' and I was all, 'my moms a vet, jackass, and she totally pwns your mom'
EmoCat says: Wouldn't it have been easier to just punch him in the face?
Maxxie-kins says: In a public library? Don't be so ridiculous
EmoCat says: May I remind you that we FLEW out of a public restaurant that one time?
Maxxie-kins says: That's completely irrelevant
EmoCat says: I will never understand the convoluted workings of your mind, Maxxie-kins.
Ella-Holmesy has just signed in
Watson-Nudge has just signed in
Ella-Holmesy says: Whaassssuuupppp
Maxxie-kins says: El…Holmes, what has happened to your sanity?
Ella-Holmesy says: Nammuch….just an overdose of really bad TV shows
EmoCat says: Oh, nothing too serious then
Ella-Holmesy says: No, not really
Dr M has just signed in
Maxxie-kins says: MOM SIGNED IN
EmoCat says: Why is this an all-caps-worthy event?
Maxxie-kins says: Holmes, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ella-Holmesy says: That we should totally bug mom even though she's at work and we'll probably get in so much trouble it will resemble an apocalypse but it would be
totally worth it anyway?
Maxxie-kins says: Actually, I was just thinking that we should bug mom, but, your thoughts sound much more interesting. And I thought I was that special one.
Watson-Nudge says: Would it or would it not be awesome if we had an epic-type convo and Dr M got a nickname?
EmoCat says: It would.
Ella-Holmesy says: ADDAGE OF MOM SHALL COMMENCE IN 3….
Maxxie-kins says: 2…
EmoCat says: 1…
Watson-Nudge says: ADDAGE
Dr M has been added to the conversation
Dr M says: Oh, for ceiling cat's sake, what now you four?
Maxxie-kins says: You say that like we bug you at work via MSN every day
Ella-Holmesy says: Which we don't
EmoCat says: At all
Watson-Nudge says: Ever
Dr M says: Fine, fine, whatever. Now, I can work out who Maxxie-kins, Ella-Holmesy and Watson-Nudge are….but who's EmoCat?
EmoCat says: Can't you guess?
Dr M says: Fang, if you let them call you EmoCat then I think there is something wrong with your brain as well as your DNA
EmoCat says: How DAYUH U
Dr M says: Ah, lolcat influenced, now I see
Maxxie-kins says: See EmoCat, even my mom knows about lolcats. You were the only one who didn't
EmoCat says: Well I do now, so, just leave it
Dr M says: Don't fight, you guys
Maxxie-kins says: We're not fighting, we're having a heated discussion
EmoCat says: What she said
Ella-Holmesy says: Hey mom, hows work going?
Dr M says: It would be going much better if I didn't have to keep stopping and talking to you lot
Watson-Nudge says: You could always click 'x' on the convo
Dr M says: Yes, and then you'd start a new conversation with me every time I did
Maxxie-kins says: You could always….sign off
Dr M says: Don't be insane, I need to stay signed on to contact my colleagues
Maxxie-kins says: You mean talk to them instead of us
EmoCat says: And gossip
Ella-Holmesy says: And stuff
Dr M says: Oh, for crying out loud…haven't you got better things to do?
Maxxie-kins says: No, not really.
EmoCat says: Well, I can think of a few…
Maxxie-kins says: EMOCAT!! If you were thinking the perverted thoughts I think you were thinking just then, there will be HAIL to pay
EmoCat says: Awww…couldn't we just carry them through?
Maxxie-kins says: EmoCat, don't even TRY the Bambi eyes on me
EmoCat says: Will not even ma kitteh cuteness get me out of this one?
Maxxie-kins says: No….not at all…nein….NO….nu-uh….Fang, stop looking at me like that
EmoCat say: I thought I was EmoCat for all eternity now, and like what?
Maxxie-kins says: FAAAANNNGGG, STOP IT!!
EmoCat says: Oh, like this –Bambi eyes-
Maxxie-kins says: Those aren't Bambi eyes, they're a whole new LEVEL of eye-persuasion…dear ceiling cat don't teach that to Angel.
Ella-Holmesy says: I take it it's the sort of look that would render her mind power completely unnecessary?
Maxxie-kins says: Ohhhhh yah
Dr M says: If you two even think about going anywhere NEAR baseball-pitch-themed locations with each other there will be EXTREME HAIL to pay
Maxxie-kins says: Awww
EmoCat says: Awww….butbutbut….we're –mentally counts- fourteen.
Dr M says: I don't know what's more worrying. The fact that you two are contemplating….inappropriate antics, or that Fang forgot how old he was
Maxxie-kins says: I would say the counting
EmoCat says: Definitely the counting….foooocccuuuusssss on the counting
Dr M says: You're not getting off that easily….don't make invoke the threat of….-dramatic music- a SexEd talk, mom-style
Ella-Holmesy says: DEAR GOD MOTHER
Watson-Nudge says: Ella was it very bad when it happened to you?
Ella-Holmesy says: Oh, it was the creepiest, most disturbing conversation I've ever had in my LIFE
Dr M says: Well, if you hadn't decided that mom-at-work meant Ella and (now ex) boyfriend-at-play then I wouldn't have had to torture you and you could have just had the lessons in school like everybody else
Watson-Nudge says: Did she give the talk to your (now ex) boyfriend AS WELL, then?
Ella-Holmesy says: Why do you think he's now an ex boyfriend?
Watson-Nudge says: Good point
Maxxie-kins says: Moooooo-oooooom, please don't. Please. Srsly. Tttly srsly
EmoCat says: I second that emotion HAVE MERCY
Dr M says: Well, maybe I will
Maxxie-kins says: OH THANK GOD
EmoCat says: My sanity and my dignity….THEY HAS BEEN SAVED
Maxxie-kins says: -offers up thanks to ceiling cat-
EmoCat says: You do know what the original ceiling cat pic was, right?
Maxxie-kins says: -immature giggle- yus
EmoCat says: Shall we not repeat it for fear of sanity and dignity loss, though?
Maxxie-kins says: I agree
Dr M says: I already know what it says…and if you two start throwing innuendo at each other again I will follow my SexEd talk mom-style threat through
Dr M says: And use diagrams
Dr M says: Of an embarrassing nature
EmoCat says: Okay! Okay! We'll stop
Maxxie-kins says: I for one blame it on messed up hormones
Watson-Nudge says: -snicker- WHOREmones
Maxxie-kins says: NUDGE!
Dr M says: NUDGE!
EmoCat says: NUDGE!
Ella-Holmesy says: -hi five- DONKEY!
Maxxie-kins says: Let me guess…you watched Shrek 2 again
Ella-Holmesy says: Got it in one…and I thought I was the detective around here
Watson-Nudge says: AND ME
Ella-Holmesy says: True…but, what the hell, Nudge, I mean, WHOREmones….do you have a deathwish?
Watson-Nudge says: No, just a warped sense of humour…I blame you guys
Maxxie-kins says: What did we do?
Watson-Nudge says:….
Maxxie-kins says: Well…well…I didn't start the hyper…I don't think….
Maxxie-kins says: Oh wait, I did…with the cookies and stuff
EmoCat says: Though, those random people from the first chatroom introduced The Hyper
Maxxie-kins says: The Hyper? EmoCat, it's not like the Force or whatever, it doesn't need capital letters
EmoCat says: But it sounds cooler with capital letters
Maxxie-kins says: Are you whining?
EmoCat says: Noooooo
Maxxie-kins says: It sure SOUNDS like whining.
Dr M says: Will you two cut it out?
Maxxie-kins says: But EmoCat won't admit that he's whining!
EmoCat says: Now who's whining, Maxxie-kins?
Dr M says: Pack it in the pair of you, or I'll follow my threat through and ADD SCHOOL APPROVED VIDEOS
Maxxie-kins says: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE –runs round like a headless chicken- Nonononono!
Dr M says: Then stop arguing!
Maxxie-kins says: ok
Maxxie-kins says: I'm very very scared right now.
Dr M says: Good. Now, stop bugging me and let me get on with my work
EmoCat says: Does that mean we should start a new convo?
Maxxie-kins says: I'm not sure…
Watson-Nudge says: Hey, does anyone know what happened to Ella?
Maxxie-kins says: Oh yeah! Where did she go? She hasn't signed out
Ella-Holmesy says: I'm siluh heehuh
Maxxie-kins says: That's not even English
Ella-Holmesy says: I knowsih., Haivning torble tpyng
EmoCat says: Are you drunk?
Ella-Holmesy says: Nto ecxaly
Maxxie-kins says: Ella….what is going on with you?
Ella-Holmesy says: Iygygag isi' ticklinsashg mnea
Maxxie-kins says: Oh, Iggy's tickling you. That's the tortured, strangling type noise I can hear
EmoCat says: So that was what it was
Ella-Holmesy says: Well, he's stopped now
Maxxie-kins says: Why was he tickling you anyway?
Ella-Holmesy says: Uhmm…
Maxxie-kins says: Ellaaaaaa
Ella-Holmesy says: Ma name eez Holmes, and whaaaaaat?
Watson-Nudge says: Ooooh, she's bluuushiiing
Ella-Holmesy says: Nudge, how do you know that?
Watson-Nudge says: It was a guess, but you just proved me riii-iiight!
Dr M says: ELLA MARTINEZ!
Ella-Holmesy says: You guys didn't tell me my mom was still in the convo!
EmoCat says: We thought you knew
Ella-Holmesy says: Well I didn't!
Dr M says: It seems like every time I turn my back SOMETHING like this happens.
Maxxie-kins says: Don't threaten us, threaten Ella!
EmoCat says: (this is Iggy btw) Whatever the threat is, please don't use it, Dr M
Dr M says: The threat is SexEd Mom-Style, with diagrams and School Approved Videos
EmoCat says: (this is Iggy btw) OMIGARDENERS NOOOOOoooooooOOOOOooo
Dr M says: Yes
Ella-Holmesy says: Not again, mom!
Dr M says: Well, apparently you didn't learn the first time, so…
Ella-Holmesy says: Moooooo-oooooom, I'm almost thirteen!
Dr M says: I don't care
EmoCat says: #what you think, as long as it abooouuut meeeee
Maxxie-kins says: Omigsh EmoCat! I totally adore that song!
Dr M says: Max! Fang!
Maxxie-kins says: It's Maxxie-kins!
EmoCat says: It's EmoCat!
Dr M says: That's irrelevant!
Dr M says: What is relevant is the fact that every time I leave the house you lot wind up in some sort of chaotic mess due to getting hyper over MSN, or you drop innuendo at each other and wind up being inappropriate all over my furniture!
Maxxie-kins says: That last part sounded more wrong than some of OUR innuendo
Dr M says: That's beside the point. From this, I have concluded that MSN and the computer in general is driving you all banana's
Maxxie-kins says: I don't like where this is going
Dr M says: And I don't like the thought of where you're letting Fa…EmoCats HANDS go!
EmoCat says: Now hang on a minute…
Dr M says: No! I will not hang on a minute! You are ALL banned from the computers and ESPECIALLY MSN for the rest of the week.
Watson-Nudge says: Even me!?
Dr M says: Even you
Watson-Nudge says: But I haven't done anything!
Dr M says: You. Ella. Felt tip pens. Ringing any bells?
Watson-Nudge says: Awwwww, man
Dr M says: No amount of whining, complaining, sucking up or bribery will get me to change my mind. All of you get offline NOW and if you're on computers when I get
home there will be TROUBLE
Dr M says: Oh, and Fang?
EmoCat says: Yes, Dr M?
Dr M says: I'm confiscating your laptop
EmoCat says: Ah, nuts
Dr M says: You have ten seconds to sign off
Dr M says: 10
Maxxie-kins has just signed off
Dr M says: 9
EmoCat has just signed off
Watson-Nudge has just signed off
Dr M says: 8
Ella-Holmesy says: But mom!
Dr M says: 7, Ella
Ella-Holmesy has just signed off
Dr M says: Right, that's much better.
--Real World--
Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge and Ella sat, looking bored and a little sorry for themselves in Max's room. Angel, Gazzy and Total were off doing who knows what in the garden.
"What do we do now?" Nudge said, rolling upside down on the bed, her long brown hair falling out of its scrunchie and into Ella's face.
Ella pushed Nudges hair away and clambered up onto the bed beside her.
"I have no idea," she sighed, "the past few days we've just been hyper on MSN and done idiotic stuff like the pwnage wars."
Max, who had been attempting to surreptitiously grope Fangs hair, suddenly had a brainwave.
"OOOMIGSH!" she yelled, somehow managing to pronounce it exactly as she had typed it.
"What?" everyone said at once, Fang wincing a little, as he had been surreptitiously trying to grope Max in general, and she had yelled right in his ear.
"I just had the best idea anyone has ever had in the history of the world EVER!" she squealed, clapping her hands and bouncing up and down like a two year old. She got up from where she was sitting and rummaged about on her desk.
"Aha!" she cried, holding up a notepad.
"Max," Fang said slowly, beginning to once again doubt her sanity, "that's just a notebook. It doesn't magically have the internet or MSN on it."
"I know that, dumbass," she said, glaring at him with a half pout which made him want to go to several base-ball themed locations with her, "but what do you do with note-paper?"
Nudge squealed as she caught on,
"Pass notes! Yay!" she clapped her hands "I've always wanted to do that! It always sound so much fun in movies and books and on TV."
"But there's only one notepad, and I lack vision," Iggy complained, crossing his arms and inadvertently crushing Ella's hand, "Oops, sorry, Ella."
"Well, you'll just have to deal until we get computer privileges back, Iggy," Max said firmly, then, after seeing the most dejected face she'd ever seen plaster itself onto Iggy, "Well, I guess…no, it still won't work. You'll have to go back to…" she gulped, "plotting explosives and stuff with Gazzy."
Iggy grinned, "Seriously? And I have your permission for once? Epic!" then he frowned, "but what about Angel? Her and Gazzy have been doing brother-sister bonding the past week or so."
It was Fang who found the answer to this one,
"Teach her how to make bombs, then." Apparently he hadn't actually found the answer. Max whacked him upside the head, sneakily groping his hair as she did so.
"That's one of the worst ideas you've ever had, Emocat," she thought for a moment, "I know, get Angel to teach you something, or, just…oh, for god's sake, why are we doing this? Iggy, you're fourteen years old and pretty creative, figure something out!" Iggy snorted, "Fine then, see you later." He got up and walked out of the room. About three seconds later he walked back in,
"I'm not actually mad at you guys, you know, I've just always wanted to make a dramatic exit."
"Good for you, Ig," Max said sarcastically. Then she turned her attention to Fang, Ella and Nudge, "Now, you all need to ALWAYS be carrying a pen or a pencil or something, and possibly a notebook or some note-paper as well, otherwise this isn't going to work…"
Oh! By the way, I made a trailer for this fic -I made it before the latest chapters though, so the quotes in it are older one's. Check it out, the link is on my profile. You should check my profile regularly by the way, as I often put updates about my fanfic writing status and story status up there. I also like to think that some of the ramble-ness on there is pretty funny...but that's just my opinion.
Catch ya laterz!
L de M