Felinis: Due to having finals and packing this week I only had time for skits. Still I deliver you a chapter!
Young Love
(Felinis and Karol are in the skit. She is grinning widely.)
Karol: Felinis what's with that look? You're scaring me.
Felinis: Nothing. Just that you and Nan are so precious.
Karol: Ah- I'm- It's not like that! Quit teasing me!
Felinis: But, it's so nice. Love is such a wonderful thing when you're a kid! I wish I could have had a young late summer romance.
Karol: (sigh) We really aren't… whatever… fine.
Felinis: Just promise that you will enjoy what was robbed from my youth! Let your young love burn brightly among the stars… or something like that!
Karol: Why don't you just do that.
Felinis: (sad laughing) Hahaha. That light burned out long time ago, kid.
So Soon?
(All characters present, but Felinis)
Yuri: I can't believe it! Not even a year and already some idiots trying to start a war.
Karol: And things were going really well too!
Raven: Can't these bad guys give us a break?
Judith: I don't know. It might be interesting.
Raven & Karol: Interesting?!
Judith: Things have been a little slow around here so maybe some action will be interesting.
Yuri: I get what you're saying Judy, but let's just hope that we can keep the action to a minimum. We don't need another Alexei running around. Especially, right now.
Past
(No one is present except Felinis)
Felinis: The Blood Alliance and Leviathan's Claw. I'd hoped after the guilds were disbanded I would never have to hear those names again. I guess my past is catching up to me. Or at least people from my past. Blue Chokers? Hmmm. It doesn't ring any bells. Hopefully, he's not involved. Maybe I should go home for a visit. They're probably worried about me. I hope they've been doing well.
Staring Off
Yuri: Fel? Hey Fel? Fel?
Felinis: Hmmm….
Yuri: Yo! Fel?
Felinis:…
Yuri: HEY FEL!
Felinis: AHHHH!
Felinis's skit face falls on its side
Felinis: Would you stop doing that!? Please!
Yuri: Sorry, but you keep spacing out. What were you even thinking about?
The face stands back upright
Felinis: FERNS! I was thinking about how nice a fern would be.
Yuri: Oh, yeah. Judy said you wanted a plant.
Felinis: Yep! I love plants! Plants are amazing! Ferns are some of my favorites!
Yuri: You sure are… passionate.
Felinis: Very. So much I just start zoning out thinking about them.
Yuri: … Okay…
Take After
Felinis: Repede, you're such a good dog! All handsome and lovely!
Repede: Woof!
Yuri: Yeah, yeah, keep bragging.
Felinis: Can you really understand him, Yuri?
Yuri: Of course.
Felinis: That's so cool!
Yuri: Well me and Repede have been through a lot. Plus, he's easy to read once you get the hang of it.
Felinis: Maybe it's because you and him are so alike!
Yuri: What do you mean?
Felinis: There's an old saying that pets and owners take after each other. Maybe you picked up some of Repede's habits.
Yuri: Hey! Shouldn't he be taking after me?
Felinis: I'd say that if it wasn't for the fact your dog is so classy.
Repede: Woof. Woof!
Felinis: Um… but you both have a lot in common though…
Yuri: Like?
The full body image of a frustrated Felinis clutching her head appears
Felins: Like… well… your both strong… and really cool… and um. Oh no, I forgot something really important I have to do!
Felinis exits the scene.
Felinis: From now on I believe fern should stand for Fantasizing Erotic and Romantic Nonsense.