Hey guys I am back sorry for the little wait... well for me it was long but oh well I have been really busy my English teacher is evil! she really reminds me of the lady from drake and josh *shiver*

here is a small chapter just so i am not keeping you waiting.

i didnt not relook it over because i have to get back to a English paper so please forgive any of the mess ups.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist

WARNING: This story is rated M for language and sexual content
This chapter: Has some language but other than that it is pg13

please enjoy

By the time Roy got home that night it was over 2am and he was exhausted. 'Maybe I should have taken Ed's offer and slept as his house… however I know I wouldn't be able to sleep with him next to me.' Roy smiled remembering the good time they had. 'Hmm maybe we should have cleaned up the tube before we left.' Roy couldn't help but laugh at the thought of some kid walking in that tube tomorrow morning and wondering what the white stuff was. 'Well mama have fun explaining that' and after Roy let the chuckles die he climbed in bed and went to sleep dreaming of Edward.

The next morning Roy was tired as ever. After opening his eyes and yawning Roy looked at the clock and saw that he was running late. "Shit Hawkeye is going to fucking kill me!" with that Roy jumped out of bed put his uniform on quickly and ran out of the door trying to button up his jacket. As soon as Roy locked the door for his front door, he looked down and saw he forgot pants. Grunting really loud he went and reopened the door and put pants on quickly. Now finally fully dressed he ran out the door and bolted to the Central Head Quarters.

When he got to HQ he was beyond exhausted. He was more exhausted when he saw the pissed of look in Hawkeyes face. Roy didn't know what possessed him to do it but out of nowhere he just started confessing about why he was late like you would do to your momma.

"I am so sorry I am late, I was out late with Edward then when I got home like around 2 am I fell asleep. I know I am so sorry that I was out that late but I wanted to make sure Ed got home okay and then this morning I kinda slept in, but when then when I got up this morning and was about to leave I kind of forgot pants and then-" Roy was just blabbering by now and Hawkeye couldn't take it anymore.

"OKAY COLONEL I GET IT THAT'S ENOUGH!" Hawkeye felt like her ears were gonna fall off because Roy just kept talking and talking. And everyone else in the room felt like their ears were gonna fall off because of Hawkeyes scream. "God Roy did you even breath once in that whole damn monologue?"

Now that Roy stopped talking he finally felt the need to breath, so he took a large own and needless to say he was awake now.

"I am sorry." And with that Roy walked into his office and sat down. Hawkeye followed him and closed the door.

"Sigh it is fine Roy so did you work everything out with Edward atleast?"

"Yeah everything is better. He forgave me luckly."

"And as seeing how late you were out I am guessing that you and Ed made up in more ways than one."

Roy actually slightly blushed to that. Maybe it was because he was tired he didn't know, but what he did know was that this conversation was starting to get awkward. However Roy knew better not to come in late and then not answer any of Hawkeye's questions.

"Yeah we did."

"Did you tell him why?"

"No not yet I am gonna wait for the right time. I want it to be special."

"When is that?"

"They day we first met."

Hawkeye smiled at that, but then started thinking "Well if you don't mind me asking. Why didn't you just stay at his house after instead of going home, I mean you were already there you might as well… wait a minute you said you had to walk Ed home, does that mean you were already at your house… he could of stayed at your house."

"Yeah well about that…" Roy was so relieved when Havoc walked in because it meant that he wouldn't have to explain that he had to walk Ed home because they did it in a children park. However Roy's relieved turned into horror when he heard the reason that Havoc was in there.

"Oh my God Sir you will never believe this some parents took their kids to the central children's park and one of the kids found a bunch of cum and blood in one of the tubes!"

Roy's eyes bulged out and he was speechless. He knew if he attempted to talk he would end up bursting out in laughter. After taking a deep breath Roy was finally able to speak. "Really now and what did they say?"

"Well the mother called the police and she was pissed caused she had to explain to her 5 year old daughter what that was."

"Do they know who did it?" Roy was a little worried he didn't think there was cameras in the park but still you couldn't be too sure.

"No they don't they think it was too teenagers just trying to be funny."

Roy visibly relaxed. Havoc didn't notice however Hawkeye did. "Are they sure?"

"Well yeah there was blood mixed with the cum, how many adults do you know that would think that it is funny to have sex in a kid park let alone when you are on your period." Roy was finally completely relaxed knowing that they thought it was a boy and girl, not two boys.

"Yes I guess you are right. So why you telling me?"

"Well they wanted to get the military involved."

"What for?"

"Well they decided to put cameras up so that can't happen again."

"Very well does that mean you want me to sign it off?"

"Yes sir." And with that Roy took the paper and dismissed Havoc. As soon as havoc shut the door Hawkeye started the talk.

"Roy you didn't did you? Please tell me that it wasn't really you and Edward."

"You heard Havoc, they said it was a boy and girl and from what I know both me and Ed are male."

"They aren't 100% sure though sir… OMG it was you guys eww."

"Fine it was. That was where I ran into him and we just yeah… you cannot tell anyone."

"But sir-"

"That's an order!"

"Yes sir, so how did you both fit in that tube?"

"Yes it was very uncomfortable however Edward is very flexable."

Hawkeye blushed extremely red upon hearing that. "Well sir if t-that is a-all I-I am going to g-go." And with that she turned around to leave. When she got to the door, the door was opened and in walked in Edward Elric.

"Morning 1st Lieutenant."

Hawkeye couldn't respond, she just blushed harder and left the room.

"What was that all about?"

"Well morning Edward." Roy walked around and kissed Ed. "So today apparently some lady took her kid to the park and her daughter found a "Wonderful, mind blowing" Surprise in one of the tubes. They are now requesting the military to put cameras up."

Ed couldn't help but grin "Hmm I would have to say it was pretty mind blowing." Want to experience it again?" Ed added with a wink. Roy could feel his member harden completely. He smiled back so Ed went to the door shut it, locked it and transmuted the walls to be soundproof.

As Ed walked over to Roy he spoke in a low voice, "Today it is my turn." Roy gulped but agreed.

Well there you have it! please forgive any errors and how short it is.

I am not gonna lie it is really fun to make Hawkeye embarrassed hehe and oh that poor little girl who had to witness it...

Please review and i hope to have a new chapter up soon... the end is coming!

love you guys! 3

Naomi