Chap. 13 Where Kakaske go?

Narhuto, Sakkura, Saskue, and Puri-chan were all now at the Village of Sand. They all seen Gara, the raccoon ninja spirit of tail, so stopping and ask questions.

"Hey Garaa, How you doing?" say Narsakuurra.

Garra looked at her and says back," I am fine. What you doing here, Sakurra?"

Sakkura tells him everything.

He goes, "Okay. I see." But then he says, "Sakkura, do you know that nobody has seen Kashi sensai in Leaf Village for days now?"

"No," says Sakkura back confused. "I didn't know that."

Nahurot came up to Saaskuran and Gaara. "What you says? No Kakshe anywhere? Where'd he gone to?" wonders Naruto.

"I'm right here," say an unseen voice.

They turn. It's...Kakashes!

"What you doing here, Kakshis?" yells Naruhot angrily on being scared by him.

"I come to follow you on your quest. I know all about Puri-chan because her grandfather was my old friend."

"It's true!" says Puri-chan happily.

"Well good, then you can help us fight bad ninjas who might gonna attack us on journey," says Saskue.

"Yeah, there's one who looks like you does, Kaskhie sensat!" Nahriuto laughed.

Kakshe looked scared for a second. "He looked like me?" he wondered. "I wonder if it is..." but he doesn't finish.

"What?" asked Nahruto to him. "You look weird, Kakshhi sensai."

"Oh!" says Kashis back, "It's nothing. Let's go."

"We're going to the Village of Bones now!" says Puri-chan. "It's dangerous so we'll be careful, okay?
she says.

"Yes," they say.

Okay, I'll be back! Ger reviews!

Thank the dear sweet lord this was all that was written for this joke fic, because it was actually very hard for me to translate it into halfway intelligible readability from the original form! Thanks for following along, if anyone out there has been. And thanks for the late SoldierofFortune for originally pooping this absurd mess out on deviantART.